Figured we should have a thread to appreciate some of the 'finer' written works on the web. Guess we need some rules huh?
[QUOTE]1. Only post shitty fanfiction, does not need to be from Fanfiction.net, but it does need to be god damn terrible
2. Mark NSFW content as such[/QUOTE]
And of course, being the OP, we need some examples to kick things off.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7324877/1/Homestuck-high[/url] (Possibly the worst thing I've ever read.)
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/11/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story_reloaded.php[/url] (May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul.)
And I couldn't pick which one is the worst here, but have em all, every single god damn Sonic crossover fanfiction on Fanfiction.net.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Sonic-the-Hedgehog/253/[/url]
Apparently there's Sonic/Bible crossover fanfiction, I don't know if I should ask how or why.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7560081/1/Amy-s-Eyes[/url]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41137079]Can we do FiMFiction? I have lots of things from there.[/QUOTE]
I'm some dude on the internet, not a cop, just post whatever shitty fanfic you have.
Apparently there's a part two to the pokemon story. [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story_redux.php[/url]
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami[/url]
Why isn't this as infamous as My Immortal yet, it's goddamn hilarious is how bad it is.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;41139631][url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami[/url]
Why isn't this as infamous as My Immortal yet, it's goddamn hilarious is how bad it is.[/QUOTE]
[quote]We sent him to a top secret orphanage in Whales (its a town in England) where he would learn to be the next L.[/quote]
A personal highlight of mine, I'm forwarding this to the Nobel committee.
You're in for a treat (very very VERY NSFW):
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/25/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL[/url]
[QUOTE=Butt Factory;41139841]You're in for a treat (very very VERY NSFW):
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/25/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Amy was so filled with sex and arousing that her boobs were rock hard. She opened up her legs and she was still wearing a panty but her vagina was really hard too like a trap door to the love basement. Sonic did not care and he shot his incredible penis right into her vagina through her girl clothing and she felt his love immediately. His penis was ice cold and it was so big that it made it up her body and into her mouth and she could taste it and it tasted like money and ice cream.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god this is hilarious,
We need a dramatic reading of this.
[URL]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid-High-School[/URL]
All hail the ultimate fan fiction
[quote]Somewhere in the town a phone was ringing. It was ridley's cellphone. Ridley picked it up. "Hello?" Ridley answered. He was confused because on the other end of the phone there was silence. Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life."Ridley... I'm pragenent."[/quote]
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;41140456][URL]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid-High-School[/URL]
All hail the ultimate fan fiction[/QUOTE]
I think anything with the words 'High school' in the title is sort of guaranteed to be terrible.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;41137115]I'm some dude on the internet, not a cop, just post whatever shitty fanfic you have.[/QUOTE]
Haha oh boy you guys are in for a treat :v:
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/112147/nyx-reunion"]some dumb OC nobody gives a shit about[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/110753/the-coldhearted-assassin"]edgy teenage shit[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/111975/apple-jacks-suicide"]more edginess[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/111222/soundproof"]crawling in my skin[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/108768/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-pony-i-think"]self-insert with lots of ellipses...[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100437/newbie"]all-around awful[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/95137/the-mysterious-birthmark"]short and shitty[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/95749/legend-of-pony"]ZELDUUUUUUUUUUH[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101336/the-two-ponies-i-found-in-my-room"]the perfect set-up for a self-insert sex story[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/98178/boobusting-in-equestria"]LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/96564/who-am-i"]gotta write fast[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100549/csi-miami-in-equestria"]bad pun goes here[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100135/the-knight-and-the-librarian"]horse sex[/URL] (This author has written numerous shitty stories and deleted tons of them, he's probably published over 30? really persistent but still consistently awful)
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105961/twilight-gets-trapped-in-an-alternate-universe-or-something"]trole face xD le problem??!?? xDD[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105957/the-day-i-became-a-pony"]totally not a self-insert guys[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103482/the-brd-chronicles-adventures-in-equestria"]the best cover art you will ever lay your eyes upon, oh also a shitty story too[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103680/iriemorel-darkeyes-the-hopebringer"]stolen content[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105847/cupcakes-ii-the-end"]pointless gore[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/104509/the-element-of-mischief"]"If I did so bad on this story. Then why did you all read it?:pinkiegasp:"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105387/equestrian-apocalypse"]end of ze world[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105659/sacred-spirits"]saving the world, meh[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105530/the-light-in-the-darkness"]more self-insert[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105375/i-pinkie-promise"]gotta write fast[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105445/an-old-nightmare-returns"]what's funny is that this is actually just an episode of the show but with his character instead[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101776/the-darkness-of-humans"]"human are so evil go ponys!"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105461/the-slender-harmony-and-darkness"]Slender[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105321/star-fire"]more self-insert[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105275/meet-shady-gray"]self-insert with horse sex[/URL] (NSFW cover image. Also, the tags are "dark" and "sex"...?)
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105323/rainbow-dash-and-sonics-adventure"]Sonic and Rainbow Dash both go fast; OTP[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97643/insanity"]more Slender[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102885/the-opposite-of-the-best-day-ever"]*holds up spork*[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/104275/for-their-love"]OCs x Main Characters[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103101/where-did-i-come-from"]OC x Background Character[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103670/im-still-alive"]the literal sequel to OC x Background Character[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/104226/is-blood-thicker-than-water"]her name is Trusting Lovely[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101926/the-purple-blur"]transformation fic written by a 13 year old Minecraft fan[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103684/unexpected-outcomes"]puts the O in OC[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102454/my-little-sparkle"]spinoff of an equally shitty fic, except somehow even worse[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102909/battle-equestria"]realistic top-quality fan fiction[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/57088/ross-pit-shark-hunter-visits-equestria"]Ross Pit: Shark Hunter visits Equestria[/URL] (all of his stories are shit oh god)
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103237/visitors-to-equestria"]generic self-insert with autistic comments to boot[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/96615/pinkies-sanity-finally-snaps"]uh[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97670/the-war-between-myself-and-the-war-to-win-equestria"]MMA fighter cuts himself, also horses[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103016/the-guardian-of-the-elements"]another generic shit story WITH A COMMENT WAR[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102575/silver-and-shadows-adventure-in-ponyville"]another Sonic crossover written by an "autistic 11 year old girl"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39089/eating-diamonds"]vore and gore[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/52277/melting-diamonds"]more vore, more gore[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102758/dashies-revenge"]angsty wall of text[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102124/twisted-tale-triple-x"]pointless gore[/URL] (author added "trollfic" after all the negative comments)
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/94814/to-kill-a-pegasus"]"WORLDWIDE EPIDEMICS ONLY MATTER WHEN OUR FRIENDS GET INJURED IN THEM, FLUTTERSHY!"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101789/rainbows-fan-stories"]lesbian horse gets sad[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/55385/the-portal-every-brony-wants"]My Little Pony will still exist in the year 2500[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27402/the-great-equestrian-adventre"]adventre[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/102134/twilight-sparkle-and-her-human-roommate"]self-inserrrrrrt[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/88415/my-little-shadowrun"]more shit written by the guy who wrote the above three stories[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93071/the-warrior-and-his-sister"]half of the OC's name is a main character's name[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101834/ponyjin"]A TRUE SAIYAN ALWAYS SPRINKLES WHEN HE TINKLES[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92438/big-macs-secret-desire"]four-way incest[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101777/the-tail-of-tails"]Sonic x MLP x Final Fantasy; 10,000 words long[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76345/a-strike-of-thunder"]Tags: Sex, Gore, Dark[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101103/my-darkest-days-are-bright-nights"]bursting with cliches[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/64028/a-secret-crush"]the FBI will search your computer if you click this link[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101255/the-world-of-equestria"]generic self-insert shit[/URL]
Wow.
I'm hand-picking these and I still have a whole 10 pages left of stories to choose from.
Holy shit.
:suicide:
[editline]todaygoddamnit[/editline]
I'll post more later; too tired right now.
What, no [url=http://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/]My Immortal[/url]?
You haven't lived if you haven't read the entirety of this masterpiece.
What time is it? Time to waste your life reading awful stories. Also time for you to get a watch.
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/64628/teenage-mutant-ninja-bronies"]thought-out crossover[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38082/regular-show-in-equestria"]well thought-out crossover[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/65947/my-little-transformers-prime-is-magic"]really well thought-out crossover[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100427/whats-for-dinner"]pointless gore, the sequel[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101465/equestria-high"]"im sorry, im too tired and lazy to write a proper description #yolo"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101520/what-would-you-have-done"]how to use MS Paint[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37801/dans-adventures-with-the-mane-six"]FUCKING DAN VS. THIS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/69792/my-littlest-pet-shop-friendship-is-strange"]yet another well thought-out crossover[/URL] (does this guy ever stop :pwn:)
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39688/the-death-and-ressurection-of-shining-armor"]grammer[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37012/dragon-ball-z-saiyans-are-magic"]A TRUE SAIYAN ALWAYS SPRINKLES WHEN HE TINKLES part 2[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100944/fry-is-a-brony-and-a-pet-shopper"]no he doesn't give up[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/105240/mortal-kombat-vs-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic"]creative title herp derp[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100951/rise-of-rainbow-slash"][muffled Linkin Park music playing in the distance][/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100749/flys-adventure-in-equestria"]another self-insert[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100798/the-darkness-in-me"]his fucking name is Dark[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100321/broly-the-legendary-super-saiyan"]why is Dragon Ball so popular[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/67881/tea-time-with-nightmare-moon"]this is so meta[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/68849/greatest-ninja-in-equestria"]NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100517/dark-legacy"]Donut Steel[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99998/the-8-pony-games"]Hunger Games Spinoff #314159[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60790/rescuing-a-friend"]"WiE (wolf in equestria)"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100593/a-lovely-walk-from-the-woods-to-hell"]RAPE[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100305/the-renewed-life-of-lucky-break"]just another self-insert[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99810/role-playing"]"my favorite characters together for............ i dunno :derpyderp1:"[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99175/suddenly-a-princess"]suddenly a mary sue[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99524/knowing-the-truth"]Twilight, abuse Spike, Celestia protects Twilight and is a tyrant, Rainbow wants to help, so she gets Nightmare Moon to help.[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99344/hatred-of-a-dragony"]edgier than a d20[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97751/how-rainbow-dash-became-my-best-friend"]is there anything more of a cliche than this?[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99487/the-story-of-how-sport-and-twinkle-bloom-met"]you'd better fucking believe there is[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/98923/behind-blue-eyes"]Tags: Sex, Gore, Romance, Dark, Mature, Comedy [/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/98929/the-king-of-equastrian-pop"]I have no words.[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/98784/musicnotes-story"]just a self-insert, except this time from another little girl[/URL]
[URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/91718/dashed-with-filly-failure"]horse abortion[/URL] (this is also the first recorded story in my archive, although I'm fairly certain there's more -- or I may just be recalling incorrectly)
There it is, guys. Read at your own risk.
[url]http://wtffanfiction.com/[/url]
A tumblr that posts excerpts from some of the stranger and more depraved fanfics. Figured we'd find good use for it.
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ff0f117c42f1e5177c73a8f10189cf4/tumblr_mob43e2XY31qmzl7to1_500.png[/IMG]
From Katamari Damacy
There was one fic I saw sometime, can't seem to find the link to it again though. It was filled with grammar issues and the story was subpar to say the very least.
But what really made it stick was the fact that it was several hundred thousand words, in only one or two chapters, and around halfway through the author decided that whitespace and punctuation is for pussies.
Yes, it was a solid wall of text the length of a normal book without a single break or new-line.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5609557/1/Falling-Stars[/url]
159,770 words of R rated Lucky Star/Fallout crossover
(From what I've heard it's not that bad, just really fucked up)
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;41196225][url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5609557/1/Falling-Stars[/url]
159,770 words of R rated Lucky Star/Fallout crossover
(From what I've heard it's not that bad, just really fucked up)[/QUOTE]
I read some of it, it's pretty decent, just the idea is weird
[QUOTE=Griffster26;41229835][URL="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences"]Ahem scrubs[/URL][/QUOTE]
Don't forget the video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs[/media]
better written than HL2
What do you all think?
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7179088/1/On-The-Line-of-Battle[/url]
[QUOTE=Griffster26;41229835][URL="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences"]Ahem scrubs[/URL][/QUOTE]
So does the guy who types/writes that stuff writes/types it like that on purpose or is it because he's bad at english or something like that?
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;41234801]What do you all think?
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7179088/1/On-The-Line-of-Battle[/url][/QUOTE]
The thread title is sarcastic. We're making fun of terrible fanfiction, not reading decent ones.
[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;41236083]So does the guy who types/writes that stuff writes/types it like that on purpose or is it because he's bad at english or something like that?[/QUOTE]
I believe it was revealed at some point that he was a SomethingAwful goon who wrote it for fun.
[QUOTE=Rellow;41240919]The thread title is sarcastic. We're making fun of terrible fanfiction, not reading decent ones.
I believe it was revealed at some point that he was a SomethingAwful goon who wrote it for fun.[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=Gimme20dollaz;41242560][url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/url][/QUOTE]
I've read that story before. It is the greatest piece of literature in the history of the universe, including anything any alien race has ever written.
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2194474/ComicsNix[/url]
everything this guy has written is pure, nsfw gold.
also, the best fucking garfield fanfic ever
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7258736/1/Garfield-King-of-Liberty[/url]
pretty much everything this guy has written about garfield is ace-level masculine as FUCK
and maybe not exactly [I]terrible[/I] but who am i kidding this is one of the worst things i have ever read.
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/url]
seriously horrifyingly nsfl
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41290860][url]http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2194474/ComicsNix[/url]
everything this guy has written is pure, nsfw gold.
also, the best fucking garfield fanfic ever
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7258736/1/Garfield-King-of-Liberty[/url]
pretty much everything this guy has written about garfield is ace-level masculine as FUCK
and maybe not exactly [I]terrible[/I] but who am i kidding this is one of the worst things i have ever read.
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/url]
seriously horrifyingly nsfl[/QUOTE]
do you still have the links to the one with alvin and the chipmunks and snoop dogg? and one with optimus prime and hitler or something
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;41304593]do you still have the links to the one with alvin and the chipmunks and snoop dogg? and one with optimus prime and hitler or something[/QUOTE]
not direct links but they're featured on fan fiction friday on topless robot, you could look there
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