The 2.3 million dollar man. Man swallows 220 diamonds in an smuggling attempt - Polidicks

[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20330080[/URL] [IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64142000/jpg/_64142564_64142558.jpg[/IMG] [quote][B]South African police have arrested a man who they say swallowed 220 polished diamonds in an attempt to smuggle them out of the country.[/B]The man was arrested as he waited to board a plane at Johannesburg airport. [B]Officials said a scan of his body revealed the diamonds he had ingested, worth $2.3m (£1.4m; 1.8m euros), inside.[/B] The man was reportedly of Lebanese origin and was travelling to Dubai. "We nabbed him just before he went through the security checkpoint," Paul Ramaloko, spokesman of the South Africa elite police unit the Hawks said, according to Agence France Presse. Authorities believe the man belongs to a smuggling ring. Another man was arrested in March also attempting to smuggle diamonds out the country in a similar way. South Africa is among the world's top producers of diamonds.[/quote] what if he needed to take a shit during the flight?

How the fuck you do that. my mind is blown

[quote]Officials said a scan of his body revealed the diamonds he had ingested[/quote] Finally the scans actually catch someone.

oh my god getting those things out jesus

Anal scarring and anal ripping imminent.

Reminds me of the situation this man was in without Clive Owen coming to save the day [video=youtube;-TyMYnVXg9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TyMYnVXg9Q[/video]

He's Lebanese. Makes perfect sense.

[QUOTE=agentalexandre;38453291]He's Lebanese. Makes perfect sense.[/QUOTE] what do you have against lebanese did a hot lebanese chick reject you or something

I get the feeling that he did it because he needed cash but when he got to his destination, they would have just cut him open instead of dissecting his shit

[QUOTE=Chaohord;38453022]oh my god getting those things out jesus[/QUOTE] Look again! Your shit is now diamonds Everything is possible when you're smuggling goods out of your country I'm in jail

Now that I think about it, it's probably easier to go through his shit than look around in his intestines

Like the South Park episode where Cartman swallowed the fake treasure

[video=youtube;Ii7DTyx0LNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7DTyx0LNE[/video] ????

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;38453338]what do you have against lebanese did a hot lebanese chick reject you or something[/QUOTE] I asked a woman out once and it turned out she was lebanese. Boy was her girlfriend mad.

Man shits out 219 diamonds. Wait...fuck.

[QUOTE=Chaohord;38453022]oh my god getting those things out jesus[/QUOTE] they probably weren't as large sized diamonds as you think. just imagine swallowing a larger diamond.. nope.

[QUOTE=imMonkeyGOD;38453039]Reminds me of the situation this man was in without Clive Owen coming to save the day [video=youtube;-TyMYnVXg9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TyMYnVXg9Q[/video][/QUOTE] Also reminded me that the "baby" in Little Man ate a big-ass diamond. And somehow managed to crap it out, with the diamond [b]perfectly crystal clear[/b] even after that.

He's definitely a carbon based life-form now... :v:

I wonder if they are going to open him up to the take diamonds out. Or just let him endure the most painful shits of his lifetime as punishment.

[img]http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videopics/chappellesshowcribs.jpg[/img] "There's two reasons I did it: One, it's the most ballin' shit you could possibly do. And two, it makes my [i]dookie twinkle, man![/i]"

Man, he must be expecting someone to pay out the ass for those.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;38453363]Now that I think about it, it's probably easier to go through his shit than look around in his intestines[/QUOTE] It's also much easier to clean up, you just need a sieve instead of having to dispose of a body.