Well, I've broke my right hand. Dunno if any of you have, put typing with your left hand is impossible. Just like fappin' and writing -.- and in the shower you have to salute
Anyway, this girl, Marie, absolute stunner, way out of my league by a long shot. My ex decided she'll hook me and this Marie girl up, because 'it'd be perfect' or some crap like that.
I only met her a few times, exchanged numbers, asked her to the cinema last night, I paid, watched the hangover(which is probably the funniest film evar) we were both in stitches.
Film finished, offered to get a taxi for her but she said her mom would. We waited for her mom, her home came (shit was SO cash)(jokez) i gave her a hug, and she kissed me on the cheek so i done the same.
I hate forcing myself into shit, so i though cheek woould be a'ight for the first date.
She offered me a lift home with her mom, i said I'd walk.
I left, feelin' ace. Walked home, got started on by chavs, had my wallet robbed prob good £20/£20 in it -sigh- punched a few times too.
i txt her when i get home saying i had a good time and i wanted to kiss her throughout the fucking movie but i didnt cus i have some shittyy phobia of rejection..
did not sleep at all 'cause she didn't reply
this morning i got a message, something like.. i fell asleep lol sowwi! hope you're okay x
i replied with some shit like i had a good time did you? got back
"yeah it was good. Can't txt anymore! Soz! "
i then replied with blah blah, i'm near yours prank me if you wanna do somin
she said she cant, cause of work..
so wtf? ace night but she's being a cunt?
or i'm just being a butthurt faggot?
i feel fucked up, i like over dosed on painkillers, 12 or 13 500mg c|:x last night i swear, crushed hand for the looooooooooooose
cool story bro
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what. You're getting all worked up because she said she had to work? what the fuck man
also, troll.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938130]Well, I've broke my right hand. Dunno if any of you have, put typing with your left hand is impossible. Just like fappin' and writing -.- and in the shower you have to salute
Anyway, this girl, Marie, absolute stunner, way out of my league by a long shot. My ex decided she'll hook me and this Marie girl up, because 'it'd be perfect' or some crap like that.
I only met her a few times, exchanged numbers, asked her to the cinema last night, I paid, watched the hangover(which is probably the funniest film evar) we were both in stitches.
Film finished, offered to get a taxi for her but she said her mom would. We waited for her mom, her home came (shit was SO cash)(jokez) i gave her a hug, and she kissed me on the cheek so i done the same.
I hate forcing myself into shit, so i though cheek woould be a'ight for the first date.
She offered me a lift home with her mom, i said I'd walk.
I left, feelin' ace. Walked home, got started on by chavs, had my wallet robbed prob good £20/£20 in it -sigh- punched a few times too.
i txt her when i get home saying i had a good time and i wanted to kiss her throughout the fucking movie but i didnt cus i have some shittyy phobia of rejection..
did not sleep at all 'cause she didn't reply
this morning i got a message, something like.. i fell asleep lol sowwi! hope you're okay x
i replied with some shit like i had a good time did you? got back
"yeah it was good. Can't txt anymore! Soz! "
i then replied with blah blah, i'm near yours prank me if you wanna do somin
she said she cant, cause of work..
so wtf? ace night but she's being a cunt?
or i'm just being a butthurt faggot?
i feel fucked up, i like over dosed on painkillers, 12 or 13 500mg c|:x last night i swear, crushed hand for the looooooooooooose[/QUOTE]
hey fag, people have work
[editline]07:02AM[/editline]
and troll
you're just being butthurt
she's got [i]work[/i]
she's probably not lying to you
troll
Women are confusing.
Take my sister for example.
I say "fucking hell" once; so she chucks a fucking spaz and uninstalls my shit.
You know why? cause she's a bitch.
[QUOTE=phill977;15938171]Women are confusing.
Take my sister for example.
I say "fucking hell" once; so she chucks a fucking spaz and uninstalls my shit.
You know why? cause she's a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Looks like someone just got butthurt by his bitch sister.
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938187]Looks like someone just got butthurt by his bitch sister.[/QUOTE]
Nah, that was ages ago.
[B]EDIT:[/B]Like a few years ago.
:haha:
not troll
but i dunno, went from 3 x's to 1 overnight
oh my god, i am a faggot
You must learn English properly before you can decipher the mysteries of women.
you're a fucking idiot
stop being so paranoid
Use capital I's then we'll talk.
whipped
and you're not even in a relationship
I liked the bit where your wallet had anywhere between £20 and £20 taken from it.
Man you gawnna be a controll freak.
it's probably because you said you wanted to kiss her all night and she doesn't want you to like her so early but your a troll so heh who cares
:haha: is not an emote
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938226]:haha:
not troll
but i dunno, went from 3 x's to 1 overnight
oh my god, i am a faggot[/QUOTE]
Word of wisdom, have some self confidence.
Repeat after me: She is NOT out of my league. She DOES like me. I AM worthy.
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938407]Word of wisdom, have some self confidence.
Repeat after me: She is NOT out of my league. She DOES like me. I AM worthy.[/QUOTE]
One thing i lack, confidence ffs.
Sorry about I's, it's hard because the i is miles away from my shift key -.-
And I knew you'd like the fact that i got robbed you punch of omelette fuckers
I understand WHY you're being too jumpy, but it's just that, you're being too paranoid man.
Just trust her, if you can't trust her then she wasn't the one for you
:)
Give her time. If she continues, forget about her or demand an explanation.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938533]One thing i lack, confidence ffs.
Sorry about I's, it's hard because the i is miles away from my shift key -.-
And I knew you'd like the fact that i got robbed you punch of omelette fuckers[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry I can't tell whether you're agreeing with me or calling me an omelet fucker.
Oh yeah and about the chavs, call the cops
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938563]Oh yeah and about the chavs, call the cops[/QUOTE]
What are the cops gonna do? Take fingerprints off his cheek?
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938565]What are the cops gonna do? Take fingerprints off his cheek?[/QUOTE]
chavs are not smart, they often stay in one place
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938565]What are the cops gonna do? Take fingerprints off his cheek?[/QUOTE]
Chavs are mindless pricks who are so dumb that they will go back to the place they robbed him.
It's their hood dawg!
Just tell the cops where you saw them and they might inspect it.
Wow, like I said.
[b]Brits are fucking retarded.[/b]
yeah
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938570]chavs are not smart, they often stay in one place[/QUOTE]
I suppose you're right in that. It might be better to take friends instead of cops.
what kind of idiots beat up random people and steal their money anyway? what time do we live in?
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