[QUOTE] 12-02-10
At a party last night, this girl was mackin on me so i just said fuck it and went for it.
we found a bedroom upstairs, got neked and had amazing sex. she was pretty fuckin hot, so im pretty proud.
my virginity is now lost[/QUOTE]
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Well done.
Did you use a condom?
If not, there's always:
[img]http://themagazine.info/56/Pictures/Briner%20inc/HangerChromeThree.jpg[/img]
[b]neked?[/b] :fuckyou:
Interesting grammar :)
Make a thread about it.
That's nice.
That was an interesting dream yah had.
[QUOTE=Tea;20175847]Make a thread about it.[/QUOTE]
Too late.
You feel so special that you have to post about something that happens at least 500 times everyday in the world?
"In the news today, a teenage boy by the name of Poo Monst3r lost his virginity to a sexy fucking girl at a party last night. Didn't your first go a little something like that, Tom?"
[editline]07:57PM[/editline]
"Not at all Jessica, it was a rape."
If you're coming on these forums to brag about you losing your virginity then.
Get out. :byodood:
Grats, now you're going to die with a better picture of what you're missing.
Are you sure it was a girl
I did this before it was cool.
....And then you woke up
Grats man, I'm still workin on it
Your first and last time, how adorable.
Dammit, I didn't see this was In The News, I thought this was GD... Well, I know where I'm probably going to go once Mods catch sight of this.
You made your daddy proud, boy.
[quote]so i just said [b]fuck it[/b][/quote]
:haw:
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20175842][b]neked?[/b] :fuckyou:
Interesting grammar :)[/QUOTE]
Spelling, not grammar.
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Riiiight... When did you wake up?
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;20175814][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=302"]Source[/URL][/QUOTE]
:colbert:
This is not news-worthy.
This is not even thread-worthy.
[img]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5065/frogoutii.gif[/img]
One of the best news threads I've seen all week.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20176346]:colbert:
This is not news-worthy.
This is not even thread-worthy.
[img]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5065/frogoutii.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Why don't you just go ahead and develop a sense of humor.
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[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20176346]:colbert:
This is not news-worthy.
This is not even thread-worthy.
[IMG]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5065/frogoutii.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]Agreed. By the way, nice emote.
How's it feel? I'm a virgin, 16, thats not so bad right?
Well, I'll look around for it. I'll give it back once I find it for you.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;20175814][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=302"]Source[/URL][/QUOTE]
Congrats. Now get out.
In the nicest way possible.
a+ thread
would read again
Most likely it was his cousin or something.
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