• Retsupurae Thread - Don't RP the LP
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What the heck is Retsupurae? Sometimes a video explains things far better than paragraphs worth of words. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWeJN5P7skA[/media] But now that I lulled you into the false sense of security, I will describe Retsupurae. [QUOTE][B]Retsupurae is A-OK![/B] [I]We bring you grate video content from aroundthe Webb straight into the YouTube in your home! A collection of video game designers were happy to oblight when we saw hour games Lets Played! We hire only the best in audiography engineer and comedy heuristics to dub over Lets Play. Together these combinate into only the best of forces. ONLY YOU Can sTOP PIRACy! That was Lets Play is? Yes, sir or Madame. Consider these words from Retsuprae Vice President Shuguro: "I approve of the job." Please enjoy our videos and buy more video games, only love can conquer them. Signed, Abe[/I][/QUOTE] Created by Slowbeef and Diabeetus, Retsupurae makes fun of bad Let's Plays, "Game Reviews", and various other videos relevant to video games. Awful recording quality, terrible sound quality, abysmal commentary... it's all here. And yet, the failures of some can be used to learn from, and above all - to laugh at. The series' is in for a relatively long run, beginning on the first wave of Let's Play popularity (and the first bad Let's Plays), and continuing it's honorable service through the year. Many things have changed, Youtube overtook Google Video, Let's Play's have evolved in various ways, and the quality had risen. But so did the amount of shit Let's Plays and even Retsupurae knock-offs. And thus, the honorable service of Retsupurae continues. [QUOTE][B][URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae"]YOUTUBE CHANNEL[/URL][/B] [B][URL="http://blip.tv/slowbeef"]BLIP TV CHANNEL[/URL][/B][/QUOTE] [B]CAST:[/B] Slowbeef: [I]The first man to produce a Video Let's Play and a man of Bendezium, Slowbeef can keep cool against most bad Let's Plays. Unless of course, it's about Metroid or Policenauts, in which case expect delicious rage.[/I] Diabeetus: [I]Diabeetus, despite his memetic name is truly endangered by the sugary life. Therefore, he took the bitter job of Let's Play and Retsupurae commentator. His tastes in literature are equally unmatched.[/I] [B]IRREGULAR PEASANTS:[/B] Proteus: [I]INTERNET COMMUNITY DRAMA![/I] Dave_o: [I]Probably drunk again. Or High. Sobriety is for the weak.[/I] Psychedelic Eyeball: [I]Finishing most LPs is not on his list, anyway.[/I] Cherrydoom: [I]EGADS, THERE ARE WOMEN IN LET'S PLAYS?![/I] [B]OH HEY, CHECK THOSE GUYS OUT TOO:[/B] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/ChipCheezumSA"]CheepCheezum and Ironicus[/URL] [QUOTE][B]Retsupurae:[/B] [I]A random assortment of let's plays. In these videos you will hear some guys commentating over a commentary of a person or persons playing a video game. For some reason people watch this.[/I] [B]Best Representation:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayeMqizulX0[/media] [B]Recommended:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te1FI4JX7Ww[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_TysWmz-dw[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnq6NP1psjQ[/media] [/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]Retsufrash:[/B] [I]The worst of the worst from Newgrounds, the web, iPad, and other sources that deserve the full scorn that an 8 out of 10 offers.[/I] [B]Best Representation:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzDFCOjr734[/media] [B]Recommended:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-8nsEPHas[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWqdwBturk[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttcEFhFYdk[/media] [/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]Rongupurae[/B] [I]Long Plays of video games with comments over them. Actually amusing.[/I] [B]Best Representation:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOkbXeIKKgY[/media] [B]Recommended:[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF8QzQp57oI[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wV56Fs6les[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_7ouBbG63U[/media] [/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]Other Things of Importance:[/B] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#g/c/FECD99E30CA6B412"]Adventures of BillyMC! Go Billy, go![/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#grid/user/0C95FB8119969221"]Kaizo is the best Adjective.[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#grid/user/1FB56C22939BB239"]Last Alert is the most noticeable one.[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#g/c/47DB4B7E6FD6C1D5"]We don't have video game based cartoons any more for a reason.[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#grid/user/9568BC192623EF84"]Bollocks. In jail. I don't even know what that means.[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae#grid/user/D59E2726F176F936"]The Most Pathetic Man in the World versus THE WORLD.[/URL] [/QUOTE] So, why didn't we have a thread for them before?
Holy fuck I'm weezing like a fat kid. These guys are genius.
retsupurae is awesome this ones my favorite: [video=youtube;wEwRY22XPiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEwRY22XPiE[/video]
Dead to rights.
An awesome retsuprae by chip and ironicus. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEiccW5l4Q[/media]
New one came out. It's... Beautiful. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpKaFOgyoc&feature=g-u-u&context=G204a26eFUAAAAAAAEAA[/media]
for those of you who enjoy the humorous LPs that chip and ironicus do, check out [url=http://www.freelanceastronauts.com/]the freelance astronauts[/url] sometimes they have guest commentators over skype, diabetus is one of their fairly frequent ones also, ontopic, I quite enjoy the old navgtr RPs just for the clinton impressions diabetus did :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjzQUgD_c[/media]
I prefer this one [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27VeT3dVQE8[/media]
The Town With No Name one is my favorite. "Hey bartender, give me the hell out of that drink!" "Fine asshole here you go."
[QUOTE=Lucinice;34526191]An awesome retsuprae by chip and ironicus. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEiccW5l4Q[/media][/QUOTE] The Drunk Mario Kart trilogy is still my favorite of the Chipcheezum RPs. [quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DeDlPdAtM&list=UU6wjRsdD-QwspUuKl1JBSkw[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XVYRryzCk[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc7UzGnu8rM[/media] [/quote]
[QUOTE=Jackald;34526279]I still think Diabeetus and Slowbeef are better.[/QUOTE] I'm fans of both, they're both great.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;34530033]Those super-stereotypical English guy Mario videos, holy shit they're so hilarious.[/QUOTE] He's Electrical Beast. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_YXkWrvBY4[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzoKcdDg5rQ[/media] This one is probably my favourite Also chip and ironicus just did a retsuprae of two best friends play [url]http://chipandironicus.com/games/other/10.html[/url]
how could you forget this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt2uyDqbA-Q&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
Diabeetus, Slowbeef, Chip, and Ironicus are all better than TV.
oh man about time retsupurae had a thread [video=youtube;hu6lUsOtjkY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu6lUsOtjkY&ob=av3e[/video] this is pretty much my favourite video of them ever
[QUOTE=Atlascore;34530033]Those super-stereotypical English guy Mario videos, holy shit they're so hilarious.[/QUOTE] The guy did eventually finish that LP, with the time gods and everything, just took him two more years. I'm surprised that they haven't revisited him.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34549952]But... TBFP is well edited, has good quality production values and they often do full plays without highlights... Retsupurae is meant to be reviewing the really really shit LPs.[/QUOTE] True, I was only really showing that they updated.
[QUOTE][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBItSa2dYmM[/media][/QUOTE] King's Quest 6 (Part 1) - is it trying to be funny? Serious? Or just plain stupid?
I fucking love these guys.
Every time I go into my bathroom I hear the Dark Seed 2 music. God dammit Mike Dawson.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR_N6iS6sv4&feature=related[/media] [B][U]JESUS.[/U][/B]
Hehey ya missed pal!
[QUOTE=Jackald;34550129]I mean, i'm not saying TBFP is perfect, but there are far worse LPers out there.[/QUOTE] I have to agree that TBFP's video editing is pretty good(except for fucking cutting mid sentence), but their dialogue is worse than a dragon ball Z season finale.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/kingsquest/images/e/e6/Jollo.png[/img] Oh hello there, nice to see you! I am Jollo, and I am the true hero of King's Quest 6! Why yes, just because I am not the main character, doesn't mean that I am useless. Certainly not, for I saved Alexander from otherwise certain death. You can see it here. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXc11dbdy6k[/media] Tata.
We resurrect this thread for an important reason of great subject. Retirement. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ln7sK_5mo[/media] [B]From Billy Himself:[/B] [QUOTE]Okay, there is a lot of fabrication I'm seeing here. I mean, I don't have an ego, I never developed an ego. Some viewers of my LPs told me that I did breeze through Ninja Gaiden and other LPs, that's why I said that. As far as the Abobo's Big Adventure goes, I said I THOUGHT I did a good job. If I had said something like, "I did a great job, now give me credit," then that would be developing an ego.* But I didn't, and I just meant that as a way of saying I hope you liked the LP, not demanding. Secondly, there's a difference between COMPLAINING about a fly in soup, and polietly asking for a new soup because a fly was in the old one. Finally, there is a difference between normal RP fans who know when enough* is enough, and the ones who keep using the same memes all year round. A lot of people here are reading way too much into this, and think I'm insulting every single fan of mine, you guys are way off. I like the fans who like my videos and keep the memes to a minimum. That's all.[/QUOTE]
If you haven't watched their Dark Seed wrongpurae's, you are missing out on probably the most memorable character since Rock Knight.
retsuprae is amazing just because all the bad games that they play.
Technically they don't play most of the games they comment on. Slowbeef did play Dead to Rights/DTR:Retribution, Snatcher, and the Metroid Prime trilogy, though. DTR:R is really the only one of those that he didn't at least like to an extent.
I still think the Darkseed 2 and Space Adventure cobra Wrongpuraes are the best.
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