Little seems outside the realm of awkward possibilities after viewing the Deviant Art thread.
[QUOTE=usaokay;49542611]Ah yes, regular Minecraft searchers aged "18-24."[/QUOTE]Early minecraft players finally turning 18.
(The alpha version of Minecraft was originally made available in 2009. Full was released in 2011. This means that they'd have been 14 to be garunteed to be 18 right now if they started with full release. Not so implausible, is it?)
They grow up so fast :cry:
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;49542630]Early minecraft players finally turning 18.
(The alpha version of Minecraft was originally made available in 2009. Full was released in 2011. This means that they'd have been 14 to be garunteed to be 18 right now if they started with full release. Not so implausible, is it?)[/QUOTE]
Equally likely as a bunch of current 13-year-Olds just clicking "yes I am 18," though.
[QUOTE=usaokay;49542647]I'm pretty sure he was being really serious about that statement.
[I]Really[/I] serious.[/QUOTE]What's truly serious is, while searching for old posts I made in the Minecraft threads, finding this post of Orkel blue screening after finding a diamond vein. [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=954831&p=22725414&viewfull=1#post22725414[/url]
Jeez, 2010 feels like forever ago.
how the hell does pornhub know age ranges?
18-24
aka kids who lie and say they're 18
I guess the kiddies must be beating their wood in real life to people beating wood in Minecraft.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;49542700]I guess the kiddies must be beating their wood in real life to people beating wood in Minecraft.[/QUOTE]
I hope they're not punching like in the game, though. :nope:
I'm guessing a large portion of the Minecraft fanbase is starting to hit puberty then. I kind of thought this would happen a while back when I remembered this video I had watched about why furries exist, which brought up a theory that fetishes can occur when something happens while one is beginning to hit puberty, in the case of furry fetishes, something like a kid who often watches cartoons with animals, especially 'cute' girl animals like Gadget from Rescue Rangers or Lola, and hits puberty around the same time, suddenly they start seeing the characters in a different light or whatever. I might be misremembering how that theory goes but after I remembered it I was like "wait, so are we going to start seeing a whole lot of minecraft porn or some shit"
I guess I was right :v:
[URL="https://i.gyazo.com/c1bac98638ed4c56543f3bd209f5235a.png"]Maybe i shold nsfw tag it, not that there is much to see
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Do people jerk off to this?
[QUOTE=Amplar;49542675]how the hell does pornhub know age ranges?[/QUOTE]
When you select your age they track what you search for with cookies and databases I'd assume.
Like what amazon does when you search for things without being logged in
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;49542781][URL="https://i.gyazo.com/c1bac98638ed4c56543f3bd209f5235a.png"]Maybe i shold nsfw tag it, not that there is much to see
[/URL]
Do people jerk off to this?[/QUOTE]
:nope:
I love to jerk it to threads about weird porn
[QUOTE=usaokay;49542850]People can be turned on by anything. I, for one, love to jerk it every time you post.[/QUOTE]
Jokes on you, i get off on attention.
The one thing I find weird about these Pornhub infographics is the gender data. How the hell do they have that data?
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;49542612]I-I'm afraid what I'll find if I search it.[/QUOTE]
I got a feeling that when you do, it'll be
[Img]https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=37749&dateline=1299185394[/img]
This is literally only the tip of the iceberg.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/26Sc2GO.png[/IMG]
:nope:
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49543446][IMG]http://36.media.tumblr.com/ed6c1ff7d90d946c40bda88f42eb8474/tumblr_inline_o10shj7jKw1rx67yd_500.png[/IMG]
[URL="http://dickbuttofficial.tumblr.com/post/137378011070/garbagecrone"]Obligatory.[/URL][/QUOTE]
I felt like that would happen eventually. and i always wished i was wrong. but i'm right.
And really. i think we kinda all know why.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49542752]I'm guessing a large portion of the Minecraft fanbase is starting to hit puberty then. I kind of thought this would happen a while back when I remembered this video I had watched about why furries exist, which brought up a theory that fetishes can occur when something happens while one is beginning to hit puberty, in the case of furry fetishes, something like a kid who often watches cartoons with animals, especially 'cute' girl animals like Gadget from Rescue Rangers or Lola, and hits puberty around the same time, suddenly they start seeing the characters in a different light or whatever. I might be misremembering how that theory goes but after I remembered it I was like "wait, so are we going to start seeing a whole lot of minecraft porn or some shit"
I guess I was right :v:[/QUOTE]
oh shit i never thought about that. That makes soo much sense.
That picture of the kid asking for minecraft mods in the pornhub comments makes a lot more sense now.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;49543278]This is literally only the tip of the iceberg.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/26Sc2GO.png[/IMG]
:nope:[/QUOTE]
uh Mortal Kombat What
If it exists, there will be porn of it. No exceptions.
I'm always surprised when people are surprised that there is porn of literally everything.
Analytics at Pornhub has got to be one of the best jobs ever.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;49545309]Analytics at Pornhub has got to be one of the best jobs ever.[/QUOTE]
Anal-ytics?
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49545056]uh Mortal Kombat What[/QUOTE]
there are a lot of female fighters in MK, obviously there's probably a lot of R34 out there
i want someone to ask notch what he thinks about this
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