• Sears has been selling Kirby pornography for quite a while now.
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Warning: In case you're thick, it's NSFW. It's Kirby porn. [url]http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?keyword=king+dedede+drooling&i_cntr=1316971620125[/url] Friend of mine's just sent this to me. That's pretty fucking hilarious. These have been up for over a year. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This isn't news." - rilez))[/highlight]
drooling while eating lol
What the hell?
[I]Newsworthy.[/I] Also, it's called Hentai IIRC.
I'll buy 5
[QUOTE=certified;32474460][I]Newsworthy.[/I] Also, it's called Hentai IIRC.[/QUOTE] Don't play dumb, you have an anime avatar. You know hentai inside and out.
The brand new 'Kirby eats cock' for only 9.99!
Rather interestingly, for me the search now redirects to "No results found" despite the results being clearly shown initially. Can anyone verify that it's not just me that's getting this issue?
[QUOTE=Elgar;32474561]Rather interestingly, for me the search now redirects to "No results found" despite the results being clearly shown initially. Can anyone verify that it's not just me that's getting this issue?[/QUOTE] I've still got them.
I'm having that issue aswell, just stop the page from loading after it has loaded the results
[QUOTE=Downsider;32474513]Don't play dumb, you have an anime avatar. You know hentai inside and out.[/QUOTE] Nope.
Wow you guys, this is just a custom picture someone uploaded and sears automatically puts it on plates, cards, and other customizeable things to sell. It's not like the sears CEO said "we need to get into the kirby porn market"
What the fuck man. I mean, [I][B]WHAT THE FUCK!?![/B][/I]
[QUOTE=certified;32474633]Nope.[/QUOTE] It doesn't matter, it's Rule 34 not Hentai.
What? What?? I....what?? What th.....??? Dude. Uncool.
I've seen some pretty crazy shit over the years on the internet. Sears of all places selling Hentai collectibles. This just takes the goddamn motherfucking cake.
[QUOTE=Noz;32474661] It's not like the sears CEO said "we need to get into the kirby porn market"[/QUOTE] lol
[url]http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962[/url] I think this was the original discovery this morning, or at least it popularized it. It's hilarious, here's a post from the thread. [quote]you: SPM244246887 you: Is that what you need? Shaun: Yes, that is the item number. you: I really really need this by tomorrow you: I'll pay whatever you guys want Shaun: Thank you for the item number. you: Do you like kirby? Shaun: Let me check the delivery details of the item for you Shaun: Please allow me 2-3 minutes. you: I'm just crazy for that game and this item looks one of a kind! cannot beleive I found it on sears you: those waddle dees look like they are enjoying themselves too <3 Shaun: We look forward to fulfilling your future online shopping needs! Shaun: "Please take time to fill in a survey at the end of this chat which would help us serve you better" you: So can I get it tomorrow? Shaun: I am sorry for the typo. you: no problem, I sometimes type too fast too. Shaun: I am checking the information for you, David you: say, can I get this item in underwear form as well? Shaun: Please stay online you: Oh I will[/quote] [editline]25th September 2011[/editline] [quote]Shaun: The earliest delivery date available for the market place items on sears.com is 10/05 Shaun: The item will be shipped free to you. you: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!@! Shaun: To help you I will provide you the seller contact details., you: TAKE ALL MY MONEY PLEASE! I NEED IT FASTER THEN THAT you: Can you call them for me? Shaun: You can contact the seller to check whether they can delivery the item next day Shaun: I am sorry, David. Since we are chat support service we do not have the phone options. you: I... I'm not confortable calling them about such.. work of art Shaun: Contact Seller[/quote]
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;32474747][url]http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962[/url] I think this was the original discovery this morning, or at least it popularized it. It's hilarious, here's a post from the thread. [editline]25th September 2011[/editline][/QUOTE] Oh cool, thanks. Friend of mine said that someone managed to get a customer service bot to say that it would buy it for his daughter. This is what I get for sleeping at 3 AM, I miss all the best shit.
Someone should buy one and then sue Sears posing as an angry parent.
Is he anal fucking waddle dee or Kirby?
[QUOTE=Noz;32474661]Wow you guys, this is just a custom picture someone uploaded and sears automatically puts it on plates, cards, and other customizeable things to sell. It's not like the sears CEO said "we need to get into the kirby porn market"[/QUOTE] It's been there for a year, even if someone just uploaded a picture how does it get approved and stay up for a year with dedede dick? How do you even upload pictures anyway?
[QUOTE=Elgar;32474561]Rather interestingly, for me the search now redirects to "No results found" despite the results being clearly shown initially. Can anyone verify that it's not just me that's getting this issue?[/QUOTE] Set your country (top right) to USA (top of list) then go back to the page.
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;32474747][url]http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962[/url] I think this was the original discovery this morning, or at least it popularized it. It's hilarious, here's a post from the thread. [editline]25th September 2011[/editline][/QUOTE] Bourne: Are you referring to "Carson's Collectibles Cushion Case (Two Sides) of King Dedede Drooling While Eating" priced at $22.97? Joshua: yes Joshua: click the picture Bourne: I have clicked the picture and I see that you have made a wonderful choice! Joshua: wat
[QUOTE=certified;32474460][I]Newsworthy.[/I] Also, it's called Hentai IIRC.[/QUOTE] Hentai is type of porn. Using either name would be correct in this case.
This is the best story I have seen in the history of forever.
Wow? I mean Kirby hentai cufflinks? This is downright surreal.
that's pretty swag, not gonna lie.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;32475038]Hentai is type of porn. Using either name would be correct in this case.[/QUOTE] No, it's a romanization of a kanji word and as such is meaningless in English. Porn is porn. (and if I remember correctly, it means nothing to do with porn in actuality)
[QUOTE=certified;32474633]Nope.[/QUOTE] ha ok
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