So this will be a thread for discussing the worst movie/tv plots.
I'll start with saying [B]Straight into Darkness[/B].
It was set during the second world war, two american soldiers had been taken prisoners by american MP because they'd been playing around with flamethrowers. When they are being escorted they encounter a mine-field and have to dig through the mine field. The two soldiers manage to escape and they get to some random building where some old german couple is raising around 10 retarded kids (kids without legs, teeth, an arm and that kinda stuff). These kids have been trained to fight and the last half of the movie is basically the two americans+these kids holding off a german attack at the building. Watch it, it's just... silly.
So what are the worst plots in your opinion?
The Room
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23448808]The Room[/QUOTE]
what plot
[QUOTE=RedStar;23448865]what plot[/QUOTE]
The whole generic plotline with the cheating wife and the guy who's completely innocent and - oh wait I get it
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23449073]The whole generic plotline with the cheating wife and the guy who's completely innocent and - oh wait I get it[/QUOTE]
Anyway, how is your sex life?
Antz.
I loved it as a kid
Watched it again
Fuck me.
It wasn`t a bad movie but when I think about it planet of the apes was pretty stupid.
Also spacecamp, a group of kids visit a spaceshuttel and it accidentally launches into space. Also it`s a shitty movie
[b]In the Name of the King[/b]
I swear they spent the entire movie budge in hiring and booking good actors. Actors like Burt Renolds, Jason Statham, and Ron Pullman. They were out of funds for a good writer.
Disaster Movie.
again, "lol, what plot?".
Avatar (Good guy joins bad corporation guys in attacking natives to gain resource. Good guy then sees the situation from the natives point of view, then joins them in fighting back against the corporation guys. This is also in Pocahontas and Dances With Wolves)
Final Destination
[QUOTE=TAU!;23450434]Avatar (Good guy joins bad corporation guys in attacking natives to gain resource. Good guy then sees the situation from the natives point of view, then joins them in fighting back against the corporation guys. This is also in Pocahontas and Dances With Wolves)[/QUOTE]
Its the fact that it wasn't unique that made it bad.
[QUOTE=RedStar;23449271]Anyway, how is your sex life?[/QUOTE]
Your taken my naval chart, treason.
[sp]get it?[/sp]
Hard Sreets :v:
Green Street 2. The first one was [I]OK[/I], second one was utter shit.
[QUOTE=Akayz;23451379]Its the fact that it wasn't unique that made it bad.[/QUOTE]
Not even the "planet turns against them" is original, Don Rosa did that in War of the Wendigo.
Disaster Movie. It's just Cloverfield, just clusterfucked with whatever was popular at the time. It's just messed up.
Or for a long story short, anything made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. They make some [b]BAD[/b] doo-doo. :suicide:
damn, i was going to say the room
oh hai mark
Superhero movie.
Meet the Spartans.
All those shit movies that are shit.
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Like sometimes there's a so bad it's good. But these seem like they're trying to be bad and it's fucking horrible.
Yes, except they are parodies, they are supposed to have bad plots.
[b]The Human Centipede[/b]
I just crushed a centipede (Millipede?) in my desk while typing this.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23456499]Yes, except they are parodies, they are supposed to have bad plots.[/QUOTE]
There is always a difference between a bad bad plot and good bad plot.
EG : disaster movie (bad bad plot) / spaceballs (good bad plot)
Also, snakes on a motherfuckin' plane.
Saw movies. Say what you like, it's all just an excuse for Gorenography plus an OMG SHOCKING TWIST at the end.
[QUOTE=z0nk3d;23457872]There is always a difference between a bad bad plot and good bad plot.
EG : disaster movie (bad bad plot) / spaceballs (good bad plot)
Also, snakes on a motherfuckin' plane.[/QUOTE]
Oh, who can forget Snakes on a Plane. :laugh:
Napoleon Dynamite
Dazed and Confused
Both movies that don't really have a plot in the first place.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;23453573]Disaster Movie. It's just Cloverfield, just clusterfucked with whatever was popular at the time. It's just messed up.
Or for a long story short, anything made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. They make some [b]BAD[/b] doo-doo. :suicide:[/QUOTE]
To late, they are making a new movie.
Birdemic
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