• Crazy-Ass Fight.
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Hey guys, I just thought I'd share my recent story with you about a crazy fight the other night I witnessed, and maybe begin a discussion about some form of topic. Anyways, here is the story: There were about 12-13 of us walking home from a rough estate at around Half Past Midnight - One. All of a sudden, some small, yet well-built chav comes around the corner smelling of alcohol, and yells "Where's Nathan?" My best friend Jonathan said "Whose Nathan" to which the man responded "WHAT? I'LL DO YOU ALL IN!" and proceeds to headbuut Jonathan in the face. Jonathan stumbles back and shouts "The fuck are you doing?" pushes him away and punches him in the face. At this point all the girls have moved back, and theres like 4-5 lads around this guy fists at the ready. He was fucked. Then he makes a horrible decision to punch my friend Danny in the face, who studies Kung Fu and Tai Jit-Su and shit. Wow.. Danny sprung off the floor, and with a Kung-Fu sound effect, jump kicked the chav in the chest. As he stumbled back, he proceeded to blast him repeatedly with savage blows to the head. We all stood and watched in awe, not joining in because we all believe that ganging up in a fight is a sign of cowardice, and stuff. It's like when you see on the news a boy getting beaten by three men. If we joined in, it'd be that sort of heartbraking-to-hear news. Anyway, the guy is covering his face, and Danny drives his knee up into the guys chest, and he falls to the floor and goes into the fetal position. Danny continues to punch him in the head repeatedly as he lays on the floor, covering himself. We eventually come to our senses and drag Danny away, and the man stands up 5-6 minutes later going "Where the fuck is he? What's his name? Where's he live? I'm gonna kill the fucker." to which we walked/ran (ran) away. Later on, we somehow got split into two groups in the madness, and we heard screams of several chavs behind us. "There! Grab any fuckin' one of 'em!" We turned around to like 3-4 chavs. (This small group had me, my friends Tom & Connor, and two girls.) so we ran for it. The two girls hid in some random peoples drives, Tom jumped a fence and hid, and they chased me and Connor at full sprint for about 5 minutes. Eventually we lost them, and we all met up again. I didn't get to go home that night, and I had to stay at my friends house unfortunately. I just thought this was a very strange story. What do you think about this sort of thing? D'you believe you should stand up for yourself and fight back? Maybe only in Self-Defense, or would you heat up an argument first? What exactly, would you do? Please, discuss.
If violence is used against you, you are at rights to use it to defend yourself.
Anyone would fight back if they were punched in the face.
Yeah, I suppose you guys are right, both of my friends fought back only in Self-Defense, we wouldn't of done anything to start with. We're a bunch of pussies. (Besides Danny.) But I was just curious as to what you would do and stuff.
If I was with a bunch of friends and some idiot decides to headbutt one of them for no reason you better believe i'll join in to beat him.. He deserved it, it's not being cowardly.
Easy, if anyone fucks with you, you fuck them double-harder. That be the law. Specially if you got your friends with you. Nice work.
I could've sworn I've read this story before...
Haha I didn't do anything, all I did was punch him once while Danny was punching him, which I feel guilty for sorta because I suppose it was "ganging up."
Anyway, I think you did the smart thing, running away. Who knows if those pieces of shit had weapons on them?
Were the girls ok?
Yeah, the girls were fine in the end thanks slayer. We sneaked round, collected everyone, then we all walked each other to homes where everyone was gonna stay at each others. Because we all live like a lenghty walk apart. We stayed in groups after that. And I agree Cheezy, for all we know them 3-4 chavs could have had knives..
Sounds like you got away pretty lucky, I usually stumble into groups of like 20-30 drunks while I'm alone or with maybe one mate. Most of the time they just get ridiculously pissed off that you're walking past and want to fight but occasionally if you catch them off guard they're suddenly your best friend and want you to drink all their booze (only happened a couple times sadly).
Those guys where asking for a fight i congrat Danny on defending like that
Is this in US or Canada?
The UK.
Nice fight OP. Sounds like Danny is one badass motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Valon Kyre;22253296]Is this in US or Canada?[/QUOTE] Their term 'Chav' means our term 'Thug' or 'Fuck-up'
[B]What to do in the event of a Chav situation - for pacifists. [/B] [LIST] [*]Be patient. Time is on your side. Avoid drastic action. [*]The initial forty-five (45) minutes are the most dangerous. Follow instructions; be alert and stay alive. The chav is emotionally unbalanced. Do not make mistakes which could hazard your well-being. [*]Do not speak unless spoken to, and then only when necessary. Do not talk down to the chav who may be in an agitated state. Avoid appearing hostile. DO NOT look the chav directly in the eyes. Treat the chav like royalty. [*]Try to rest. Avoid speculation. Comply with instructions as best as you can. Avoid arguments. Expect the unexpected. [*]Be observant. You may be released or be able to escape. The personal safety of others may depend on your memory of the situation. [*]Be prepared to answer the police on the phone. Be patient. Wait. [*]Attempt to establish rapport with the chav. If medication, first aid, or restroom privileges are needed by anyone – say so. The chav, in all probability, does not want to harm persons held by him or her. Such direct action further implicates the chav in additional offenses. [*]IF THE CHAV TRIES TO COVER YOUR HEAD WITH A BAG, SACK, OR OTHER OBJECT, IT HAS NOW BECOME NECESSARY FOR YOU TO FAKE AN ILLNESS OR FAINT. [/LIST]
It seems so, Oman. Funny thing is, I never even knew he studied it until last night, which was when this fight was. That's why we all stood there in utter shock. Sorry Number, yeah, it does. Starpluck - Epic.
If you are being attacked you have the right to use self-defence, however you can't hurt him more than he could have hurt you. Danny was quite stupid I think, but you did the right thing to run away.
Give Danny a pat on the back the next time you see him, it sounds like he done a good job.
In a way, Fhux, I agree. I think maybe he overdid it.
Why didnt you just shoot them? whos gonna care, if you dont have a gun you did the right thing .
Wait, what? I'm not going to shoot them. I class myself and my friends as non-trouble makers. All we were doing was walking home from a party. I don't even own/have been near a real gun. I've never even touched a cigarette or any drugs. And I never will. I find that joke of yours slightly disturbing.
Zero he should not have shot them thats stupid they did the right thing but danny needs to calm down abit
Shoulda beat him till he can't talk, that way you wouldn't of had to hide from more chavs. But seriously, this guy gets the shit kicked out of him then decides to come back for more? That is not smart.
Was Danny boobies? In all seriousness, fucking chavs.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;22253023]Anyone would fight back if they were punched in the face.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://hotbeans.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mustache-_0006_ned-flanders.jpg[/IMG] Not everybody....
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;22253127]I could've sworn I've read this story before...[/QUOTE] I do to..I could have sworn I read this about a year ago.. Anyways, Danny is a badass etc etc.
I thought this was going to be about an ass fight.
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