Mayonnaise enemas and fellatio at improvised Winnipeg Fringe show - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstories/2013/07/20/li-henpit.jpg[/IMG] [URL]http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2013/07/20/mb-fringe-controversial-performance.html[/URL] [QUOTE]A controversial Fringe Festival performance featuring two naked actors engaging in mayonnaise enemas and a sexual act on stage left some audience members in shock while others walked out of the theatre Friday night.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"What I saw were not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas," said Fringe Festival reviewer Michelle Palansky, who was in the audience Friday night.[/QUOTE]

Well, that's one way to absorb cholesterol right into your bloodstream.

Man, fuck that. I hate mayonnaise to begin with, but this shit is just overboard.

How do you reuse a mayo enema act 3 times? I can see doing it 1 time, maybe, but after the second was it " no wait, hang on guys we've got one more jar left". I mean come on guys.

How can two actors have three mayonnaise enemas? One of them is definitely greedy.

[quote]"What I saw were not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas," said Fringe Festival reviewer Michelle Palansky, who was in the audience Friday night.[/quote] Shit, three mayo enemas? That's got to be a tough act to follow.

That's a buttload of mayonnaise

This is the kind of the stuff that caused the fall of the eldar

[QUOTE=Dr.C;41533457]This is the kind of the stuff that caused the fall of the eldar[/QUOTE] She who thirsts...for mayo.

now was it best foods or hellman's??

[URL="http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy%20smile/grand/creepy-smile-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-179.gif"]Considering these were female actors[/URL]

Three mayo enemas? They didn't even change it up? Could've even used peanut butter! How repetitive.

What's next? A live re-enactment of The Human Centipede?

it was improv so they thought "lets do a mayo enema" 3 damn times

[QUOTE=Sprockethead;41533480][URL="http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy%20smile/grand/creepy-smile-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-179.gif"]Considering these were female actors[/URL][/QUOTE] Nope. Two male actors, portraying the life of a female starlet.

[QUOTE=woolio1;41533541]Nope. Two male actors, portraying the life of a female starlet.[/QUOTE] aw

Was it Hellman's or Miracle Whip? There's a big difference.

Is mayonnaise even safe for that? I mean there's not a lot of safe things you can put up there, given the intestine's tendency to absorb nutrients. Which people seem to forget about, get poisoning, and die..

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;41533674]Is mayonnaise even safe for that? I mean there's not a lot of safe things you can put up there, given the intestine's tendency to absorb nutrients. Which people seem to forget about, get poisoning, and die..[/QUOTE] Mayonnaise is pretty empty, as far as nutrients go...

"Not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas" Put this on the Winnipeg travel brochures please

[quote=Sesame Street's The Count] How many mayonnaise enemas are there? Count with me! One... Two... Thr-BLARGHARAFARAFARAARARARAR Oh darn... All over my suit...[/quote] I don't know why this was the first thing to come to my mind when I read that quote.

Can someone explain to me what is a mayo enema

[QUOTE=Xmeagol;41533898]Can someone explain to me what is a mayo enema[/QUOTE] take mayo take plastic tubing take squeeze bottle load mayo into squeeze bottle attach end of tubing to squeeze bottle insert other end of tubing into rectum squeeze bottle to dispense mayonnaise into rectum

Zeke, what is wrong with your province?

~art~

"Not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas" "Do I hear one mayonnaise enema? Do I hear one, one going once going twice going-- Two! I hear two can I hear three do I hear three..."

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41533913]take mayo take plastic tubing take squeeze bottle load mayo into squeeze bottle attach end of tubing to squeeze bottle insert other end of tubing into rectum squeeze bottle to dispense mayonnaise into rectum[/QUOTE] What is wrong with these people That is so fucking hot

[quote]"By the third time…I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime."[/quote] Yes, because the first one was interesting, and the second was just old hat...

[QUOTE=Sprockethead;41533480][URL="http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/creepy%20smile/grand/creepy-smile-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-179.gif"]Considering these were female actors[/URL][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstories/2013/07/20/li-ianmozdzen-dougmelnyk.jpg[/IMG]

The Aristocrats!