Orphans are the luckiest! - General

So, I was thinking last night of how awesome it would be to live in an orphanage. You wouldn't have parents telling you what to do, and you wouldn't have to listen to the caretakers, seeing as they aren't your parents. You could just mouth em off and be a right little dick. Then, I started thinking of how awesome it would be living with girls that aren't RELATED. You could go round boning em at night and having secret sleepovers, and the caretakers wouldn't know. You'd get all the pussy you want, and you could beat the shit out of all the other guys who were acting like white knights and moral fags. Only thing that would suck is the fact you were such a little shit that your parents disowned you, or they died. Any people here who lived in an orphanage or had wild orphan sex at night? Share your stories. Fuel my fantasy. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling, or dumb, or both" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

No. Just no,this shit doesn't happen in real life.

You sick fuck.

LOL ya dude its awesome having no parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea, it's awesome having no family to love and visit. There's no better feeling than the feeling of neglect and loneliness. and to top it off, it's even better mouthing off the people who ARE there for you when no one else is. Fuck you, asshole.

How is that sick?

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236163]So, I was thinking last night of how awesome it would be to live in an orphanage. You wouldn't have parents telling you what to do, and you wouldn't have to listen to the caretakers, seeing as they aren't your parents. You could just mouth em off and be a right little dick. Then, I started thinking of how awesome it would be living with girls that aren't RELATED. You could go round boning em at night and having secret sleepovers, and the caretakers wouldn't know. You'd get all the pussy you want, and you could beat the shit out of all the other guys who were acting like white knights and moral fags. Only thing that would suck is the fact you were such a little shit that your parents disowned you, or they died. Any people here who lived in an orphanage or had wild orphan sex at night? Share your stories. Fuel my fantasy.[/QUOTE] You do realize that your entire family has to be dead to be an orphan, right?

Well, you'd have family, just they disowned you. You'd have your "family" in the orphanage.

Yeah having no caring parents around you is so lucky.

One time I slept over with Billy.

Until the caretaker hits your scrawny ass with a plank and shows you all the corners of the tiny room you're forced to live in, yeah, sounds like great fun

Well what if your parents were assholes and you got taken away by the authorities. Stop making this seem so bad :( I just wanted to know if there was anyone who was in an orphanage who did this. Think Tracy Beaker, except, you get to bone her whenever. And you can yell at that fat black guy, or beat the crap out of the lanky care taker. Would be awesome.

Hmm... Slight aroma of troll, with some cardboard boxes.

OP is either a troll, or a giant dumbass. Orphans have the bare minimum in shelter and food, not to mention the fact that the sexes are separated in different bunk rooms away from each other. ALSO keep in mind that if you mouth your caretakers off they will beat your ass senseless.

What are you 10?

Whoa, what country are we talking about here? I was thinking along the lines of England. Not fucking Africa / Russia. You don't get beat by caretakers here.

Batman/Bruce Wayne was a cool orphan.

Yeah mang, orphans are the luckiest [img]http://orphans.wrecked.org/blogphotos/wrecked/orphans//orphanmovie.jpg[/img] but can youtell whats wrong with them

I've said it once and I'll say it again. are you 12

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236163]So, I was thinking last night of how awesome it would be to live in an orphanage. You wouldn't have parents telling you what to do, and you wouldn't have to listen to the caretakers, seeing as they aren't your parents. You could just mouth em off and be a right little dick. Then, I started thinking of how awesome it would be living with girls that aren't RELATED. You could go round boning em at night and having secret sleepovers, and the caretakers wouldn't know. You'd get all the pussy you want, and you could beat the shit out of all the other guys who were acting like white knights and moral fags. Only thing that would suck is the fact you were such a little shit that your parents disowned you, or they died. Any people here who lived in an orphanage or had wild orphan sex at night? Share your stories. Fuel my fantasy.[/QUOTE] You sound like a dickhead. [QUOTE=KingQ8;19236245]Think Tracy Beaker, except, you get to bone her whenever. And you can yell at that fat black guy, or beat the crap out of the lanky care taker. Would be awesome.[/QUOTE] no

Being 13 is so haaaaaaaard.

Can't say I wouldn't like that either but it doesn't work like that dude.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236267]Whoa, what country are we talking about here? I was thinking along the lines of England. Not fucking Africa / Russia. You don't get beat by caretakers here.[/QUOTE] England! So the caretakers are paedophiles then! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

The dumb, it burns.

All you guys are acting all moral and stuff. If you WERE in an orphanage (let's just say your parents had you taken away cause they were bad to you) would you not do that? It would be great. Like being in school, except it's 24/7 and there are no lessons. And the girls sleep a few doors down from you.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236318]All you guys are acting all moral and stuff. If you WERE in an orphanage (let's just say your parents had you taken away cause they were bad to you) would you not do that? It would be great. Like being in school, except it's 24/7 and there are no lessons. And the girls sleep a few doors down from you.[/QUOTE] Ah, the fresh smell of Troll in the evening.

I do not understand why i'm being labelled as a troll. It's just something I thought all you guys thought about. Seeing as how this IS Facepunch.

Can we make Orphans a new fetish?

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236267]Whoa, what country are we talking about here? I was thinking along the lines of England. Not fucking Africa / Russia. You don't get beat by caretakers here.[/QUOTE] Excuse me? Sir, their is a rule almost everyone follows (even if it's not mentioned for homo sexuality) "Don't ask,don't tell". They would beat you till your ass bleeds and would you give some false shit excuse for you too give health inspectors when they come to check on the place.

I rated you six boxes OP, can you count that high, Mr. Orphan?