[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaBUi-CnqPo&feature=related[/url]
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[b]an intro to the man, the myth, the legend dan quinn[/b]
meet former Notre Dame ballplayer and UFC fighter dan quinn, also known as the angel maitreya, also known as the inventor of cold fission. he stopped playing ball amid an allegedly bogus attepted rape charge, so he instead decided to fight for a living. nowadays he's over 40 years old and lives with his mother. god has spoken to him, however, informing him of his angel status and now he spends his afternoons mixing the sweetener stevia with water in a blender, which "explodes into a soup" (the miracle of cold fission) and purifies your body when you drink it, cleansing your body of cancer and excess weight.
according to him, he is the toughest man on the planet thanks to stevia's health benefits, and compares himself to Muhammad Ali regularly. dan threw his son down the stairs to prove stevia has magic power and compared it to the war in Iraq. the power of stevia brought his nearly-dead cat back to life. He has an imaginary friendship/partnership with Mark Brannon (Mel Gibson from Tequila Sunrise) and he thinks the character from the Bad Boy clothing line was modeled after him because he beat up 5 guys at a bar one time.
[b]what we know about the mysterious dan quinn[/b]
he is a snake oil salesman who is trying to push some thing called stevia (steve eee uh) that supposedly cures cancer, brings dead cats back to life, makes you lose weight, will cure global warming and is somehow related to cold fission, which he invented in his kitchen.
he played college ball at notre dame until he was expelled for rape + steroids
he is an mma fighter and literally thinks he is the toughest man on the planet.
he lives with his mom and is 41 years old and has kids
he thinks god talked to him and told him 1) he will be the richest man in the world and 2) he is an angel named maitreya (my-tray-uh)
thats just a rough sketch, he is 100% serious
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dan quinn taking a milky bonghit
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actual demonstration of the stevia blending process.
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dan quinn argues in the car with his mother.
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dan quinn crying, wanting to be reincarnated as Muhammad Ali.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGw39ZxQ-A#t=5m38s[/media]
a rant about a locker room incident 20 years ago, how stevia will end all drug use in the United States.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFx6TxbZQBk#t=5m35s[/media]
an enraged Dan calls out Dana White. actual demonstration of the stevia blending process.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PblXhbZNa3s[/media]
dan gives a little tour of his stevia soup jugs to the ladies.
[b]THANK YOU FOR READING!!![/b]
What the fuck
:geno:
What the fuck is going on?
[QUOTE=Amez;19270835]What the fuck is going on?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, hold me
whats not to get?
[QUOTE=Soviet Beef;19270999]whats not to get?[/QUOTE]
Beats me. This is pretty interesting.
[QUOTE=Soviet Beef;19270999]whats not to get?[/QUOTE]
you make great threads
im 12 years old and what is this
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;19271132]im 12 years old and what is this[/QUOTE]
haha funny meme
GEt
ON
STEVIA
[QUOTE=frank_g;19271429]GEt
ON
STEVIA[/QUOTE]
STEVIA WHAT THE RICH DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUt
man what a crazy badass
holy fuck i never realized just how big dan quinn's jaw/chin is
[QUOTE=Soviet Beef;19275532]holy fuck i never realized just how big dan quinn's jaw/chin is[/QUOTE]
It's not just big, it's juicy and chunkeh!
Stevia is just a natural sugar substitute... it's sweeter and doesn't have all the calories that sugar has in it... I have absolutely no idea why this dude thinks he discovered it and it has magical properties.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;19275698]Stevia is just a natural sugar substitute... it's sweeter and doesn't have all the calories that sugar has in it... I have absolutely no idea why this dude thinks he discovered it and it has magical properties.[/QUOTE]
uh no stevia cures cancer, brings dead cats back to life, makes you lose weight, will cure global warming
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=204488&dateline=1262053184&type=thumb[/img] the :fork:
Uh.
dan quinn is myf uckin hero i hope i grow up to be just like him
he is a big inspiration
"know that josh risked his life going down the stairs into a rack, know that pain is forward and following directions, equals ending the war in iraq."
The future is here.
[quote=dan quinn myspace]About me:
Ladies, get stevia into your body a.s.a.p., because it will quickly make you perfect. It melts fat off in record speed, and did the same for my uncle's 6 breast tumors in 4 months. A teaspoon of the pure, sweet white powder in a glass of water 8 times a day, and in 4 months he also lost 62 lbs. It isn't too good to be true, it's the secret of stevia that has been kept back for far too long, and I'm the one who figured out it will end fat and sickness on earth forever, as it turns water into a healthy fuel that can replace toxic petroleum that is ruining everything on earth. Rush to get stevia a.s.a.p., get it into your body, and blend water into a safe, clean*, and potentially free natural gas called split h2o inside your blender. After the hydrogens and oxygens fall down to recreate water underneath WHITE SOAP, know that soap is all manmade toxins that have been hiding like mistle toe to a tree in water, and getting it out has made my 40 year old body better than I was at 20. And at 20, had I not been set up at Notre Dame for an attempted rape that I could prove I didn't do, and had my family supported me back then, I'd already have been a millionaire many times over. Help me get there a.s.a.p, and when I have Bill Gates type money, I'll create COLD FISSION, to go right next to Walmart, doing it for a penny less and paying down 95% of profit to the Meek at the bottom of the pyramid so everyone in the store, from the greeter at the door on up, outright owns there own homes, ending rent and mortgage on earth forever. Ending slavery on earth forever. No longer is it a myth, for the Meek shall inherit the earth.
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who believes Bill Gate's $50 billion would have been better spent creating profit sharing companies, so all could enjoy a nice quality of life. Can you imagine a store right next to Walmart, doing it just as good for a penny less, but profit sharing so all employees could outright own their own homes? If you answered yes, then you'd probably like me. I'm the guy who discovered the secret of what stevia does, and I'm going to use eventual profit to make people's lives better. Sweet pure h2o will save so much life it will be like something biblical repealing a plague, and all profit will be directed to helping everyone who needs it. So join me on this 'trek.'[/quote]
hahahahhahahaha
Dan quinn
know that my son risked his life going down the stairs into a rack, equals following directions and paying it forward, equals ending the war in Iraq
Get on Stevia
its me
im dan quinn
hi
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;19281290]its me
im dan quinn
hi[/QUOTE]
hi dan
please go make more videos
ok brb
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