JEHOVAH_WITNESSES.MPEG - General

[video=youtube;PynliB5TV9U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PynliB5TV9U[/video] because Jehovah is a prissy little bitch and gets mad at kids for playing with wizard toys.

Mormons are better anyway.

Dumb bitch Iehova is spelt with an I and magic is cool

God was just fucked off Satan had all the cool magic while he had none.

And people ask me why I'm atheist. It's because I don't get to play with cool toys. I bet that toy's eyes lit up, and it had karate-chop action. Fucking bitch.

So rather than return the toy to the kid that gave it to him they throw it in a bin. Nice.

[img]http://puu.sh/yLBn[/img]

Who needs friends when you have Jehovah

But if Jehova (aka God) doesn't like magic, how did he create the Earth? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] Or is this a case of black magic (witchcraft)? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] I'm so confused.

Hey those two are dicks. What are they gonna say to the kid who lent out the toy? Holy shit he's gonna be pissed and isn't going to take "Jehovah would be sad!" for an answer!

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Ruining your kids' childhood: A step-by-step guide.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36193637]But if Jehova (aka God) doesn't like magic, how did he create the Earth? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] Or is this a case of black magic (witchcraft)? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] I'm so confused.[/QUOTE] its confusing because its bullshit

harry potter is satan

[img]http://puu.sh/yMu6[/img] Hm, they look old. And nasty.

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36193637]But if Jehova (aka God) doesn't like magic, how did he create the Earth? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] Or is this a case of black magic (witchcraft)? [editline]4th June 2012[/editline] I'm so confused.[/QUOTE] Last time I checked, I think it was because God didn't want anyone else to have as much power as he does or something like that.

This is satirical right? ...Right?

[QUOTE=Skerion;36194392]Last time I checked, I think it was because God didn't want anyone else to have as much power as he does or something like that.[/QUOTE] Well, God is an arrogant prick. But we already knew that.

i wanna ride bikes

hey lets brainwash kids

so did the kid see the movie or not [editline]e[/editline] what kind of bikes

if Jehovah is really persecuting kids for playing with toys actually you know I can't finish that sentence since that just sounds retarded already

[QUOTE=Character;36195244]so did the kid see the movie or not [editline]e[/editline] what kind of bikes[/QUOTE] better not be a magic bike jehovah really fucking hates magic

[QUOTE=Character;36195244]so did the kid see the movie or not [editline]e[/editline] what kind of bikes[/QUOTE] There are so many questions that will remain unanswered

The hell is with her neck?!

she is part crane

so much emotional blackmail

This video is a perfect representation of my grandmother. She tried to burn my mum's copy of the Da Vinci Code.

Where's the one where the kids father dies because getting a blood transfusion would make Jehovah angry?

[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;36195632]This video is a perfect representation of my grandmother. She tried to burn my mum's copy of the Da Vinci Code.[/QUOTE] My mother was pretty much the same. She forced my older brother to destroy our copy of AC:WW with a hammer just because it had fortune telling in it.