So, yesterday I was having my nightly wank under the covers. Well, as im doing that, I feel my ass hole tingle, and suddenly something that felt like a small turd crawled out of my ass and up my hand.
Naturally, I jumped up, where I then felt an OTHER one crawl out of there and only the floor. It looked like a cockroach, but I wasnt sure. I havent told anyone, but what does Dr. Facepunch think I should do?
No, im not trolling. Its completely true.
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Oh you edited the OP
:what:
I think you should have posted this in Fast Threads.
Dr. Facepunch advises you to visit Dr. Reality
Make a thread about it
i pray you are trolling because that sounds like my worst nightmare
:wtc:
Pretty much sums up what I'm thinking.
you have worms, see the doctors for a disgusting worm repellent that you either spray up the ass or swallow.
:barf:
Can I be the first to say:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
I dont think this really happened
You have clamidia.
But seriously, what the fuck?
Stop taking acid
call 911
[QUOTE=solid_jake;20922576]Worms.[/QUOTE]
I agree with him.
Go to the doctors, or be badass and wait until it gets worse :c00lbert:
Collect them and form a utopia of ass bugs.
Asshair crabs.
Eat them.
I assume OP was high.
I expected an MS Paint picture, like nearly all threads like this, thank gawd
Stop eating mushrooms you find.
if anyone actually believes this they are extremely retarded/gullible
I think you should provide pics to prove you are not trolling
That sounds gross
crabs
fire in the hole!
really, this does sound like trolling, please pictures
lick it.
This is litterly impossible. No form of "bug" can survive in the anus. Mainly because it is hot and filled to the brim with bacteria.
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