Woman fends off dog attack by shoving her finger up it's ass
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[QUOTE]“I had read that you are supposed to pick up the dog’s tail and put a lighter up its behind,” said the 55-year-old, from Hampton East.
“I didn’t have a lighter, so I put my finger up its backside, right up to the second knuckle.
She said the shocked Staffy suddenly unlocked its jaw and dropped Lexey, who was scooped up to safety by a witness.[/QUOTE]
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I must admit to having never heard of shoving a finger up someone or some animal's asshole to stop it fighting, but then again, I suppose it would be pretty effective.
Well, wouldn't you be pretty shocked if someone came and stuck a finger up your butt?
Where did she "hear" this advice?
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;46046369]Where did she "hear" this advice?[/QUOTE]
Right here.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo[/media]
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;46046369]Where did she "hear" this advice?[/QUOTE]
Yahoo answers.
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;46046369]Where did she "hear" this advice?[/QUOTE]
Dunno, but I think it proves she's a pain in the ass to deal with.
[QUOTE=Citrus705;46046392]Does this work against [b]rapists[/b] and murderers too?[/QUOTE]
The tables have turned
Somehow I feel like if you were in the position where you could accurately get your finger up a dog's arse that you could probably muster up a good kick or a punch instead (granted she looks a bit frail but still). Oh well, whatever works honestly... Good on her.
[QUOTE=ABCBA;46046399][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwxhibMDPc[/media][/QUOTE]
Fuck I was just going to post that.
"Stick a finger up her arse, that'll calm her doon" - Fuckin' lost it.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;46046407]Somehow I feel like if you were in the position where you could accurately get your finger up a dog's arse that you could probably muster up a good kick or a punch instead (granted she looks a bit frail but still). Oh well, whatever works honestly... Good on her.[/QUOTE]Presumably punching the dog doesn't guarantee they'll let go (and if you punch them in the jaw it might deepen the bite), whereas this method does. Probably due to some similar evolutionary quirk that makes most cats go calm when you pinch them at the back of the neck (tried it on mine, didn't work. She's probably too old now), or horses when you pull their upper lip.
[QUOTE=Citrus705;46046392]Does this work against rapists and murderers too?[/QUOTE]Yeah, but you gotta go shoulder deep.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;46046407]Somehow I feel like if you were in the position where you could accurately get your finger up a dog's arse that you could probably muster up a good kick or a punch instead (granted she looks a bit frail but still). Oh well, whatever works honestly... Good on her.[/QUOTE]
I heard something about pulling a dogs legs apart and it will mess up the heart or something, not sure how true it is.
...
[B][I]what[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;46046426]Presumably punching the dog doesn't guarantee they'll let go (and if you punch them in the jaw it might deepen the bite), whereas this method does. Probably due to some similar evolutionary quirk that makes most cats go calm when you pinch them at the back of the neck (tried it on mine, didn't work. She's probably too old now), or horses when you pull their upper lip.[/QUOTE]
Kick it in the ribcage, when 3 ribs go crack I bet it'll let go no matter how determined it is.
Dog problem fixed and you wont get dog feces on your finger
[QUOTE=ABCBA;46046399][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwxhibMDPc[/media][/QUOTE]
luckily there were subtitles
someone in my class saw me reading this and gave me this really disturbed look
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46046525]Kick it in the ribcage, when 3 ribs go crack I bet it'll let go no matter how determined it is. [/QUOTE]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1296561"]Think again.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Eonart;46046856]imagine if the dog liked it[/QUOTE]
i know i would
I'm surprised no one mentioned Weeds:
[video=youtube;yTQnPM60z6w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQnPM60z6w[/video]
[QUOTE]by shoving her finger up it's ass[/QUOTE]
[B]It is ass...[/B]
What?
Hey, it worked.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46047134][B]It is ass...[/B]
What?[/QUOTE]
Breaking news, humans are fallible and sometimes spell things wrong.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;46046426]Presumably punching the dog doesn't guarantee they'll let go (and if you punch them in the jaw it might deepen the bite), whereas this method does. Probably due to some similar evolutionary quirk that makes most cats go calm when you pinch them at the back of the neck (tried it on mine, didn't work. She's probably too old now), or horses when you pull their upper lip.[/QUOTE]
What? NO. What the fuck makes you think being anal raped makes all dogs calm down? It's simply the quickest way to cause imense pain without needing to be stronger than the animal.
[QUOTE=Bathtub;46046573]someone in my class saw me reading this and gave me this really disturbed look[/QUOTE]
At least it wasn't a suggestive one.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;46047134][B]It is ass...[/B]
What?[/QUOTE]
-snip-
[QUOTE=derpyllama;46047539]the ' before an s indicates ownership. for example, garry owns a horse. it is garry's horse. it has an ass. it's ass.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't work with pronouns, mate.
[QUOTE=derpyllama;46047539]the ' before an s indicates ownership. for example, garry owns a horse. it is garry's horse. it has an ass. it's ass.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/it's]it's[/url] = [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/it's]it is[/url] =/= [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/its]its[/url]
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
:^)
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