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Brothers ( and sisters ), I am sick and tired of seeing my fellow man shave. No more! Let them grow out I say! Who doesn't like a good beard? Chicks dig them, they make you feel awesome, and they even can be useful!
You may ask me why would I do such a thing? All my life I've wanted to grow a man beard, now that I've reached a certain age I am finally able to let my beard grow
:siren:The rules of this are as follows.:siren:
[quote='Rules']
-No shaving or trimming of any facial air . Mustache is optional because there are some of us out there who look bad with one. Neckbeard is also optional but recommended.
-You may shave or trim in the event of a Wedding or other important social event. This does not apply to your Live action roleplay events, those are not important social events. After the event is over or until your next important social event you are not to shave or trim.
-If you accepted the task and fail you will have this failure on your conscience for the rest of your life
-[url='http://cdn.dipity.com/uploads/events/fb180a6514506e53ae2ed92150f243be_1M.png']Most of us don't shave or trim other bodily hairs[/url], but if you do you are not to remove those hairs. This is optional for female participants.
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Think your girlfriend will get pissed if you do this? Dump that noise, a girl who doesn't appreciate beardage does not appreciate you, luckily my girlfriend appreciates it.
Now let's take a look at some awesome pictures of beards to encourage you to participate.
A man named Beard in the video game Stalker: Call of Pripyat.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/stalker/images/5/54/Beard.png[/img]
An awesome beard picture off of google.
[img]http://www.gamingtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Horns1.jpg[/img]
Another awesome beard picture off of google.
[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/99%20Awesome%20Beard.jpg[/img]
And finally, the famous windmill beard.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RpKUVxu_iiU/TT4HIajwxMI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-sJ_CCHsfp0/s1600/windmill-beard.jpg[/img]
Here's a man who participated in a no shave summer :
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY8gja0_CCA[/media]
I challenge you my fellow facepunchers to join me in my crusade that is no shave summer.
NO SHAVE SUMMER 2011.
List of Participants:
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[list]seano12[/list]
[list]Confused111[/list]
[list]Mr.Cthrobot[/list]
[list]kepper[/list]
[list]Roof[/list]
[list]NickH[/list]
[list]Carbon Knight[/list]
[list]Jacinth[/list]
[list]butters757[/list]
[list]FinalHunter[/list]
[list]chickenfanny[/list]
[list]BenJammin'[/list]
[list]Dunpeal[/list]
[list]mooman[/list]
[list]JumJum[/list]
[list]nikomo[/list]
[list]TheDestroyerOfall[/list]
[list]Auphe[/list]
[list]zin908[/list]
[list]Mr. Mow[/list]
[list]Xokiller65[/list]
[list]Funktastic Dog[/list]
[list]EcksDee[/list]
[list]SomeDumbShit[/list]
[list]Thirteen[/list]
[list]topic10[/list]
[list]Quark:[/list]
[list]lintz[/list]
[list]mastfire[/list]
[list]Jvs[/list]
[list]RELAXiN[/list]
[list]Marhaus[/list]
[list]fruxodaily[/list]
[list]noiprocS[/list]
[list]Performula[/list]
[list]Real Hitler Fag[/list]
[list]MrJazzy[/list]
[list]TurbisV2[/list]
[list]Kert97[/list]
[list]brainmaster[/list]
[list]Mr. Sun[/list]
[list]l337k1ll4[/list]
[list]CommunistCookie[/list]
[list]K1ngo64[/list]
[list]LewyJudge12[/list]
[list]Parakon[/list]
[list]elitehakor v2[/list]
[list]Ond kaja[/list]
[list]CowThing[/list]
[list]Stathis[/list]
[list]Carne[/list]
[list]bootv2[/list]
[list]AimlessGiant[/list]
[list]ThatHippyMan[/list]
[list]uhrwerk_maus[/list]
[list]kebab52[/list]
[list]DomonDSPR[/list]
[list]BALLSANDASHWALL[/list]
[list]Big Dumb American[/list]
[list]cyclocius[/list]
[list]Pnukup[/list]
[list]dannass[/list]
[list]ElectronicG19[/list]
[list]Rombishead[/list]
[list]MangoJuice[/list]
[list]KmScMT[/list]
[list]ElChrisman99[/list]
[list]RoflKawpter[/list]
[list]xenodrox[/list]
[list]NorthernGate[/list]
[list]Wafflemaster[/list]
[list]vistsPOWA[/list]
[list]Benata[/list]
[list]PaRaD0XX[/list]
[list] LieutenantLeo[/list]
[list]BassB[/list]
[list]Second-gear-of-mgear[/list]
[list]Takkun10[/list]
[list]Daddy_Waffle[/list]
[list]Mr. Bleak[/list]
[list]scottsmith46[/list]
[list]Extroll[/list]
[list]Nevermind Me[/list]
[list]Stonewall[/list]
[list]orbitrek[/list]
[list]Dark Descent[/list]
[list]SpaceGhost[/list]
[list]LSK[/list]
[list]Spool[/list]
[list]nardix[/list]
[list]thispieiscold[/list]
[list]Benata[/list]
[list]Jack_Thompson[/list]
[list]Saza[/list]
[list]Slayerdude111[/list]
[list]critein_protein[/list]
[list]Beezleboss[/list]
[list]MrWhite[/list]
[list]norrec181[/list]
[list]daugaard1[/list]
[list]chuck14[/list]
[list]DaMoggen[/list]
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:siren: :siren: [b][highlight] I WILL GET ALL OF YOUR NAMES ON HERE. DON'T EXPECT IT IMMEDIATELY BUT I WILL GET YOUR NAME ON THE LIST [/b][/highlight] :siren: :siren:
This thread is also dedicated in memory of Ryan Dunn, who had a beard.
[img]http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/New_Folder/Ryan_Dunn.jpg[/img]
Doing this.
Neckbeard...ENGAGE
[QUOTE=kepper;30624430]Neckbeard...ENGAGE[/QUOTE]
So you're participating? I think that's a yes.
Everyone please give me a clear sign that you're participating so I can add you to the list.
Well, sure, put me in. Why the hell not, not getting a girlfriend anytime soon. Hurr hurr.
:smith:
I've been doing this since summer school started, want me to post pictures of how it's going so far?
Does a righteous ball-fro count?
[QUOTE=kepper;30624456]Well, sure, put me in. Why the hell not, not getting a girlfriend anytime soon. Hurr hurr.
:smith:[/QUOTE]
That beard will give you the confidence you need to get a girl! BELIEVE SON AND IT WILL BECOME REAL.
[QUOTE=Roof;30624459]I've been doing this since summer school started, want me to post pictures of how it's going so far?[/QUOTE]
Only if it's epic in proportions.
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;30624461]Does a righteous ball-fro count?[/QUOTE]
Ball fro?
Ironic, I just shaved minutes before reading this.
[QUOTE=Roof;30624459]I've been doing this since summer school started, want me to post pictures of how it's going so far?[/QUOTE]
Yes
I encourage people to do this.
He might be talking about testicles. Not entirely sure...
[QUOTE=triFeral;30624483]Ironic, I just shaved minutes before reading this.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully your last for the next several weeks.
Heck no.
No one will see me with a neckbeard in public :colbert:
[QUOTE=ze beaver;30624503]Heck no.
No one will see me with a neckbeard in public :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Neckbeard optional.
I have not shaved in 2 weeks. Can I shave first before I participate?
So we can shave the neckbeard, but let our beards become massive?
[QUOTE=JumJum;30624519]I have not shaved in 2 weeks. Can I shave first before I participate?[/QUOTE]
It's not recommended but yes you can.
[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=kepper;30624521]So we can shave the neckbeard, but let our beards become massive?[/QUOTE]
Yes, read the rules in the OP please.
Oh oh, should post current beard strength, then do a comparison at the end of summer.
I'll try and find my camera.
Lets do this
So everyone's gonna be Zach Galifianakis for the summer?
My hair follicles are ready.
Also Ryan Dunn was a dumb ass piece of shit who could of killed someone but is hailed as a hero for shoving a toy car up his ass hole.
I'd do it but I have a cadet camp to go to. :frown:
I'll try my best. I just hope that I don't end up looking like a giant neckbeard.
Some people look much better with a beard, like that guy in the video.
So far this is all I have gotten I hope and expect more though;
[URL="http://oi56.tinypic.com/34nmh5s.jpg"][IMG]http://oi56.tinypic.com/34nmh5s.jpg%3C/a%3E[/IMG]
[/URL][URL="http://oi55.tinypic.com/23vixvt.jpg"][IMG]http://oi55.tinypic.com/23vixvt.jpg%3C/a%3E[/IMG]
[/URL][URL="http://oi55.tinypic.com/vpg4yx.jpg"][IMG]http://oi55.tinypic.com/vpg4yx.jpg%3C/a%3E[/IMG]
[/URL][URL="http://oi52.tinypic.com/2na703k.jpg"][IMG]http://oi52.tinypic.com/2na703k.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
How come I can barely grow here while I grow a forest on my dick?
Edit:Wait - what's so funny?
- Dedicate to Ryan Dunn -
I'm in
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