[B][U]THE NEWEST INCARNATION OF THE THREAD YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE MISSING[/U][/B] :fap:
[QUOTE=Wikipedia][I]"[U]Masturbation[/U] refers to the sexual stimulation of a person's genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. [U]Masturbation[/U] is a common form of autoeroticism, providing sexual pleasure or orgasm in the absence of a partner. The act, when performed with a partner, is called mutual [U]masturbation[/U] and is sometimes used as an alternative to sexual intercourse.
Men and women have techniques and characteristics in common, but also have specific preferences in the ways they like to [U]masturbate[/U]. Studies have found that [U]masturbation[/U] is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation. Various medical and psychological benefits have been attributed to a healthy attitude to sex in general and to [U]masturbation[/U] in particular, and no causal relationship is known between [U]masturbation[/U] and any form of mental or physical disorder. Acts of [U]masturbation[/U] have been celebrated in art worldwide since prehistory. While there was a period (from the late 18th to the early 20th century) when it was subject to medical censure and social conservatism, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. There have been [U]masturbation[/U] marathons and health service slogans such as "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away". It is commonly mentioned in popular music as well as on television, in films and in literature."[/I][/QUOTE]
[B]Quotes about masturbation from a variety of credible sources:[/B]
[QUOTE=Woody Allen]Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=George Carlin]If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Truman Capote]The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=John Mayer]I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Peewee Herman]I made a mistake.[/QUOTE]
Link to [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1184407&highlight=masturbation+thread"]previous thread.[/URL]
So, to start off this engaging community conversation -- how often do you masturbate? Do you do it at all? Let us discuss! <3
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[QUOTE=Chrille;35979720]why do you want to know how often i masturbate?
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what is wrong with you?[/QUOTE]
Well I never thought I would see anything like this again. Though how to shave your pubes was much better.
ah nothin like a good nut
Every single day.
Atleast 3 times.
Why would I post that?
once in a week or two
I just finished & this is the first thread I see
That is one hell of a coincidence
this thread is 3 shitposts away from being WTYO V69
At least 3-4 times a day, sometimes 5 if I'm feeling it.
can't wait to learn new advanced techniques from random facepunchers
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;50700068]this thread is 3 shitposts away from being WTYO V69[/QUOTE]
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1 MORE SHITPOST TO GO
[editline]13th July 2016[/editline]
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its me
[editline]12th July 2016[/editline]
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What do you mean, how many times?
I never stopped.
now this is what i call a circlejerk
[QUOTE=axemunger;50700052]I just finished & this is the first thread I see
That is one hell of a coincidence[/QUOTE]
if only you waited for some tricks and tips from your fellow facepunchers
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