Ever since I was 12 I've been getting these weird symptoms were I go lay my head on a pillow, close my eyes for a second, open them up,
''BEEP, BEEP, BEEP''
my alarm clock wakes me up and It's morning. I really hope I'm not losing track of time, I've been reading online that masturbation causes memory loss ( Hope that's not true). I hate it when it happens and I want it to stop. I want to enjoy my sleep, not instantly wake up because of a *blink* that caused it to become morning.
What should I do Facepunch?!
P.S. Don't say smoke weed :P
If I was you I'd use it as an advantage!
Sometimes it can take me ages to get to sleep!
I'd much rather be in your situation and go to sleep when I want too.
Inception is the only answer.
Threads like these make me cringe.
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The only answer is Inception.
[QUOTE=WelshTed;25384840]If I was you I'd use it as an advantage!
Sometimes it can take me ages to get to sleep!
I'd much rather be in your situation and go to sleep when I want too.[/QUOTE]
But the thing is It doesn't feel like I've slept, It feels like I was staying up all night.
Keep masturbating and you'll forget your own name. Stop right away.
Smoke weed.
Why, smoke cannabis, of course
before or after sleep, during the day, all day.
Learn to appreciate it.
how would you prefer your nights
laying conscious in the bed, unable to move for 9 hours?
Boner trauma
[QUOTE=Funny;25384865]The only answer is Inception.[/QUOTE]
Inception you say? Aye'
Listen to some music before going to bed. it might make you dream and your night will last longer.
I wish I could do that sometimes.
Especially for stuff like christmas, when you're a kid.
take 5 sleeping pills
:wtc: If masturbation causes memory loss were all fucked.
The only answer is Inception..
Smoke weed before bed erryday.
I can still do this
Must be handy on Christmas eve :saddowns:
Would be good for boring lessons.
I think that's pretty cool. I hate being sleepless.
[QUOTE=Machisma!;25384956]:wtc: If masturbation causes memory loss were all fucked.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Excessive masturbation can lead to symptoms like stress, fatigue, and memory loss. In extreme cases, sufferers fall into the pitfalls of impotence and hair loss.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url]
We're fucked.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;25385005]Must be handy on Christmas eve :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
This, I remember when I was like 8 or 9 I woke up at 3:00 in the morning (after not being able to sleep till 12:00) woke up my dad early and we played Herculies on Ps1.
Wait I forgot, what does masturbation cause?
Why do people misspell losing as loosing so much. I'm not trying to put you down I just don't know where that comes from. I misspell weird as wierd sometimes, and I think that is from most words having I come before E, but there is no C for the letters to come after in weird.
On topic, I wish I knew why this was happening with you so I could duplicate it somehow and observe the effects of such a thing on myself. I usually take at least an hour to go to sleep. If you do not feel rested after blinking that would be pretty serious. I am curious as to whether some condition could be found somewhere on wikipedia or something that would explain your sleeping pattern and what other people who have the condition have experienced.
I had this few times.
You lie to bed, close your eyes and the alarm clock starts ringing, it's morning.
:v:
It takes me like an hour to fall asleep, I am filled with envy, and I think gas.
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