[quote=Westport Patch]At approximately 7:40 p.m. on Tuesday, a man entered the Subway at 903 Post Road E. and confronted the store clerks with a hammer in his hand. The suspect reportedly held the hammer in a threatening manner over his head and demanded cash from the register.
The suspect left the store with an undetermined amount of cash and went on foot in an unknown direction, according to a police press release. There were no injuries inside the store. Police searched the area with the police canine and patrol units, but could not find him.
The suspect is described as a white male, light skin tone, approximately 6 feet tall with a thin build and 40-50 years old. He had long, blonde hair and a blonde mustache. The suspect was wearing an open plaid red jacket with a light colored hood, a white T-shirt underneath and blue jeans.
Anyone with information should call the Westport Police Department main number at 203-341-6000 or the detective bureau directly at 203-341-6082.
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Thor where did you go so wrong
Um, do they not have knives behind the counter?
Not any that you could get some reach with
[QUOTE=16bit;25017429]Not any that you could get some reach with[/QUOTE]
About the same reach as a hammer, only a knife is more threatening.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25017683][img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/26927/498543-mc_hammer_large.jpg[/img]
Oh hey guys, what's going on?[/QUOTE]
Ha, could you imagine? He carries him in, drops him off and he begins dancing. The people simply give him the money in the register just to stop and go away.
[QUOTE=GodKing;25017447]About the same reach as a hammer, only a knife is more threatening.[/QUOTE]
What? With enough force a hammer can fucking crack your skull. Don't be so dumb.
Where as a knife can easily cause you to bleed to death
[QUOTE=SinjinOmega;25018397]What? With enough force a hammer can fucking crack your skull. Don't be so dumb.[/QUOTE]
Oh, really? Smashing a heavy metal object into someone's body is likely to cause damage with enough force behind it? Wow, you learn something new every day.
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/318808/whitest-kids-u-know-slow-jerk-o.gif[/img]
Hammer time :downswords:
[QUOTE=steekdan;25018593]Hammer time :downswords:[/QUOTE]
Only missing a person holding a laptop with hammer editor open at some subway.
What's next, robbing the bank with a paperclip?
reminds me of:[IMG]http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt241/wolcot/halt_hammerzeit.jpg[/IMG]
Ban hammers.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25017683][IMG]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/26927/498543-mc_hammer_large.jpg[/IMG]
Oh hey guys, what's going on?[/QUOTE]
First thing that came into my mind was: "Halt, Hammerzeit!"
Why did I interpret this as a man robbing the entire shop with a hammer? As in carrying the building away?
Hammers are dangerous.
[IMG]http://www.thewallanalysis.com/Pictures/MovieShots/FullSizeShots/Worms3.JPG[/IMG]
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Civil;25022283]Only missing a person holding a laptop with hammer editor open at some subway.[/QUOTE]
Police would get there before it finished compiling.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;25022867]Ban hammers.[/QUOTE]
Great pun, I know.
[img]http://mediametric.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/captain-hammer.jpg[/img]
Where did you go so wrong?
:ohdear:
[img_thumb]http://www.clocktower3.co.uk/clocktower3/characters/evil_sledgehammer.jpg[/img_thumb]
[I][B][U]Alyssaaaaaa![/U][/B][/I]
you kids wont recognise him
At least the cashier didn't get [I]nailed.[/I]
[QUOTE=phill977;25065486]At least the cashier didn't get [I]nailed.[/I][/QUOTE]
That's 'cause he or she got hammered and passed out.
Well you can pretty much rob stores with anything these days as long as its big and heavy.
[QUOTE=1337;25067141]Well you can pretty much rob stores with anything these days as long as its big and heavy.[/QUOTE]
Salami?
Oh god, I googled "Big salami" for a pic and got nothing but porn. Should have known. Newbie mistake!
Facepunch underestimates the instinct of the average person to not fight if they can get away with it.
[QUOTE=Gogeta SS4;25028117]Hammers are dangerous.
[IMG_thumb]http://www.thewallanalysis.com/Pictures/MovieShots/FullSizeShots/Worms3.JPG[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
Pink what are you doing you're not a dictator
You don't even have a secret police
I thought this meant a real subway.
I was like "What the fuck how did someone manage to rob a subway with a hammer that doesn't make sense".
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;25075275]I thought this meant a real subway.
I was like "What the fuck how did someone manage to rob a subway with a hammer that doesn't make sense".[/QUOTE]
"HAND OVER CONTROL OF THE TRAIN, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!"
:allears:
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