• DNA test shows Hitler skull is female
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[quote]HISTORIANS have been rocked after a DNA test showed Hitler's skull to be from a woman. The discovery was made by an expert given access to the Fuhrer's remains by Russia. It has cast doubt on whether the Nazi tyrant really did commit suicide in his Berlin bunker in April 1945. For 64 years history books have stated the World War II monster took a cyanide pill aged 56 and shot himself as the Red Army closed in. The Russians later dug up a burnt and buried corpse - its head sporting a bullet hole - which they declared was his. [/quote] Alt longer source: [quote]HISTORIANS were rocked yesterday after a DNA test showed Hitler's skull to be from a WOMAN. The discovery was made by an expert given access to the Fuhrer's remains by Russia. Last night it cast doubt on whether the Nazi tyrant really did commit suicide in his Berlin bunker in April 1945. For 64 years history books have stated the World War II monster took a cyanide pill aged 56 and shot himself as the Red Army closed in. The Russians later dug up a burnt and buried corpse - its head sporting a bullet hole - which they declared was his. In 1970 the KGB finally cremated it, saving only the jawbone and a fragment from the skull. US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni flew to Moscow after being granted permission to examine the artefacts in the state archive - including bits of the bunker's bloodstained sofa - for one hour. He not only discovered the skull was female but also that it was from someone much YOUNGER. He said: "The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40." Hitler's lover Eva Braun, who also took cyanide, was 33. But Dr Bellantoni said: "There is no report of her having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone's." [/quote] [img]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6993776,00.jpg[/img] [quote]The bone fragment the Russian officials claim to be Adolf Hitler's skull. Picture: AP / The Associated Press [/quote] [B]Source:[/B] [url]http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26134994-952,00.html[/url] [B]Another source:[/B] [url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment[/url] Oh shit... so, where's Hitler's?
Heh, pretty neat. Wait, Hitler was a girl?
Well if he didn't die via that way he is certainly dead of old age.
This is from the sun guys. [editline]01:10AM[/editline] It's not real.
Ha. The Sun. Fuck ninja'd.
The fucker just shaved his moustache and walked right out the building without anyone noticing.
Never trust a communist.
[QUOTE=Zebon;17546384]Well if he didn't die via that way he is certainly dead of old age.[/QUOTE] ROBO-HITLER. But, lol. The sun. When will they cease to amuse?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=819363[/url] Hitler's on the moon.
He's waiting on the dark side of the moon. Edit: Ninjad, give me clocks.
i wish that'd mean he'd probably be a feminist
[QUOTE=wewt!;17546432]He's waiting on the dark side of the moon. Edit: Ninjad, give me clocks.[/QUOTE] You're the boss. [b]Edit:[/b] Wait a minute, you're not the boss! You bastard! You fucking tricked me into giving you a clock! Well played, sir.
I will only believe it if a legit source is posted.
It's on here too [url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/27/adolf-hitler-suicide-skull-fragment[/url] Interesting if this is fake or not.
Guess we've got the reason for this: [img]http://9gag.com/photo/6546_full.jpg[/img] (Sorry for the Motivator, couldn't find any other version.)
Did you know what of the plots to get rid of hitler was to turn him into a female? I guessed it worked.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17546541]Did you know what of the plots to get rid of hitler was to turn him into a female? I guessed it worked.[/QUOTE] Funny...
So hitler secretly had a vagina? Nice, so he was perhaps on his period 24/7 ?
[img]http://www.electricscotland.com/thomson/images/20.19%20AdolfHitler.jpg[/img] you tell me that looks like a girl. seriously, THAT IS NOT A GIRL'S FACE.
What actual evidence is there that it was Hitler's skull?
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;17546592][img]http://www.electricscotland.com/thomson/images/20.19%20AdolfHitler.jpg[/img] you tell me that looks like a girl. seriously, THAT IS NOT A GIRL'S FACE.[/QUOTE] Girl
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17546617]What actual evidence is there that it was Hitler's skull?[/QUOTE] This. Also, didn't him and his girlfriend or something both commit suicide together? I forgot where I heard that, but I never gave a shit enough to see if it was true or not. If so, it's probably her skull. Oh shit, it's in the article :v: So yeah, it was probably hers.
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17546617]What actual evidence is there that it was Hitler's skull?[/QUOTE] That's kind of the point...
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17546617]What actual evidence is there that it was Hitler's skull?[/QUOTE] Durr, there was a bullet hole in it. And the Ruskies said so.
This was on the history channel some time ago. It was one of those shows like Mystery Quest or something. They filled out papers and shit to see the skull Russia claimed to have and tested it and it turned out female. They also tested some other DNA samples the Russians claimed to have taken from the bunker. And looked into eye witness reports of people seeing Hitlers body in the room after he shot himself. Can't remember the results however.
Un mess vis ze girl, UND YOU GET ZE HITLAH!
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;17546430][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=819363[/url] Hitler's on the moon.[/QUOTE] In his secret Moon-Base.
Well, the whole Moon Base schpielen is a wee bit far-fetched, but plausible if them Nazis really DID build UFO's in Antarctica, which is unlikely. The most realistic scenario is that Hitler fled to South America and spent his last days there. Also, the skull either belongs to Eva or the coffee lady.
this is bull crap. nothing more than a person trying to make a name.
If it is true that they got the wrong skull, it means jack. Hitler probably still died in that bunker, even if we didn't gather the remains.
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