[MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8MXKdXl6Wk[/MEDIA]
I guess he [I]really did[/I] earn that small loan of $1,000,000.00 USD :rolleyes:
So after those 4 minutes, he was tired, he refueled himself by grabbing a bite of the extra crispy KFC in his pocket and went to go Golfing. That is what they forgot to show.
[t]https://i.imgur.com/5ID9tmj.png[/t]
god the framerate of this video is giving me a headache
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;52949355]god the framerate of this video is giving me a headache[/QUOTE]
are you sure it's not just trump?
"these are four jobs I've never done before"
"I'm not gonna clean the toilets!"
he doesn't even try to hide it. how my friends in the military look up to this jackass other than "he's republican" I'll never understand
also, is this the hotel that's failing and the trump organization left it behind?
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52949519]You won't find me cleaning anyone else's toilets any time soon either. If I were president of the US I wouldn't do any of these jobs at all because I'd have better things to do like playing golf and stuff.[/QUOTE]
This video is from 2011.
[QUOTE=Xanadu;52949559]This video is from 2011.[/QUOTE]
And they're technically his own toilets.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951504]sorry let me rephrase[/QUOTE]
You don't clean your toilet?! :sick:
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
just buy a toilet brush you lazy fuck
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
Dude, have you heard of this newfangled invention called a fucking toilet brush?
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
:incredible:
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
Alternatively if it's the labor of scrubbing decade-old shit off of the toilet that's putting you off, there is this thing called magical toilet cleaner that with little to no scrubbing can reveal that the toilet isn't actually made of fecal matter, but a weird white material called "porcelain". Sorta like ceramic, but not really from what I've heard. Really shiny too.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually [B]I just throw in some cola[/B] and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
i thought i'd heard it all in my years, but this is a new one. god bless you.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951627]That's disgusting! I brush my teeth with that, I'm not also going to scrape the toilet with that. I'd rather use my hands then.[/QUOTE]
this is satire right
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52952106]Ofc I clean my toilet guys, I was just pretending to be retarded. Here, let me calm you guys down and show my toilet that I really didn't just clean with the toilet brush I really didn't just run to the ikea for to buy:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/XvAOOoT.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
[QUOTE=Mr.Goodcat;52952197]Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.[/QUOTE]
I think it's more he just spent 10 minutes furiously scrubbing the deep-entrenched shit stains out of his fecal-encrusted toilet. Realized the futility and painted it white for the picture.
The saddest thing is that you believe I (and others) tolerate the state of your toilet less than your shitposting; it's pretty Trump-ish of you to apologize for the toilet before you (dragged into doing so) apologize for the shitposting.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52952279]I just want to make people chuckle mate. I think ur kinda overanalyzing a bunch of texts I post online.[/QUOTE]
Nah, I think you want to make yourself chuckle at other folks' expense. That's the problem here.
[QUOTE=Firgof Umbra;52952287]Nah, I think you want to make yourself chuckle at other folks' expense. That's the problem here.[/QUOTE]
chill before you have your own post-toilet to clean
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
sorry but Pentium did it better
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52951570]I piss the shit off and if that doesn't work I try shit on it some more. Eventually I just throw in some cola and if that doesn't work buy a new toilet.
It's a hassle but cola isn't that expensive.[/QUOTE]
Does your house resemble any of those featured on the hit A&E TV Show "Hoarders" by chance?
I think y'all really took a series of jokes a bit too seriously.
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;52952106][t]https://i.imgur.com/XvAOOoT.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
your toilet is vile, there's specks of shit or fluff or hair everywhere. there's also a massive stain from what I can only assume is due to leaving shit streaks on the bowl for too long without cleaning.
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