I'm going to jamaica.

[Diaz070]

What should I do?
I'm going to Montenego Bay and will be there for 1 week.

[Peluri]

just a heads up, locals aren't as friendly as you think

[swebonny]

Was going to say buy weed, but that's illegal :v:

[AimlessGiant]

go to the beach

[jamzzster]

Get laid.

[Billiam]

[QUOTE=Peluri;21610991]just a heads up, locals aren't as friendly as you think[/QUOTE]

Pretty much this, the only friendly people there are the guys trying to make money off you.

Also buy some alcohol, It's like 180 proof or something.

[Tippmann357]

I know someone who went there, she stood in front of a giant weed farm and took pictures of old guys harvesting weed along with kids.

[attackyourself!]

Dagger some hoes.

[Diaz070]

[QUOTE=Billiam;21611027]Pretty much this, the only friendly people there are the guys trying to make money off you.

Also buy some alcohol, It's like 180 proof or something.[/QUOTE]

I'm in a all inclusive hotel with 24/7 drinks so I am gonna be drunk 24/7.

[technologic]

Smoke Weed
Fuck Bitches
???
Profit.

[:smug:]

[B]Don't[/B] go see Bob Marley's burial place.

It's basically a massive bricked up tomb thing with a tarpaulin over it. Not worth the money.

[Diaz070]

[QUOTE=technologic;21611073]Smoke Weed
Fuck Bitches
???
Profit.[/QUOTE]

Got enough weed here in Holland so I don't know if I wanna take that risk.

[technologic]

Well. Lucky you.

[radioactive]

My wife is going to the Caribbean this summer.

[d3450]

Enjoy the beautiful country that you are visiting.

[Diarrhea]

practice the Rastafarian religion; find god.

[Prof. Oak]

I'll be slapin ma bass

[Diaz070]

[QUOTE=Diarrhea;21611366]practice the Rastafarian religion; find Jah.[/QUOTE]

fixed.

[Kymandu]

weed

[skoinks]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9hfMO3MZA[/media]

[Adius]

Take pictures.

[desertsniper]

Was there, had fun but the locals hate you... just a heads up

[PC-is-bacon]

i've been close to jamaica, it sucked.. very poor contrey

[evilweazel]

Ask them about their bobsled team.

[fo631]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;21612104]Ask them about their bobsled team.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaica_national_bobsled_team[/url]

[Innovatek]

1. Don't go out of your resort without a guide.
2. Smoke as much weed as possible, rastas walk around the beach selling "beads", just come up to one with $10 bucks and you get a branch. Papers in gift shop.
3. Montego Bay is pretty far from Kingston, but if you're a true fan of Bob Marley, you should take a tour to his house, which is near Kingston.
4. The drinking age is 18, so if you look somewhere around that age, come up to the bartender and get what you want. If he asks, just say you're 18

[lead_farmer]

Hope you're not Chinese. I heard Jamaicans hate Chinese [B]people[/B].

[RBM11]

[QUOTE=Innovatek;21612616]1. Don't go out of your resort without a guide.
2. Smoke as much weed as possible, rastas walk around the beach selling "beads", just come up to one with $10 bucks and you get a branch. Papers in gift shop.
3. Montego Bay is pretty far from Kingston, but if you're a true fan of Bob Marley, you should take a tour to his house, which is near Kingston.
4. The drinking age is 18, so if you look somewhere around that age, come up to the bartender and get what you want. If he asks, just say you're 18[/QUOTE]

I heard about guys in Kayaks off the beach who also "sell beads."

[hl2poo]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;21612820]Hope you're not Chinese. I heard Jamaicans hate Chinese.[/QUOTE]

Well fuck, looks like I'm not ever going to Jamaica.

[Diaz070]

[QUOTE=RBM11;21612899]I heard about guys in Kayaks off the beach who also "sell beads."[/QUOTE]

I think the policemen might even sell beads.
lol.