Study finally proves One Direction is way better than The Beatles - Polidicks

[img_thumb]http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article761246.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/ONE+DIRECTION+AND+BEATLES[/img_thumb] [quote]1 THE Beatles have never been on X Factor. 2 THE Beatles might have produced a few alright songs, but they also foisted some right howlers on us, like that walrus rubbish. One Direction’s entire back catalogue is, unarguably, a totally perfect body of work. (OK, they’ve only released one single so far but it is REALLY GOOD.) 3 ONE Direction only became a band after Nicole Scherzinger suggested it on the show. The Beatles became a band without input from any of the Pussycat Dolls. Tedious. 4 THE Beatles rushed to deliver their first album, bashing out ten of the fourteen tracks in just one day. One Direction have spent nearly a whole year on their debut, so it’s obvious which will be the superior recording. 5 WHEN One Direction are apart they always text and tweet “I miss you” to each other. The Beatles didn’t even like each other enough to stay together. 6 ONE Direction call Simon Cowell “Uncle Simon.” John Lennon never even met Simon Cowell! 7 THE Beatles tried other names like Johnny and the Moondogs, Long John and The Beetles and The Silver Beatles before becoming The Beatles. One Direction have always had one direction about being called One Direction. 8 ONE Direction’s Zayn went out with Rebecca Ferguson, who is much classier than Cynthia Lennon. During X Factor, Harry, Liam and Zayn were all linked to the same girl, and this could potentially have ripped the band apart. In other words, Cher Lloyd is their Yoko. Amazing. 9 THE Beatles were famous for their hair. Yet, no Beatle had better hair than Harry Styles, right. 10 ONE Direction are the ambassadors for Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever ambassadors for themselves.[/quote] I can't believe it took everyone so long to recognize this as it was always obvious to me. SOURCE:[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/why-one-direction-are-better-than-the-beatles-156810[/url]

seems like an article written by a 12 year old girl.

And this seems a load of shit since One Direction does nothing other than talk about their girlfriend, their love for someone, or how they're the best "around". This study is shite.

This could not be more obvious satire guys.

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[quote] 10 ONE Direction are the ambassadors for Pokemon. The selfish old Beatles were only ever ambassadors for themselves.[/quote] What

Wow. Follow-up article linked in the source: [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/one-direction-better-than-the-beatles-column-846895[/url] People actually sent her death threats over this? Jesus Christ, when did the world get so bloody thick?

[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;39264969]Wow. Follow-up article linked in the source: [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/one-direction-better-than-the-beatles-column-846895[/url] People actually sent her death threats over this? Jesus Christ, when did the world get so bloody thick?[/QUOTE] Because there are people in the world that will say exactly what this article says, without the satire.

[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;39264969]Wow. Follow-up article linked in the source: [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/one-direction-better-than-the-beatles-column-846895[/url] People actually sent her death threats over this? Jesus Christ, when did the world get so bloody thick?[/QUOTE] Wow, the comments on the follow up article are hilarious (as most newapaper comments are) One guy claims it can't possibly be a joke because it's not in the joke column.

[QUOTE=TheDecryptor;39265028]Wow, the comments on the follow up article are hilarious (as most newapaper comments are) One guy claims it can't possibly be a joke because it's not in the joke column.[/QUOTE] How could it possibly be a joke if it's not in the joke column...

There will never be one direction straight porn.

Has this been published in a refereed scientific journal..? [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]Sounds legit.:v:[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

THE fuck is wrong with this person.

Has nobody noticed the date? Really? She even responded to it stating it was an obvious joke.

God damn it guys this is obviously a joke.

[QUOTE=Bradyns;39265059]Has this been published in a refereed scientific journal..? [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]Sounds legit.:v:[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/QUOTE] [url]http://one-direction.livejournal.com/[/url] scientific journal or live journal?

Now this is what I call a Sensationalist Headline

I wonder what Paul McCartney has to say about this...

Anyone who believes the guy who wrote this article is being serious. I think you need to read it again. [QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;39264962]What[/QUOTE] They did some stupid Pokemon ad once.