[QUOTE]Brief history:
Ok so my mum is 41 and my step dad is 41 aswell. They got married this year in the summer. I'm 15 and I have a 18 year old sister.
Right so I was taking to someone online when my mum calls me down to the kitchen. My step dad walks in and at first I thought I was in trouble. Then my mums says "James, where going to have a baby". I was shocked at first then I went and hugged my mum saying thats really great news...I was just speechless.
Whats to expect with a pregnant mum? [/QUOTE]
a baby at 41, gosh! I though my parent was late by having me at 36
[QUOTE=shipkiller;18921714]a baby at 41, gosh! I though my parent was late by having me at 36[/QUOTE]
thats what i thought :P
Expect to do more chores around the house soon.
So?
[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0d/Evil_Baby.jpg[/img]
This is the baby as it projectile poops all over your stuff.
[QUOTE=shipkiller;18921714]a baby at 41, gosh! I though my parent was late by having me at 36[/QUOTE]
It's not that late, don't make him feel even more stressed than he is.
Just expect to be bitched at most of the time like any pregnant woman. You'll adapt to it.
My dad was 51 when my brother was born, so it's not that bad.
A pregnant mom will probably be a little edgy sometimes, keep your distance.
Thats nice.
Prepare for nine months of hormonal bitching.
if its a baby sister prepare for some brotherly-sisterly sex in bed once shes properly developed
it sounds bad right now, but it'll look like the right thing to do in good time
if its a boy well fuck him anyways
Eww 41
Omg, congratulations :D
If a women give birth after the age of 40, there's a very high chance that the baby will have down's syndrome.
Don't be too disappointed if your baby brother/sister is retarded
41 aint old, nor is 36 fuck damnit
Are you the father
Suggest the name 'hezzy'
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;18921814]If a women give birth after the age of 40, there's a very high chance that the baby will have down's syndrome.
Don't be too disappointed if your baby brother/sister is retarded[/QUOTE]
Yeah look at you.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;18921814]If a women give birth after the age of 40, there's a very high chance that the baby will have down's syndrome.
Don't be too disappointed if your baby brother/sister is retarded[/QUOTE]
if its downsyndrome i hear sex is even easier and better, see where im going with this
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[QUOTE=Rankzerox;18921830]Yeah look at you.[/QUOTE]
shiite son you showed that pen chod where his lundi belongsss
Give it a shock collar and put transmitters on all of your stuff.
Kid repellant
[QUOTE=Rankzerox;18921830]Yeah look at you.[/QUOTE]
:nyd:
Also congratulations to you and your family. I wish I had a baby sibling to be sick all over me.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18921825]Suggest the name 'hezzy'[/QUOTE]
Or Garry. Something that won't make his parents look at him in peculiar ways.
After the age of 40 the chance of having a retarded child increases dramatically. You have been warned.
Call it Jethro, he'll be a badass.
When they said "We're going to have a baby", they were actually referring to Christmas dinner.
Is it odd that my parents had my brother at 17? And me at 20?
[QUOTE=noahh;18921770]It's not that late, don't make him feel even more stressed than he is.[/QUOTE]
you're right, sorry
After the age of 40 the chance of having a racoon increases dramatically. You have been warned.
It's been 9 months already? :smug:
Tina screamed for nurse. But Little Miss Nurse didn't come. Little Miss Nurse was out in the backroom having a cigarette and flirting with doctor. The pain shot through her like a big bullet. She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? No, they weren't.
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