Pizza Rolls - General - Facepunch Forum

[IMG]http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o64/tpitt03/pizzaeollsda.jpg[/IMG] Pizza rolls are so fucking delicious! There are so many different kinds...cheese, combo, and the best is [B]motherfucking pepperoni[/B]! These are great for breakfast, lunch, dinner, late-night snacks, and dessert... They're just that awesome. [img]http://picturemyfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pizza-roll-frozen_sm.JPG[/img] These little sacks of deliciousness are so good, you just have to take a bite and burn your mouth on their [B]molten goodness[/B]. So FP, what do you think of this delectable snack?

its like shit in your mouth, my opinion on them

Deep fry them at 350*F until they turn brown. SEX IN YOUR MOUTH :chef:

No! They're disgusting! Same goes for the pizza cones. I'd prefer really big thin-crusty-bottom normal Pizzas.

They're really fucking hot at first, then they become ice cold if you leave it out to cool. They're still delicious, though.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc&feature=video_response[/media] I can never ever eat pizza rolls anymore.

i freaking loved those things when I was a bit younger. they look like pillows

NINJA'd :ninja:

Never heard of them, but I do enjoy Bagel Bites

They are undeniably amazing.

[I]Yes.[/I]

[QUOTE=swebster;20297280][IMG]http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o64/tpitt03/pizzaeollsda.jpg[/IMG] Pizza rolls are so fucking delicious! There are so many different kinds...cheese, combo, and the best is [B]motherfucking pepperoni[/B]! These are great for breakfast, lunch, dinner, late-night snacks, and dessert... They're just that awesome. [IMG]http://picturemyfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pizza-roll-frozen_sm.JPG[/IMG] These little sacks of deliciousness are so good, you just have to take a bite and burn your mouth on their [B]molten goodness[/B]. So FP, what do you think of this delectable snack?[/QUOTE] these taste really good when you are high and have lots of ranch.

Those are really good until you eat too much and get sick then never want to see them again wait a few months and repeat

I just had some earlier, pepperoni flavor. Good meal when you don't feel like making anything fancy. Not something that should be eaten too often though.

I can only have the cheese ones, but they are godly.

Hot Pockets ftw [img]http://www.nestleprofessional.com/united-states/en/PublishingImages/Products/HOT%20POCKETS/11007745.jpg[/img]

Your mouth will taste like rubber for a month [editline]10:02PM[/editline] There's two ways to cook them: Half frozen and boiling lava hot.

Pizza Rolls told me to kill the hooker in my basement.

(2nd post up) thanks jim gaffigan ^

[QUOTE=Lankist;20297510]Your mouth will taste like rubber for a month [editline]10:02PM[/editline] There's two ways to cook them: Half frozen and boiling lava hot.[/QUOTE] It feels weird when you bite into the scalding hot skin only to meet the still frozen center. Ugh.

[QUOTE=Jund;20297590]It feels weird when you bite into the scalding hot skin only to meet the still frozen center. Ugh.[/QUOTE] That reminds me of any premade foods out there, you gotta do them perfectly or their shit.

[img]http://www.thedailyrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/totinos.png[/img] Oh, and [QUOTE=squeaky024;20297653]That reminds me of any premade foods out there, you gotta do them perfectly or their shit.[/QUOTE] Not to be a dick, but it's "they're"

Theres never enough to satisfy me, I stop eating them once I found out how ridiculously unhealthy they are for you. I also got a bad pack and it turned me off the taste Edit: To the post above; How?

I LOVE TOTITINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cap

bagel bites are so much better [img]http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2007/190/19/1184028179-96224_full.jpg[/img]

PIZZA ROLLS! They're so delicious. I am dreaming about them right now.

why not just eat pizza

[QUOTE=BlargCow;20297843]why not just eat pizza[/QUOTE] You've never had a pizza roll... they will fuck your mouth like a rich man in a buisness suit with a wad of cash in his hands, behind a dumpster.

[QUOTE=BlargCow;20297843]why not just eat pizza[/QUOTE] Why NOT EAT PIZZA ROLLS

Eating a Pizza Roll is like having sex with a prostitute behind a dumpster. It's hot but you feel REALLY dirty afterwards.