[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/[/url]
[quote]Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. He starts kissing me down my neck and I say no and pull myself away. He then proceeds to say, " would it be better if I iced my lips?" I am so in love. MLIT.[/quote]
[quote]Today, I saw a silver Volvo headed in the opposite direction than I was. I proceeded to turn around and try to catch up to it to see if it was Edward, just in case. MLIT[/quote]
[quote]Today I was going through a new makeup kit I got. As I was looking at eyeshadows I noticed that it had glitter. There was a glitter color just like the Cullens. I had a Twi-moment. MLIT[/quote]
[quote]Today, I was on mystery google and typed in "Edward Cullen," and I got 'Commander Sexy ;)' Mystery Google definetely knows what it's talking about! MLIT!!![/quote]
[quote]Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said “You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love.” and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT[/quote]
[quote]I love Twilight SOOOO much I can’t wait until I turn 18! Then I can FINALLY get an Edward tattoo with the word obsession written under it. My life really will be Twilight![/quote]
god
DAMN
it.
I hate the cold.
Thus I hate Stephenie Meyer's faggoty vampires.
Real vampires rule. :v:
We need the Ughh emote back.
I was expecting I am a vampire or something.
[quote]obsession[/quote]
Yeah, that sounds about right.
[QUOTE=XSarcYX;19222649]I hate the cold.
Thus I hate Stephenie Meyer's faggoty vampires.
Real vampires rule. :v:[/QUOTE]
Uh, "real" vampires are just as cold. They're still practically corpses.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, garry was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
:saddowns: can't have nice things
Oh wow this made my day.
The website is either run by a colossal troll or a colossal twat, either way it's funny. :v:
"today my boyfriend told me he wouldn't fuck me, oh my god my life is just like bellas"
i submitted it
my name is omgedwardisastalker
The server that website is running on must be burned.
shouldn't these be on FML
This is a good thing, now we'll know who to send to the camps.
truly, twilight is a story on par with classics such as The Iliad and Hamlet
e: and the people who write these entries are the true wise men/women of our time
[quote]Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT [/quote]
:saddowns:
Twilight destroys relationships
You're all nigger rating twifags.
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Post it on /b/, they'll most likely "take care" of it.
average weight of each visitor on that website: >300 lbs
:sigh:
More lifeless Twilight fan...
[quote]Today my mom, sister, and I were driving to the store when we drove by a car dealership. I began to scream at the top of my lungs causing my mom to get scared and swerve on the, thankfully, empty road. She asked what was wrong. I told her I saw a shiny silver volvo. My sister laughed. MLIT[/quote]
Good lord this must be stopped.
[quote]So ever since i read the twilight saga (and seen the films) my boyfriend keeps calling me a fan girl. I keep telling him im NOT a fan girl, i also keep showing him how to style his hair so he looks like edward cullen. MLIT.[/quote]
Dear god.
can these people just die
Site is fake, people with the intelligence of a peanut don't type with capital letters.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;19222921]That's just disturbing[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/simon.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=bodenlan2;19222927]can these people just die[/QUOTE]
Don't tell anybody but theres a underground movement about rounding them all up...
We already are getting cattle cars for transportation, we just need more volunteers.
Someone please just make it go away, its burning my eyes when I read it :gonk:
:suicide:
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