Drunk Woman Gets Her fingers Bitten Off By Bear At Wisconsin Zoo - Polidicks

[release]MANITOWOC, Wis. - Police say a bear bit off a woman's fingers at a Wisconsin zoo after she ignored barriers and warning signs to try to feed the animal. The Lincoln Park Zoo in Manitowoc closed after the incident Friday morning. Police say the 47-year-old woman lost a thumb and a forefinger, and two other fingers were partially severed. The woman's boyfriend was bitten as he tried to pry the bear's mouth off her hand, but he didn't lose any fingers. Her 3-year-old granddaughter wasn't injured. A mayor's office statement says alcohol played a factor. It's unclear which of two Asiatic black bears bit the women when she put her hand through their enclosure's fence. Police tell the Herald Times Reporter the bears likely won't be euthanized. [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35736958/ns/us_news/[/url] Manitowoc is about 80 miles north of Milwaukee.[/release] blarg let go climp over dat fense and play if da bears :downs:

They should put some ferocious animals in those exhibits to keep dumb people like this out.

I've never understood the thought process that goes through people's heads when getting into/at cage with an animal like that. Unless I knew exactly what I was doing, like a keeper or something, I'd stay the fuck back. Then again she was drunk, so she probably thought she knew exactly what she was doing.

I've never understood the thought process that goes through people's heads when getting into/at cage with an animal like that. I know somebody said this already, but it bears repeating.

Dumbass.

She's lucky she didn't die. There was an incident in a Californian Zoo where one person got mauled and killed by a tiger when they tried to mess with it.

Don't worry, the bear was all right.

That must've been pretty [I]grizzly[/i]. The pain must've been [i]unbearable[/i].

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;20623430]That must've been pretty [I]grizzly[/i]. The pain must've been [i]unbearable[/i].[/QUOTE] Perhaps there's hope for news puns yet.

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;20623430]That must've been pretty [I]grizzly[/i]. The pain must've been [i]unbearable[/i].[/QUOTE] Your puns are unbearable

People eat bearclaws, so bears eat ladyfingers...what's the problem?

Sounds like she deserved it. They don't put up those pretty signs and fences for nothing.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20623924]Sounds like she deserved it. They don't put up those pretty signs and fences for nothing.[/QUOTE]

There is a nuclear power plant in Manitowoc, Wisconsin. I've been there.

Well.. I guess she fed the bear after all.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;20623306]I've never understood the thought process that goes through people's heads when getting into/at cage with an animal like that. I know somebody said this already, but it [b]bears[/b] repeating.[/QUOTE] heh

:byobear: Damn bears.

Drunk woman, 47 with a 3 year old granddaughter.

Her boyfriend tried to pry of the bear with his [i]bear[/i] hands.

I love my state. Filled with bars and Germanic descendants! Also, black people in Milwaukee And the best fucking cheese you'll ever eat