Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

So yesterday I was at work (the 19th), and I work pretty late. After I got done around 11 my manager, some other guy I work with, and myself all walked out to our cars together. I noticed there was some stuff on my wind shield so I was like 'the fuck is all these'? After getting close enough to see, it was a bunch of tampons and pads. We all had a laugh about it and I just figured whatever, just someone playing a prank on me. I pulled the shit off and went home, didn't think anything of it. So tonight, one of the delivery drivers (I work at a pizza place) told me that he saw two girls fucking with my car and when he yelled at them they got in their car and took off. So at this point I was like 'okay, it's not funny anymore'. I was trying to figure out who could be fucking with me, then it hit me. One of the girls I work with was out in the parking lot with her friend pretty much all day. She was texting me and shit. After turning my common sense on, I realized her and her friend must be the ones screwing with my truck. Didn't really think much of that either until it dawned on me. I checked my phone to find the earliest message from her from when they were out in the parking lot. [b]They had been sitting out there for 7 goddamn hours waiting for me to get off work[/b]. I was freaked out. I stopped texting her right away. After work tonight I cleaned some more shit off my truck (this time condoms and lube) and started heading home. On my way home they were texting me every time I passed something. I kept checking my rear-view mirror but there were too many cars to tell if I was being followed. When I got home and was inside for about 5 minutes they texted me [b]my fucking street name[/b]. No one I work with knows this, only my friends do. They fucking followed me home. I just got a text from one of them that says 'c u 2morrow, nice house btw'. What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Who does this? I've been really nice to this girl cause she's pretty overweight and doesn't seem very social, but no fucking more. This is too fucking much. They followed me 25 minutes from work to my house. Who the fuck does that?

Stop complaining, that's more action than most members here will get in their entire lives. Butthurt virgin list: MedicmanV500 Galaxy Punjon Tony XD! NorthernFall Wafflemaster meatballfish Zocom TIS

[QUOTE=BigOwl;32885925]Stop complaining, that's more action than most members here will get in their entire lives.[/QUOTE] I have standards, man, and this is just plain weird and creepy.

do you have a gun maybe you should have a gun

Then who was phone? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Swebonny))[/highlight]

What exactly is a phone?

call the police

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32885941]do you have a gun maybe you should have a gun[/QUOTE] This. They're bordering on sociopaths, they're stalking someone and have the tendency to wait 7 goddamn hours just for him to get off work. Get a gun and don't be alone with those two, even if they want sex i'd rather stay away from sociopaths [sp] unless you're into that shit, I dunno. [/sp].

[QUOTE=BigOwl;32885925]Stop complaining, that's more action than most members here will get in their entire lives.[/QUOTE] speak for yourself

follow maverick's advice: never ever ever have sex with a fat chick.

Booby trap your house Home Alone style. When they come to your driveway to fuck with your car [b]BAM[/b]. Paint can in the face.

get there 7 hours before they do, start a bit of stalking one-upmanship

You know it might also be a good idea to go to the police about this, immediately.

I got a girl who comes to subway just to see me. I dont know her so its pretty weird.. but good for business! [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] in your case, call the police. This is stalking.

Give them the slip and start counter-stalking. That will show them.

Call the police if you really think the situation calls for it. Simple as that.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-0Eeb2R-AY[/media] But in OP's case, All the girl pronouns are replaced with male pronouns. Beware the Stalkers, OP...

I may just call the police. I'm fucking creeped out right now because my house has massive windows and it's pitch black outside. I can't see what's out there.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886073]I may just call the police. I'm fucking creeped out right now because my house has massive windows and it's pitch black outside. I can't see what's out there.[/QUOTE] Get a knife and sit in the bathroom all night.

rape them [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] it's the only way, OP

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886073]I may just call the police. I'm fucking creeped out right now because my house has massive windows and it's pitch black outside. I can't see what's out there.[/QUOTE] Do it. This is very serious and potentially a threat to your fucking life. Get that shit on the phone [b]now[/b].

Invite them over and rape both of them.

call the police/ tell your boss. alternatively, out creep them. next time you think they're near, strip naked, cover yourself in feces and start screaming christmas songs.

OP, seriously, call the cops before your living room carpet becomes nothing more but a bloodied room with a dead chick in a shattered coffee table and another girl with a knife and multiple lacerations--all the while staining your white suburban carpet red and leaving a red crimson streak upon your giant windows. I've seen alot of horror films, bro. They didn't call the cops. So they got killed. CALL THE POLICE NOW.

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32886132]OP, seriously, call the cops before your living room carpet becomes nothing more but a bloodied room with a dead chick in a shattered coffee table and another girl with a knife and multiple lacerations--all the while staining your white suburban carpet red and leaving a red crimson streak upon your giant windows. I've seen alot of horror films, bro. They didn't call the cops. So they got killed. CALL THE POLICE NOW.[/QUOTE] I've never seen a horror film about an overweight female serial killer who leaves tampons and pads as a warning... I need a camera.

Call the police ASAP. If it's really bothering you, it's worth them knowing.

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32886132]OP, seriously, call the cops before your living room carpet becomes nothing more but a bloodied room with a dead chick in a shattered coffee table and another girl with a knife and multiple lacerations--all the while staining your white suburban carpet red and leaving a red crimson streak upon your giant windows. I've seen alot of horror films, bro. They didn't call the cops. So they got killed. CALL THE POLICE NOW.[/QUOTE] Actually it's a very expensive Turkish rug. I would be upset. [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=rundevil;32886122]call the police/ tell your boss. alternatively, out creep them. next time you think they're near, strip naked, cover yourself in feces and start screaming christmas songs.[/QUOTE] I like this. [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] Well I think they left because they said "c u 2morrow". If I see this bitch at work I'm going to tell her whats what.

How about you confront them and ask them why theyre messing with you?

Have sex with them.

kill them