[url]http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/console-war-movie-domain-names-registered-by-sony-pictures/[/url]
[QUOTE]Sony Pictures Entertainment, the film production arm of the Sony conglomerate, registered a batch of domains playing off "console war movie" through brand protection company MarkMonitor. Sony Computer Entertainment, the company's gaming branch, has no fingerprints on the registrations, suggesting this to be a full-tilt movie endeavor rather than a marketing plan for the next PlayStation, as Fusible ponders.
The full list of registered domains can be found below, but just to ease the shock, we'll tell you they all include the words "console war," some have "movie" and others still have the audacity to use a hyphen. The drama of war:
console-war.net
console-warmovie.com
console-wars.net
console-warsmovie.com
consolewar-movie.com
consolewar-movie.net
consolewar.net
consolewarmovie.com
consolewars-movie.com
consolewars-movie.net
consolewarsmovie.com
theconsolewar-movie.com
theconsolewar-movie.net
theconsolewar.net
theconsolewarmovie.com
theconsolewars-movie.com
theconsolewars-movie.net
theconsolewarsmovie.com[/QUOTE]
oh god what
I guess wii will have to wait and see
The XBOX Collective and the PS3mpire are in unending war. The balance is undisturbed, until one day, the PCs invade.
Directed by Michael Bay
If they're actually planning to make one, which I doubt they will, it could have been popular in around~ 2007. Why now?
if they actually partner with microsoft and nintendo, shit would be cool
It's a short feature film about the war between the PS3 and the 360.
The PS3 taunts the 360 with the shitty architecture that's in use, the 360 defends with sales statistics, PC comes by and slaps them both in the face with OpenGL4 and superior hardware, Gabe shows up, marries PC, Half-Life 3 released on all platforms that have ever existed.
I don't know how they could pull this off without it being incredibly cheesy.
social network style?
XBOX RROD's and lags in the fight scenes
PS3 does what Xdon't
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;37420726]The XBOX Collective and the PS3mpire are in unending war. The balance is undisturbed, until one day, the PCs invade.
Directed by Michael Bay[/QUOTE]
[i]We thought they were dead.....
We were wrong.[/i]
Well if Sony are making it I think we know who wins.
"Warning. This movie does not contain anti-aliasing"
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;37420830]Hnnng, that Genesis advert was terrible.[/QUOTE]
Blast processing nigga.
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;37420830]Hnnng, that Genesis advert was terrible.[/QUOTE]
But it was definitely damned memorable.
If it doesn't have corporate espionage and corporate "security" teams fighting each other over tech then I'm not interested.
why not buy both
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;37420928]If it doesn't have corporate espionage and corporate "security" teams fighting each other over tech then I'm not interested.[/QUOTE]
"If this movie I know literally nothing about doesn't have this one specific thing, I'm not interested!"
Hopefully Razer saves PC gaming near the end
Rusty will have a field day with this one
It won't be accurate unless it has Nintendo fanboys defending ass ugly graphics.
[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;37421015]B. What would 8-year-old boys argue about then?[/QUOTE]
which of their dads would win in a fight
it's not as if they could logically ever argue about consoles anyway, the average person has no understanding as to their specifications
[QUOTE=DrBreen;37420994]Rusty will have a field day with this one[/QUOTE]
I am making some pop corn right now just for this occasion.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;37421039]It won't be accurate unless it has Nintendo fanboys defending ass ugly graphics.[/QUOTE]
Or Xbox fanboys defending wave after wave of ugly brown-and-bloom shooter game.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;37421039]It won't be accurate unless it has Nintendo fanboys defending ass ugly graphics.[/QUOTE]
As a self confessed Nintendo fanboy I find this hilarious
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;37420726]The XBOX Collective and the PS3mpire are in unending war. The balance is undisturbed, until one day, the PCs invade.
Directed by Michael Bay[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/167/161925-lordgenome.jpg[/IMG]
[I]When the land overflows with one million Consoles, Pc's will become Hell's messenger and destroy the world of the controller.[/I]
ps3 joins the war with no games at all
This is going to be cringeworthy.
I'm sure this movie will have no level of bias at all :downs:
there's pretty much no way this will end in a way that isn't stupid and childish unless it ends with the movie literally saying that console wars are generally retarded bullshit that only insecure neckbeards get involved with.
I want to know which actor would play each Console.
let's cast this movie.
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