IFAP 2014 Secret Santa: Everyone gets a dragon dildo edition - General

Some of you lovely motherfuckers wanted to do a secret santa event. Here's how this will work: First, you make a post in this thread saying that you want to be a part. I'll put your name on Santa's Tactical List. You then need to PM me your address, and preference of gift. One week from now, at 12:00 EST, 11/28/2014, i will send out PMs to everyone detailing the user you were given, and their preferences. You then have 2 more weeks(more or less, i would prefer that if you are buying for your user, that you dont buy from out of the country, just to keep shipping costs and time to a minimum) to ship your gift. Let's cap the nickel rolling limit to $30, with the minimum spent being $10. You can either buy an item from a store such as AirsoftGI and Evike, or you can ship out a gift from your own possession if you're poor as shit, like me. Obviously, 5 or 10 extra bucks is fine, but if it's like $120, find something else. I'll have someone else not participating select who is going to have me as their secret santa, and vice versa, just to keep it fair. SANTA'S TACTICAL LIST OF OPER8ERS [quote] ossumsauce deathmog malikyte timebomb zao medong 7 layer dip fish muffin jazxsora apoctank paindoc apache249 YCheez CottonTM(PM required) Cardfan212 [/quote] Also, please don't be a wet blanket and get $10 worth of bbs. You'll be a huge asshole and nobody will like you because of your incredibly tiny penis.

Need to set a reasonable value that is a fixed goal, so that one person doesn't put in a shit ton, and then get a bag of bb's back or something. Everyone should get out what they put in, ideally.

You're right, updated the OP.

I'm in. I don't have a huge amount of money but I will try to give whoever I get something good. I'd almost say that $25 or $20 is a good minimum that most people can afford. [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] Or that works too I guess, ninja'd

$50 is still too high. Secret Santa's usually roll in the $20-30 area.

okay, i think a 20-50 range is pretty good, then.

I'd do it if it was in the $20 to $50 range, but $50 to $100 seems pretty high. [editline]20th November 2014[/editline] And ninja'd.

Yeah, that's pretty high. My best friends and I had a limit of $40 last year and we decided to go back to $20 because $40 was too high. Much less you guys. Since you're internet people and not real and you're a bunch of molesters so my parents say I can't hang out with you guys. [editline]20th November 2014[/editline] $10 ideally. Little gifts. Cheap shipping. Better participation. $20 max and that's pushing it in my opinion.

i set it to 30 just to give a little breathing room. i think thats more than acceptable.

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Im in for the $10-30 range

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Yup, I'm in. Definitely we should work something out with preference, or at least shit that won't work for certain people - don't want to have WWII guys getting MOLLE shit, etc.

[QUOTE=Zao Medong;46539496] Definitely we should work something out with preference, or at least shit that won't work for certain people - don't want to have WWII guys getting MOLLE shit, etc.[/QUOTE] I would hope that you would at least look into what your giftee has as far as gear/guns/etc before buying them a gift at the very least so you dont get them something they already have

I'm going to have to get someone a cheap spring revolver and put sweetheart grips on with pictures of dicks on it.

I'm going to go to the post office tommorow and if the shipping prices aren't crazy then I'll be in Edit:Don't count me in yet

I might be able to contribute with some money, but ofc don't assign someone to get me something, seeing as... well, y'know... EDIT: If I have some cash spare I might get some of the people who don't have Arma 3 DLC a copy of it, or something. Maybe Arma 3 itself if it's on sale at the time.

fuck it, why not? I'm in.

oh shit, i just realized, OP was my 5000th post!

wait a sec, preferences? since when was that a thing

[QUOTE=7 Layer Dip;46539755]wait a sec, preferences? since when was that a thing[/QUOTE] you need to specify what kind of gift you would prefer to get. A general idea so that you dont get something you can't use.

[QUOTE=ossumsauce;46539775]you need to specify what kind of gift you would prefer to get. A general idea so that you dont get something you can't use.[/QUOTE] yeah im retarded, i pm'd you again

deathmog, herf, and zao, i need you to PM me your address and gift preferences.

I'm in, I might try to do a few purchased a items and 3d print the rest since I can save some money that way. [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] I need to think of gifts and preferences though give me a bit and ill pm you

Definitely in. I'll pm you when I get home today ossum.

I'm in!

Ye [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] shit. lets be santa.

i have gotten everybody's PM if they've sent one.

I'm in.

I'm able to buy 4 people a $5 (AUD) virtual gift. I know it's not much but considering I'm not getting anything in return I think it's fair.