It ain't lung cancer, Sir. You just have a pea plant growing inside your lung
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[quote] Massachusetts man who was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung came home with an unusual diagnosis: a pea plant was growing in his lung. Ron Sveden had been battling emphysema for months when his condition deteriorated.
He was steeling himself for a cancer diagnosis when X-rays revealed the growth in his lung.
Doctors believe that Mr Sveden ate the pea at some point, but it "went down the wrong way" and sprouted.
"One of the first meals I had in the hospital after the surgery had peas for the vegetable. I laughed to myself and ate them," Mr Sveden told a local Boston TV reporter.
Mr Sveden said the plant was about half an inch (1.25cm) in size.
"Whether this would have gone full-term and I'd be working for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know. I think the thing that finally dawned on me is that it wasn't the cancer," Mr Sveden said.
He is currently recovering at home with his wife Nancy, who joked that God must have a sense of humour.[/quote] man, i wonder how tasty that would be.
That's insane.
and that kids is how the green giant was made
People who have been diagnosed with lung cancer must be green with envy.
Carnivore Pea Plant :byodood:
How?
No light, No Soil...
Plenty of Co2 though
Plenty of protein, moist and CO2 though, enough to start developing, but it wouldn't get too far, it still could kill him though.
What what what what what. This is... I don't know!
:wtc:
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Green Giant is sweetcorn fags! gaaaaaar
Look at the damned difference.
So what are they gonna do? Surgery and take it out? Leave it in there? I want that half of the story.
I would totally keep it in a pot, or plant it in my garden if they managed to remove it.
looks like they found... a [B]peabody xD[/B]
[QUOTE=Ordinorino;23996106]looks like they found... a [B]peabody xD[/B][/QUOTE]
no
Don't eat the black seeds. A watermelon will grown inside you.
[QUOTE=Ordinorino;23996106]looks like they found... a [B]peabody xD[/B][/QUOTE]
Why sir, I just received your diagnosis. And it's worse then we expected. Your missing your funny bone.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;23996009]So what are they gonna do? Surgery and take it out? Leave it in there? I want that half of the story.[/QUOTE]
The other half of the story is this:
[quote]"One of the first meals I had in the hospital after the surgery had peas for the vegetable. I laughed to myself and ate them," Mr Sveden told a local Boston TV reporter.
Mr Sveden said the plant was about half an inch (1.25cm) in size.
"Whether this would have gone full-term and I'd be working for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know. I think the thing that finally dawned on me is that it wasn't the cancer," Mr Sveden said.
He is currently recovering at home with his wife Nancy, who joked that God must have a sense of humour.[/quote]
Man, growing peas inside your own lungs is crazy. By the way, did the guy eat the peas he grew in his lungs?
Wasn't this on the Colbert Report before in the segment "That's The Craziest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard."?
Oh my god Rugrats was right
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Green Giant is sweetcorn fags! gaaaaaar
Look at the damned difference.[/QUOTE]
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I bet he was feelin' pea. good after hearing this.
Man, I would be pretty [B]pissed[/B] off if that happened to me.
Jealous? His name's Herbert. I talk to him when I get lonely. Heh heh just kiddin', his name's 'Bob'!
better than having a thorn bush growing in your lungs
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;23995361]God must have a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]
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Good thing it wasn't a watermelon vine.
Man this thread has had me laughing so hard...........
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...... until I saw this. :smith: