• How do i install the Beta?
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Yeah... I was just wondering how you install the beta. I tried looking but I can't find anything. Thanks:)
Ooohh...2 threads.
Try at least 15 threads asking this fucking question
try the sticky at the VERY TOP?!?
Jesus Mfing Christ did you even look at the thread Garry made at the top? 1). Right click on Steam shortcut. 2). Go to properties. 3). Go to the tab entitled "Shortcut". 4). To the end of the the line of text by the thing that says "Target", add the letters, "-beta 0718". 5). In every thread that asks how to install the beta post this.
[QUOTE=nhlevellocks]Yeah... I was just wondering how you install the beta. I tried looking but I can't find anything. Thanks:)[/QUOTE] Where is the fu***ng dumb rating?!! :v:
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