In a cheery New Year message, Kim Jong-un celebrates his uncle's execution and threatens to nuke the - Polidicks

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/upqe.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25565645[/url] [quote]North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has spoken of the "elimination of factionalist filth" in his first public reference to the execution of his once-powerful uncle last month. In a new year message broadcast on state TV, he said "resolute action" had strengthened the country's unity. North Korea announced on 13 December it had executed Chang Song-thaek after convicting him of "acts of treachery". The move raised concerns of instability in the secretive nuclear-armed country.[/quote] [url]http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/01/uk-korea-north-kim-idUKBREA0002720140101?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews[/url] [quote]"It is time to end abuse and slander that is only good for doing harm ... We will try hard to improve North-South ties," Kim said, adding that "dark clouds of nuclear war constantly hovered over the Korean peninsula". "If there ever is once again war on this land, it will bring about an enormous nuclear disaster and the United States will not be spared from it," he said.[/quote]

Sometimes I think that North Korea has it right and the U.S. is as awful as they like to bitch about.

[quote]"If there ever is once again war on this land, it will bring about an enormous nuclear disaster and the United States will not be spared from it," he said[/quote] Then chill the fuck out and we'll be fine.

Nice to see nothing has changed for NK in 2014.

What was this one sent on? Homing Pigeon? Smoke signals?

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43378676]What was this one sent on? Homing Pigeon? Smoke signals?[/QUOTE] I think we're over-estimating North Korea's communication technology here

Oh, Fuck off Kim Jong Fun, or whatever your name is. Nobody cares.

Hey guys, do you want to keep a tally on how many threats NK will make in 2014?

'Tis the season to make war threats, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Well, so much for him being better than his dad.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;43378751]'Tis the season to make war threats, fa la la la la, la la la la.[/QUOTE] Don we now our lead apparel, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Happy new year to you too Kimmie!

This is par for the course in Worst Korea anyway, nobody's really surprised at what the Glorious Leaderbot has to offer in his speeches these days to begin with.

Kimpossible

It's more likely India and Pakistan are gonna end the world than NK is. It takes 100 nukes going off to bring on a nuclear winter and NK has less then ten.

[QUOTE]adding that "dark clouds of nuclear war constantly hovered over the Korean peninsula".[/QUOTE] gee I wonder why

Don't we have a missile defense system specifically for nuclear missiles? Isn't that why Russia doesn't like our missile defense near their borders?

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43379547]Don't we have a missile defense system specifically for nuclear missiles? Isn't that why Russia doesn't like our missile defense near their borders?[/QUOTE] Pretty fucking hard to shoot down an ICBM.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;43379577]Pretty fucking hard to shoot down an ICBM.[/QUOTE] I thought THAAD would be pretty good in terms of ballistic missile defense? it's like the latest system they developed to counter missile threats along that line.

I'd be surprised if NK had any functional ICBM's... a nuclear weapon in a shipping container or oil tanker detonated in major US port would be just as effective at severely fucking the world.

What a nice guy! :v:

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43378676]What was this one sent on? Homing Pigeon? Smoke signals?[/QUOTE] They wrote individual letters on the foreheads of various people and had them run/swim to their destination, and they had to line up according to the message they wanted to send. Anyone out of line is executed upon their return.

Happy new year and welcome to 1962, North Korea!

You guys won't be laughing when they get enough assault kites to get those nukes off the ground.

Someone needs a Snickers.

good luck trying to get through every nuke and cranny to get warheads even close to the US

Nuclear War, Aka North Koreas nukes backfiring in the silos and obliterating them selves

I also made several New Years' Resolutions that I have no intention of keeping.

Aaah, NK's threats are back. Now it really feels like the Holidays