wife gets attacked by chick her husband was having anal sex with

[TheKingofBees]

[URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/10/vickie-lynn-morgan-pamela-turney-christopher-attack_n_4761945.html"]Huffington post[/URL]
[QUOTE]Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt.

Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, is accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the adulterous couple having anal sex.

Pamela Lynn Turney, 49, told deputies that she was looking for her estranged husband, Christopher Turney, at his parents' home in Spartanburg, S.C., Sunday night, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex."

When the alleged multi-taskers saw her, Pamela Turney said that Morgan jumped up and attacked her, knocking her to the ground three times.[/QUOTE]

the puns in the article makes feel like an ass for laughing at it.

[Asmaedus]

[quote]She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex."[/quote]

Sounds like a good time

[MIR]

Husband and butt buddy are assholes (hue). I feel bad for the wife.

[TheKingofBees]

also i thought the news wasn't allowed to give out names while the incident was under investigation.

[DelBoy]

When I read the title, I first thought of a baby chicken. Then I saw the anal sex part. And that made the image instantly very weird.

[TheKingofBees]

[QUOTE=DelBoy;43867440]When I read the title, I first thought of a baby chicken. Then I saw the anal sex part. And that made the image instantly very weird.[/QUOTE]

oh hell i didn't think of that, but reading that post made me laugh like crazy.

[Chernobyl426]

Title made me think they were still doing anal during the beatdown.

[-Iker-]

The title made me think she was attacked by a goddam chicken which the husband was fucking

[lapsus_]

Add insult to injury much..

[Dakiin Dovah]

I read the title and thought the husband was anally fucking an actual chicken.

[urbanmonkey]

am I the only one who thought the guy was fucking a chicken in the butt????

[Alobster111]

What kind of grown man takes a bitch to his parents to fuck?

[kunst_deco]

Why is the title so specific about them having anal sex?

[SCopE5000]

Very specific.

[Mr. Foster]

Vickie 'Lynn' and Pamela 'Lynn'.

I'd be willing to bet this altercation happened in a trailer park.

[Tmaxx]

i can't believe they actually used butthurt in a news article :v:

[veDemaG]

[quote]Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt.[/quote]

i hope someone got fired over this

[Covalency]

[QUOTE=bigdandyd;43869994]What kind of grown man takes a bitch to his parents to fuck?[/QUOTE]

one that is having anal sex with a girl that is not his wife

[HopperTheBuny]

Wow, that chick sounds like a real pain in the ass

[A_Pigeon]

[QUOTE=HopperTheBuny;43875731]Wow, that chick sounds like a real pain in the ass[/QUOTE]

You messed this pun up really bad

[lifehole]

[QUOTE=GameDev;43875042]i hope someone got fired over this[/QUOTE]

i hope someone got promoted over that

[Interrobang]

The title made me think the husband was fucking the chicken

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=GameDev;43875042]i hope someone got promoted over this[/QUOTE]

[editline]12th February 2014[/editline]

Wait shit late ass fuck

[TicklishUncle]

Of course this happens in Spartanburg.

[Ryll]

[QUOTE=GameDev;43875042]i hope someone got fired over this[/QUOTE]

I for one thought it was hilarious

[Provost]

Title made me think the chick jumped the wife on the street in some crazy attempt to get closer to the husband.

[Appellation]

[QUOTE=bigdandyd;43869994]What kind of grown man takes a bitch to his parents to fuck?[/QUOTE]
....never hooked up with someone when visiting your hometown? ...shutup

[cecilbdemodded]

Smoking pot while having anal sex happens when someone says 'bung' while the other person hears 'bong'.