High School Girl Fed "Semen-Filled" Cupcakes to Kids Who Picked on Her, Police denies any bodily flu - Polidicks

[QUOTE]BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A Bakersfield high school student is reported to have passed out cupcakes at school that were laced with semen and bodily fluids, but police Friday determined that no bodily fluids were found. A student at Centennial High School contacted 10News' Scripps sister station 23ABC and said that the female 10th grader put pubic hair, semen, expired food and pills into the cupcakes. That same student said that on Thursday, the girl passed the cupcakes out to the students who were picking on her. When the students asked the girl why the cupcakes tasted bad she told them it was because she had placed bodily fluids in the cupcakes, the student told 23ABC. The cupcakes weren't able to be tested because they had all been destroyed, and the health department was called off the investigation. Bakersfield police Sgt. Joe Grubbs said that the cupcakes were made with household kitchen items such as mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce. 23ABC contacted school administration and the district for comment. The district is aware of the situation but has yet to comment. Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.10news.com/news/u-s-world/bakersfield-police-teen-accused-of-passing-out-semen-filled-cupcakes-at-school-050214[/url]

[QUOTE]Bakersfield police Sgt. Joe Grubbs said that the cupcakes were made with household kitchen items such as [B]mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce.[/B][/QUOTE] what the [I]fuck[/I]

[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;44729020]what the [I]fuck[/I][/QUOTE] I know, right? Just evil.

[quote] Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school.[/quote] What the fuck? Pack lunches aren't allowed now?

[QUOTE=download;44729024]I know, right? Just evil.[/QUOTE] Literally worse than Hitler.

[QUOTE]Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school.[/QUOTE] That's fucking bullshit.

Do you pay for your lunch in school in America or..?

[QUOTE=deggemannen;44729051]Do you pay for your lunch in school in America or..?[/QUOTE] Yes. Very generally yes. Few exceptions, but yes.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;44729036]What the fuck? Pack lunches aren't allowed now?[/QUOTE] no one wants to eat the food because its literally shittier than the worst prison food, but the schools want to yank all the money they possibly can from students so now they're trying to eliminate options

[QUOTE=deggemannen;44729051]Do you pay for your lunch in school in America or..?[/QUOTE] it was like that for me, either that or you bring in your own, or youre part of a program where you get it for free if you cant afford it (or something like that)

[quote]Students also told 23ABC that they were notified of a new policy at the school Friday stating that no outside food is allowed to be brought to the school. [/quote] Ofcourse, let's not pursue the people bullying her. Let's just add a blanket rule that affects everybody and attacks a symptom instead of dealing with the cause.

how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?

Good for her. Man fuck bullies.

[QUOTE=Bazsil;44729065]no one wants to eat the food because its literally shittier than the worst prison food, but the schools want to yank all the money they possibly can from students so now they're trying to eliminate options[/QUOTE] Don't they try to argue that home-brought food is less healthy or some shit?

[QUOTE=deggemannen;44729051]Do you pay for your lunch in school in America or..?[/QUOTE] Depends on which state, which county, which school district, which school.

[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;44729093]how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?[/QUOTE] Closed her eyes and sucked it out of a hose. Wait, that wouldn't be getting it on her hands. I guess, if this hypothetical situation actually happened instead of being a fabrication, she jerked dudes off.

Im guessing she just made up the semen and pubic hair stuff to fuck with them, she obviously made them with the intent of being gross, the mayo was probably the filling

I just have to say. I remember when people brought pot brownies to school. Those were good times.

[QUOTE=Grimhound;44729182]I just have to say. I remember when people brought pot brownies to school. Those were good times.[/QUOTE] i want to come to your school

[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;44729093]how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?[/QUOTE] Hmm thats a very good question well I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CAN HAPPEN!

[QUOTE=Grimhound;44729182]I just have to say. I remember when people brought pot brownies to school. Those were good times.[/QUOTE] it still happens. Also when I was still in high school there was even a group of AP kids that got together every single school day and went to one particular bathroom to snort coke together before class. Crazy shit.

[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;44729093]how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?[/QUOTE] She robbed a sperm bank

[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;44729093]how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?[/QUOTE] If I was 16 and a girl told me she wanted my semen, I'd oblige

[QUOTE=Grimhound;44729182]I just have to say. I remember when people brought pot brownies to school. Those were good times.[/QUOTE] I had a friend who brought in whiskey and other kinds of booze. He also drank alchool. Straight alchool, not drinking alchool... Up until the day it all went bad and he puked it all outside. Then he became a jehova's witness.

I think the most disgusting part is how the school just decides to punish everyone for it instead of actually doing anything meaningful

[QUOTE=deggemannen;44729051]Do you pay for your lunch in school in America or..?[/QUOTE]Yeah. At my highschool, if you do not keep a positive balance on your account, they give you a peanutbutter sandwich and milk. It's better than nothing, I guess.

Peanut butter is banned at like all schools in the maritimes

[QUOTE=sam6420;44729133]Ban water, kids could throw it at each other and use it maliciously! [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] Or put semen in it![/QUOTE] My middle school banned water bottles without a doctor's note

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;44729078]Ofcourse, let's not pursue the people bullying her. Let's just add a blanket rule that affects everybody and attacks a symptom instead of dealing with the cause.[/QUOTE] As usual, schools protect the bullies and such. Schools' administrative staff are just fucking scum, even in the cases where the teachers themselves can be good.

[QUOTE=Kinky Frog;44729093]how did a high schooler got her hands on semen?[/QUOTE] Ask ur mum. [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=soccerskyman;44730755]Yeah. At my highschool, if you do not keep a positive balance on your account, they give you a peanutbutter sandwich and milk. It's better than nothing, I guess.[/QUOTE] Here if you had a negative balance they just took the lunch(since you payed after you got it) and threw it away. Which was funny because I'm pretty sure it isn't legal.