A few days ago I stumbled upon this little blog.
[url]http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/[/url]
It's about a loving couple and the man's habit of talking in his sleep. His wife have decided to get a recorder and put all the goodies that comes out of his mouth on the internet. Text and audio quotes are available on the site.
His nocturnal self is sometimes very kind and sweet, but often very very rude. Here are some good quotes.
"Keep close to me. My love is infectious, and there's no cure."
"Mmmmmm marmalade. It has to be thick cut though. The real stuff. And on your buttocks. Tangy!.... Buttocks. (giggles) Funny!"
"Blinding like lightning. Thunder is my roar. Feel my awesome power."
""Listen to you? I'd rather listen to the sound of me sucking out the juices of a corpse through its anal sphincter. Harsh, but true.""
Enjoy!
late, i already made a thread about this a long while ago
"I do stuff. Cool stuff. Not the pathetic crappy little stuff that you're so fucking proud of, fuck face."
:v:
but the stuff he says is funny
[QUOTE=Karbinev2;22166776]late, i already made a thread about this a long while ago[/QUOTE]
Damnit. I was worried that it was posted before. But I wasn't able to check with search disabled. Skimmed through the last 5 pages but I guess that wasn't enough.
"Wow! You came! Everybody, everybody. After three, say: What the fuck are YOU doing here?" :v:
I just have the feeling it's too awesome to be real. Maybe the first few were and maybe it is still sprinkled with realism, but my damned pessimism makes me feel this is fake; and the feeling is unfounded. Do any of you feel the same way?
"They're not love handles. No. I've got love impact protection barriers."
Even if this guy is awake, which I don't think he is, these sayings are so damn funny.
Hehehe. He must have some crazy dreams.
"You're in the crosshairs of my love. And my aim is true. Bitch."
Sounds like something a rough version of James Bond would say...
[url]www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com[/url]
Holy shit. That's a real site.
"That's it! That's the last fucking time we're ever going on holiday with beavers. Can't take their chattering. Always chattering!"
[QUOTE=Slasha00;22170570]I just have the feeling it's too awesome to be real. Maybe the first few were and maybe it is still sprinkled with realism, but my damned pessimism makes me feel this is fake; and the feeling is unfounded. Do any of you feel the same way?[/QUOTE]
It's real. A lot of the things he says are frankly too weird for someone to come up with when they're awake.
In some audio files, when Adam wakes up. They have a small conversation. And it sounds real.
[quote](I open the laptop in bed) "Mmmm, balls of light. Bibble bobbly bibble. Bibble bobble." (I quickly close it again out of guilt) "Oh, it's burst! I hope it enjoyed itself whilst it was around."[/quote]
Neat.
I love this guy. Many of the things he says are things that I would say. My favourite is probably "My beard can tell a thousand stories. My mouth, however, just says, 'fuck you, stop staring at my beard, weirdo.'"
this has got to be fake..
If these were videos with audio, I'd find them credible. As it is, they're too cool to be real.
"Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face fucked with ice cream cake."
BAAHAHAHAHAH :cawg:
This reminds me of a day where i was gaming with one of my friends, we tryed to play the whole night..
Then he got tired and went to bed, then i asked him "Where is my stuff?" he answered: "Look in the vacuum.."
"That's a tortoise. Say it: TOR TOISE. Not a turtle. That's why your turtle sank. Poor tortoise. Never stood a chance."
Oh my, I can't stop laughing!
this is awesome
That is awesome :v:
"You're never too old for lego....Suck my balls, dumbfuck. Building shit is fun."
He's right!
"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!"
[QUOTE=Coppercat;22177555]I love this guy. Many of the things he says are things that I would say. My favourite is probably "My beard can tell a thousand stories. My mouth, however, just says, 'fuck you, stop staring at my beard, weirdo.'"[/QUOTE]
Most of the things that he says are poetic.
Even if he wasn't sleeping he would have to come up with the quotes.
"If I'm gonna be in charge, I need a cape. You can't do the job without a cape. Take me to the cape tailor."
I love this guy.
"You cant do that to a jelly fish! I'm calling the authorities you dirty jelly molester!"
Haha that made my day.
"How much for the frog? No, that one.... No, THAT one. Goddammit, how much for the frog, that one with the tail?... Well excuse me! How much for the lizard then?"
Awesome dude.
"Yeah, you can find it on www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com" :v:
Holy shit, it's real
"Oh, tremors! Quick, under the table! Leave the goldfish though. Little shit. Let him suffer. Thinks he's all high and mighty 'cause he's got a castle."
Oh god what
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