• Teen burglar 'kills witness goldfish'
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[quote]A teenager who allegedly burgled an apartment reportedly killed three goldfish who were "witnesses" to the crime. The unnamed 16-year-old from Arlington Heights is believed to have killed the three fish by pouring ketchup, mustard, hot sauce and spices into their tank, Trib Local reports. According to the police, the burglar told his two friends, one aged 15 from Arlington Heights and a 16-year-old from Des Plaines: "We can't let them live, they're witnesses." Sgt. Mike Hernandez said: "He wasn't remorseful. It was disturbing. Certainly something they didn't need to do." The 16-year-old has been charged with burglary and cruelty to animals. His two friends have also been charged with burglary.[/quote] [url]http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a303964/teen-burglar-kills-witness-goldfish.html[/url] almost a perfect crime..
the goldfish: "Oh shit someone is stealing everything guys! Oh shit oh shit!" 5 seconds later "What happened?"
Sounds like the burglar was a stoner.
Best story of my life..
I read this as 'Teen burglar kills witness with goldfish' And I read this to see how it happened
Damn he's smart, those goldfish might have testified in court. "Blubblub, blub blub blub!"
I'd imagine this guy doing this if he wasn't a detective: [img]http://www.fest21.com/files/images/Peter_Sellers.jpg[/img]
Not too far from where I live. Still laughed
Poor goldfishes.
Smart kid.
Wait a minute, that means all mafia hits where the victim is thrown to be "sleepin with the fishes" have witnesses. We must now murder all of the fish.
Nice, I can see my childhood city is still breading drug addicts
Genius.
but who would be remorseful over killing a few goldfish
Better keep your mouth shut or you'll find yourself in concrete boots at the bottom of a dry lake, see
wow that's a time consuming way to kill something when you could've just knocked the tank over
[quote]"He wasn't remorseful. It was disturbing. Certainly something they didn't need to do."[/quote] Yeah ok what the fuck. [quote]The 16-year-old has been charged with burglary and [b]cruelty to animals.[/b][/quote] Fucking shit... seriously ?
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;28092884]wow that's a time consuming way to kill something when you could've just knocked the tank over[/QUOTE] Which would've made it look like an accident and therefore not cruelty! Genius! Not that I condone this in any way, shape, or form, I like goldfish.
Charged with animal cruelty? It's goldfish ????
He should of eaten them so there's no evidence
To be honest with that mindset he could be a future killer in the making
You guys laugh it up, but I know the truth [B]THE GOLDFISH ARE WATCHING US[/B] [HIGHLIGHT]THE GOLDFISH ARE WATCHING US MASTURBATE[/HIGHLIGHT]
You guys would make terrible burglars. Never underestimate gold fish. [img]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/3126/fishsr.png[/img] [i][b]NEVER[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;28092983]Yeah ok what the fuck. Fucking shit... seriously ?[/QUOTE] Killing someones goldfish is cruelty to animals.
I'm sorry, but you'd have to be beyond stupid to actually think that. Either that, or it's just salt in the wound. You've already robbed the house, now kill their goldfish, too! That'll show 'em
Hah, I live there, haven't heard anything about this though. Sounds like they were dicks, although I've never seen anyone that's actually had an attachment to their fish other than a small child.
ok i admit this was funny.
[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;28093327]Killing someones goldfish is cruelty to animals.[/QUOTE] It's a fucking fish that died from [b][i]Having bad water[/i][/b] in it's tank. we fucking kill those by the tons and suddenly some crazy kid killing a couple with ketchup is cruelty ? are you kidding me ?
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;28093731]It's a fucking fish that died from [b][i]Having bad water[/i][/b] in it's tank. we fucking kill those by the tons and suddenly some crazy kid killing a couple with ketchup is cruelty ? are you kidding me ?[/QUOTE] it's probably because these three cute little fishies were owned by a loving and caring family
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28091962]Nice, I can see my childhood city is still [b]breading[/b] drug addicts[/QUOTE] Mmm, breaded drug addicts.
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