[b]This thread will tell you general information about Florida.[/b]
Florida is an amazing state of the good ol' United States of America. It's deep in the south, but it is not southern in spirit, it is simply Florida.
Florida has many places and attractions to offer, first off being theme parks.
There are many of these theme parks, some of which being:
[b] Disney World [/b]
[b] Universal Studios [/b]
[b] Wild Adventures [/b]
[b] Sea World [/b]
[b] The Holy Land Experience [/b]
Florida residents live life lusciously, enjoying a healthy diet of nothing but [highlight]ORANGES.[/highlight]
[img]http://greenbmun57.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/oranges_ambersweet.jpg[/img]
On rare occasions, Florida residents will sometimes take part in a small side-dish with their dinner of oranges, being Pineapples.
In Florida, everyone has backyards like this:
[img]http://www.poseidonswimmingpools.com/design-gallery/inground-swimming-pool-designs/images/inground-pool4.jpg[/img]
That's right, in Florida, everybody has in-ground pools, and waterfalls flowing into their in-ground pools. Everyone also porcelain fountains, and mini air-strips in their backyard for quick take-off in their private jets.
Florida does have it's cons though, the major one being [b]old people.[/b]
That's right, you drive, you're going to run into these elderly residents. Very nice folk, but slow drivers, so you must be patient, you see.
In Florida, all men ages 20-45 have beautiful sexy women who roam the house naked, and cook them dinner, and have sex with them every night.
Indeed, Florida is an amazing state, with much to offer to people of all ages.
You've got CSI Miami.
California has better oranges :colbert:
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;22597368]California has better oranges :colbert:[/QUOTE]
That's where you're wrong, my friend.
everything florida has is done better than anywhere else
ANYWHERE
I went to florida once.
My watch got fucked up from the humidity then some old guy yelled at me.
Oh I guess I went to disney world too but nobody gives a shit.
I live in Florida and everything said in this thread is %100 true. Especially the part about the naked women.
I live in Florida as well and this thread contains no exaggerations.
florida is a good state for mushrooms
gainesville, florida is the magic mushroom capital of the world.
my dad works at tropicana. he brings the oranges that comes from the orange groves into tropicana.
I've heard Miami is like a Jew paradise.
I heard that in Florida, the men walk around with no socks!
Florida the hidden holocaust
where old people are sent to die
also we make the best juice ever made Florida's natural.
Wish I lived in Florida, I heard they have tornadoes.
I heard that in Florida, Minnie gave Mickey a blow job.
[QUOTE=phobia-_-;22597600]Wish I lived in Florida, I heard they have tornadoes.[/QUOTE]
We have Hurricanes and that FUCKING SUCKS and i'm pretty sure there were some tornadoes around where I live in the last couple of years.
I am going to Kissimie in 2 weeks, last time I went was 2 years ago it was awsome! :dance:
I live in Florida, and it is far from amazing
And I don't know what backyards you've been seeing, but it's different where I am.
I live in Florida i have a nice backyard
but its far from that picture you used to describe it.
But yeah, during the summer it sucks but otherwise its pretty nice down here in Florida.
[QUOTE=Lord Ivan;22597380]My watch got fucked up from the humidity then some old guy yelled at me.[/QUOTE]
You must have a cheap watch.
Dont forget hurricanes. I remember hurricane katrina :tinfoil: And hurricane wilma :tinfoil: :tinfoil:
hah
used to live in florida then hurricane ivan came and we were like
"fuck that shit nigga"
now we live in san antonio, land of (il)legal immigrants.
or should i say, northern mexico
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(dons sombrero)
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;22597525]I've heard Miami is like a Jew paradise.[/QUOTE]
If by Jew paradise you mean Cuban paradise then I guess you're right, West Palm Beach is Jew paradise for sure, can't drive anywhere without some old Jewish woman pulling out in front of you going 3 mph while you're going 55...
[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;22597834]I live in Florida i have a nice backyard
but its far from that picture you used to describe it.
But yeah, during the summer it sucks but otherwise its pretty nice down here in Florida.[/QUOTE]
you must live in the slums
What a coincidence, I move there in less than two months.
Going to Florida in a few months for the 5th time :D
[QUOTE=meatballfish;22597312]
[b] Wild Adventures [/b]
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Wild Adventures is in Georgia...
[QUOTE=Grahamcracker;22598315]Wild Adventures is in Georgia...[/QUOTE]
Georgia's in Florida.
Dumbass.
when I went to Florida, my drink was spiked with LSD and I was beaten up by two ladyboys and woke up in a pool of what I hope was my own urine
I guess I went to the wrong part then
[QUOTE]Georgia's in Florida.
Dumbass. [/QUOTE]
OH SHIT THE RUSSIANS INVADED FLORIDA?
Well, I'm in Michigan.
We grow so many apples, it's not fucking funny.
oh well I live in ohio, where the weather changes every 5 minutes
Anyone livin in coral springs?
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