[quote]A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat, according to published reports.
Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of child porn possession after detectives found the images on his home computer, the Associated Press reports.
Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.
The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered[/quote]
[url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/]Source 1[/url]
[url=http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-odd-child-pornography-cat,1,2446879.story]Source 2[/url]
Wat.
The fuck?
[quote]It is unclear if the cat was neutered[/quote]
Amazing. Spot-on journalism.
wut.
Clever felines.
Wow, really? Blaming a cat for Child Porn? Pathetic.
People...
huh
Arrest the cat!
It is unclear if the cat was neutered.
How is this important?
Edit: ninja'd
Apparently the cat was brought in on charges, the cat was an accessory to the crime.
Here is the suspects mugshot.
[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5294/ijviijicuxytbkisxx.jpg[/img]
I'd lol really hard if the cat actually managed to do this and nobody believes him.
[quote]It is unclear if the cat was neutered.[/quote]
Why add that?
As we all know cats are capable of moving a mouse, then clicking, then typing in a child porn site and then downloading some. I'm surprised he hasn't gone for a plea of insanity after saying something so daft.
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16545655]Why add that?[/QUOTE]
maybe it had nuts and the hots for children.
?
It is possible.
[QUOTE=KillerSlash;16545708]maybe it had nuts and the hots for children.
?[/QUOTE]
they're legal in cat years! :downs:
Wow.
i was fondled my uncles cat when i was 5 and it took photos these sick fuckers need to rot in jail.
I doubt Itunes has a child porn section. So if this did happen, he would be fined for illegal downloads anyway.
that cat must have raging hormones
[QUOTE=MR-X;16545649]Apparently the cat was brought in on charges, the cat was a accessory to the crime.
Here is the suspects mugshot.
[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5294/ijviijicuxytbkisxx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Well, the cat looks evil as fuck..
ok jokes up everyone knows he's blaming it on the cat -.-
LOL. Now imagine him not lying.
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16545655]Why add that?[/QUOTE]
I think it's the journalist quietly hinting that he thinks the incident is an absolute pisstake.
+1 point for that guy.
That's one evil manipulative bastard of a cat.
hes gonna be guilty either way.
a. hes fined for child porn and downloading music
b. hes fined for downloading music
lose/lose situation
i wonder what that cat was thinking lol
Oh god this has to be the lulziest thing I've heard in months.
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