[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/[/url]
Anybody ever see it?
mystery space science theater material.
So the plot is:
Spoilers ahead... though i don't think it matters. the movie sucked
this Chinese (or Korean) guy, who looks like a girl, is in love with a girl. I forgot their names, so the guys name is Bob, and the girls name is Bobbette. Bob is a soldier or something and is being trained by an ancient karate master guy. Bob loves Bobbette, and because Bob looks like a girl at first, you think they're lesbians until you hear his voice. Their empire gets attacked, so bob and Bobbette run from the serpent things. they get chased to a cliff. With no other option, they jump, and die.
Skip forward 2000 years. 10 year old kid, forgot his name (we'll call him john Connor), is in an antique shop with an old guy and his dad. Old guy owns the shop. So John Connor is poking around and finds a chest with some sort of ancient thing in it. It starts to glow. Store owner (the old guy) explains the whole story about the Korean guy, and then ruins the whole story by saying that John Connor is the Korean guy's reincarnated form as a child (Kind of like the hero of time in LOZ).
Skip forward 20-30 years. John Connor still has that artifact thing as a necklace, and is a reporter. Some shit happens for no real reason at all, and he gets into all sorts of shenanigans. All the while, the reincarnation of Bobbette (Hereon referred to as Jill) is a normal lady who you only ever see on a treadmill. she writes ancient Chinese (or Korean) writings on her wall for some reason, and has a birthmark (which looks like a tattoo...) of some Chinese writing. It really doesn't mean anything, but it means she's Bobbette's reincarnation. So fate happens to pull these two together, they realize who they are, and automatically fall in love with no basis for a relationship.
Skip to Afghanistan. SWAT team goes into a cave to find dragons. really big snakes run out of the cave chasing SWAT team, and this weird fire-sword guy is leading them and his own army. So then somehow John and Jill get to mount doom, where the girl awakens a bad dragon, and the guy awaken some good dragon, the good dragon wins, eats all the bad guys, and disappears. Jill turns into the queen of Narnia and flies away. The end.
shit yes i've seen d-war. who hasn't
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siuPBpeqjes[/url]
Dumb fucking plot, but I liked the end haha
This movie is so fucking stupid. I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it.
I remember actually considering seeing it in theatre and actually thinking I might like it. I'm glad I didn't do either. This movie is just terrible.
Rented this a very lonely weekend a while ago, it was fucking terrible.
Yeah, I remember Postal (I think) making a thread about it.
Haven't seen it though.
The apache that got fucked made this film looks dumb. Why fly right into the monster to fire 30mm shells when you can shoot hell fire missiles 10km away.
I've seen it though i wish i wouldn't have, two hours of my life wasted.
Asian dragons can go to hell.
I want that Pern movie right about already. :(
I've never heard of this movie. I'm gonna watch this now!
This movie is one of the funniest experiences of my life.
And it's not even a comedy.
All I remember about this movie was the lady walking into the fence, the horrible job they did with making the flame sword (whenever it came out there was a very noticeable jump), and that they used the Wilhelm scream.
This movie has one of the best Riff-Trax [I]ever.[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M61hnQDGkQk[/media]
greatest movie of all time
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[QUOTE=farmatyr;21627081]I've never heard of this movie. I'm gonna watch this now![/QUOTE]
dont do itt
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