Steve Jobs FBI File Confirms He Was a Jerk, Drug User, Shit at School and not a Communist - Polidicks

[TABLE] [TR] [TD][URL="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2012/02/steve-jobs-fbi-file-confirms-he-was-jerk-drug-user-and-poor-student/48506/"][IMG]http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/x962A39FSjgauk_UTLu..g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2012/02/09/RTR2SMPB/large.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [release]The FBI investigation of Steve Jobs [URL="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/02/steve-jobs-fbi-file-out/48507/"]affirms[/URL] everything we already thought we knew about the tech visionary. Sifting through the document, we find opinions on the man range between two extremes we've heard before, from [URL="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2011/10/steve-jobs-apples-visionary-has-died-56/43385/"]laudatory[/URL] to [URL="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2011/10/revelations-steve-jobs-biography/43954/"]critical[/URL]. The FBI file also confirms Jobs' infamous (and well-documented) past, including drug use and poor performance at Homestead High, where he earned a [B]2.65 GPA[/B] -- perhaps a result of his psychedelic experimentation? Steve Jobs was[B] manipulative.[/B] Several individuals questioned Mr. Jobs' honesty stating that Mr. Jobs will twist the truth and distort reality in order to achieve his goals. Steve Jobs [B]did lots of drugs. [/B] Several individuals commented concerning past drug use on the part of Mr. Jobs. Also advised that he was aware that Mr. Jobs used illegal drugs, including marijuana and LSD, while they were attending college. She and the Apointee both experimented with various drugs although she would not be more specific. He had not used any illegal drugs in the past five years, however during the period of approximately 1970-1974 he experimented with marijuana, hashish and LSD. Steve Jobs [B]abandoned his baby-mama[/B]. Mr. Jobs was not supportive of _______ (the mother of his child born out of wedlock) and their daughter; however, recently has become more supportive. Mr. Jobs mistreated them by not supporting them Steve Jobs was [B]a jerk[/B]. He feels bitter towards and alienated by Mr. Jobs at ACI. He characterized Mr. Jobs as an honest and trustworthy individual, however his moral character is questionable. When it comes to business there are frequently disagreements and sometimes hard feelings. But, like we said, it wasn't all bad. Steve Jobs was a [B]visionary[/B]. an individual of excellent character. an extremely intelligent individual, a true leader further described appointee as an extraordinary person, who is an excellent business negotiator Steve Jobs was [B]not a communist.[/B] Mr. Jobs … has no close relatives resiging in communist-controlled countries. He was not a member of the communist party Steve Jobs was [B]not a drug dealer[/B]. He never sold any drugs. Steve Jobs was [B]healthy[/B]. She added that the Appointee is extremely health conscious now and rarely even drinks but will occasionally have win socially. [/release]

So a good salesman then.

Already knew he was a jerk.

I always have win socially too.

I'm much relieved to know he was not a communist!

Well thanks to this article I now know steve jobs is not a communist after all these years trying to write a book about how he was planning to establish a new communist regime

He had to be high, I mean who the hell comes up with a name apple for a company and makes it successful.

[QUOTE=Appolox;34620660]He had to be high, I mean who the hell comes up with a name apple for a company and makes it successful.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cone;34620622]So a good salesman then.[/QUOTE] Don't get me wrong he was a dick, but he was very good at convincing people buying his stuff would be a good decision.

[quote=Starpluck]Steve Jobs was [b]not[/b] a communist.[/quote] [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-ussr.gif[/img]

Some of the best programmers computer engineers never went to college and scored "poorly" in high school, the Public education system is a joke

Of course, if he was a communist he would have been all for workers' rights

[quote] Steve Jobs abandoned his baby-mama. Mr. Jobs was not supportive of _______ (the mother of his child born out of wedlock) and their daughter; however, recently has become more supportive. Mr. Jobs mistreated them by not supporting them[/quote] wow, what an asshole

I thought it was already well known that Steve Jobs was a total cunt?

[QUOTE=Bobie;34620839]wow, what an asshole[/QUOTE] He didn't like his original parents that much because he probably felt that they abandoned him.

Drugs oh god not that

The guy who exploited foreign workers, made billions of dollars, and owned a massive corporation wasn't a communist? Man. Nice detective work. On the other hand, who cares about high school GPA? Most of us were retarded back then and even if you werent, the classes didn't focus on Managing an Unprecedented Business Model While Making Billions 101

Meh most of this doesn't matter if the guy was successful like really who gives a fuck if you do drugs or did shit in high school if you're the CEO of the world's highest valued company

He wasn't manipulative at all, he couldn't even tell a lie properly. But then, he found this alien device on the Antarctica, which led to the foundation of Apple, which we call... [h2]THE REALITY DISTORTION FIELD GENERATOR[/h2]

this sounds like every businessman ever.

[QUOTE=Bobie;34620839]wow, what an asshole[/QUOTE] Go watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley", Steve Jobs was a total ass for pretty much everyone around him, including his family.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;34621044]Go watch "Pirates of Silicon Valley", Steve Jobs was a total ass for pretty much everyone around him, including his family.[/QUOTE] And Bill Gates was a nerdy troublemaker :v:

For more information, watch Pirates of Sillicon Valley. You can't ninja me, I have a video. No, seriously, do watch it. Amazing movie. It contains Steve Jobs both doing drugs AND being an asshole! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EIu21QPQMc[/media]

I had no doubt he wasn't a communist.

[QUOTE=Scot;34620904]I thought it was already well known that Steve Jobs was a total cunt?[/QUOTE] Yeah, but now there's documented evidence of Steve Jobs being a cunt. [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=borisvdb;34621617]I had no doubt he wasn't a communist.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I mean how can someone that patent-stingey be a communist?

Let's not forget he stole a kids liver

[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;34620754]Some of the best programmers computer engineers never went to college and scored "poorly" in high school, the Public education system is a joke[/QUOTE] It's still a joke, even today.

How was he healthy, he is dead.

[QUOTE=garychencool;34622129]It's still a joke, even today.[/QUOTE] Hey, say what you will about it, but thanks to our educational system I am one of the best god-damned bubble-fillers in the world, god bless 'murrca!

Steve Jobs, the former CEO of one of the largest corporations in the world was NOT A COMMUNIST? How can that BE?

[QUOTE=Dame Flawless;34622150]How was he healthy, he is dead.[/QUOTE] Means he lived a healthy life style. Ate right, exercised, etc. Fat lotta good that did him though.