Mark Zuckerberg is, According to Hollywood, a Sex Maniac - Polidicks

[url=http://gawker.com/5540135/mark-zuckerberg-is-according-to-hollywood-a-sex-maniac]Source: Gawker[/url] [release][IMG]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/05/500x_98592734.jpg[/IMG] You may not think it to look at him, but according to the Times of London the new Facebook movie depicts Mark Zuckerberg as a "ruthless and untrustworthy sex maniac." The Social Network, written by Aaron Sorkin, will be out later this year. A leaked script, says the Times, reveals that the movie casts Zuckerberg in a fairly unflattering light — a dumped nerd who screws over business partners and salves his sexual insecurities with "a stream of "groupies". The leak comes on the back of increased pressure on Facebook to explain why its decision to roll back user privacy by confusing those who use the service into revealing all their personal details. Zuckerberg was apparently horrified by the scandal, and the script, and wants to be "the good guy." The final word in the Times story describes his character in the movie differently — as a "borderline-autistic conniver."[/release] Who would have thought... Mr. [I]Fuck[/I]erberg wants to be the Gene Simmons of nerds :v: BTW, he has a ":fuckyou:" face I don't like

What a [i]zucker[/i].

[QUOTE=Dlaor;22002945]What a [i]zucker[/i].[/QUOTE] Zucker is German for sugar, Berg is Mountain. Anyway, I'm glad that we still get these very informative, important and essential news about who fucks who, who fucks what and who fucks how. Who the fuck cares. Too many it seems.

I wonder what his :q: face is like?

I will never use Facebook, due to its lax privacy controls. To much transparency for my liking. I'd very much rather to be faceless, nameless, and anonymous on the internet. Do half of you even realize I can find out everything I need to know about you, simply from where I am sitting because half of you are letting me?

I heard the script of this was pretty great.

[QUOTE=orbitrek;22002973]I wonder what his :q: face is like?[/QUOTE] Probably "All right! I'm getting laid for the 344723347th time today w00t! :D"

The internet has always been run by weird people behind the scenes anyway. At least one of them gets laid.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;22002983]I will never use Facebook, due to its lax privacy controls. To much transparency for my liking. I'd very much rather to be faceless, nameless, and anonymous on the internet. Do half of you even realize I can find out everything I need to know about you, simply from where I am sitting because half of you are letting me?[/QUOTE] What can you find out about me? .. They're making this a movie? why?

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;22002983]I will never use Facebook, due to its lax privacy controls. To much transparency for my liking. I'd very much rather to be faceless, nameless, and anonymous on the internet. Do half of you even realize I can find out everything I need to know about you, simply from where I am sitting because half of you are letting me?[/QUOTE] That's not saying much because you don't need to know anything at all about anyone here

What has he been in?

[QUOTE=orbitrek;22002973]I wonder what his :q: face is like?[/QUOTE] probably his rape face.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;22004831]probably his rape face.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=FamousCra;22004722]. They're making this a movie? why?[/QUOTE] I have NO idea :/

Seeing as he called his first users "dumb fucks" i see no problem with this. Good guy my arse.

[QUOTE]Mark Zuckerberg is, According to Hollywood, a Sex Maniac [/QUOTE] Maybe, but to everyone else he is a dickhead.

I wonder how Zuckerberg would react to that. Probably will try to downplay the movie and make sure no one will see it. Not like anyone would anyways.

Haha, "The Times of London". Anyway, Zucker[I]berk[/I] is a bellend.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;22007019]Haha, "The Times of London". Anyway, Zucker[I]berk[/I] is a bellend.[/QUOTE] That's weird, because the article just links to [url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7127721.ece]The Times[/url]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;22002983]I will never use Facebook, due to its lax privacy controls. To much transparency for my liking. I'd very much rather to be faceless, nameless, and anonymous on the internet. Do half of you even realize I can find out everything I need to know about you, simply from where I am sitting because half of you are letting me?[/QUOTE] I heard there was something known as having real life friends on the internet. You know, what facebook was made for.

I find it strange how the more stories about coming out about zuckerberg being a tosser, the more I like him

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;22002983]I will never use Facebook, due to its lax privacy controls. To much transparency for my liking. I'd very much rather to be faceless, nameless, and anonymous on the internet. Do half of you even realize I can find out everything I need to know about you, simply from where I am sitting because half of you are letting me?[/QUOTE] Why should that bother me? Oh god someone I don't know can figure out where I live he might mail me something!!! [editline]11:56PM[/editline] Pretty much all my profiles are public because no one would have any real reason to do something weird with my personal information considering I'm just some random asshole on the internet like everyone else, anonymous or not.

they're making a facebook movie????

[QUOTE=Perfumly;22012643] Pretty much all my profiles are public because no one would have any real reason to do something weird with my personal information[/QUOTE] If people needed a legitimate reason for targeting random people with their antisocial antics, then /b/ wouldn't exist.

Get some bro.

Look at that face [img]http://giveupinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mark-zuckerberg-funny.jpg[/img] [img]http://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mark-zuckerberg-facebook.jpg[/img] Look at that sex machine

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;22002966]Zucker is German for sugar, Berg is Mountain. Anyway, I'm glad that we still get these very informative, important and essential news about who fucks who, who fucks what and who fucks how. Who the fuck cares. Too many it seems.[/QUOTE] he'll show you his sugar mountain baby