David Cameron says he names birds after Boris Johnson before shooting them - Polidicks

‘I find that when I shoot a few Borises and Michaels I feel a whole lot better’ [URL="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-shooting-birds-boris-johnson-michael-gove-brexit-eu-referendum-davos-a7540311.html"]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-shooting-birds-boris-johnson-michael-gove-brexit-eu-referendum-davos-a7540311.html[/URL] [QUOTE]Former Prime Minister David Cameron has said he names birds after Boris Johnson and Michael Gove before shooting them. Mr Cameron, a keen game shooter, has revealed he relishes imagining the pheasants he shoots are named “Boris” or “Michael”, the Mail on Sunday reports. Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mr Cameron was asked how he fills his days having left No 10. He replied: “I have used the extra time to take up shooting again. “I find that when I shoot a few Borises and Michaels I feel a whole lot better.” Mr Cameron is said to remain bitter at the way the pair “betrayed” him during the EU referendum, as he believed both men would remain loyal to him. Instead, they emerged as key Leave campaigners. The former Tory leader was forced to suspend his country sports when he became Prime Minister, which included deer-stalking and fox-hunting, for fear of courting controversy. Since leaving Downing Street, he has reportedly been shooting twice, taking part in a shoot at the Salperton estate in Gloucestershire last month. In his Davos speech, Mr Cameron added that despite giving up frontline politics, he was “still fully wedded to public service” and joked “in the meantime I’m available for weddings and bar mitzvahs”. The news comes after Conservative MP Jake Berry claimed Mr Cameron had someone to cut the crusts off his toast during a Tory Party getaway.[/QUOTE] So this is what he's been up to these past few months... EDIT: oh fuck the title, shite. EDIT2: wait I could edit it, huh.

Hey, something ol' Davey boy and I can agree on!

Boris better becareful. His hair looks like a nest for a bird and Davie might accidentally shoot a few Borises there

[quote] The news comes after Conservative MP Jake Berry claimed Mr Cameron had someone to cut the crusts off his toast during a Tory Party getaway.[/quote] [I]tory scum[/I]

This made my night. Can't stop laughing picturing this in my head, and can't wait for the political cartoonists to go to work on this subject.

[QUOTE]The news comes after Conservative MP Jake Berry claimed Mr Cameron had someone to cut the crusts off his toast during a Tory Party getaway.[/QUOTE] I love Tories sometimes, they're like middle aged toddlers. The Thick of It feels more like a serious political drama when compared to actual politics now.

The reddit thread has this gold: [URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/5pi60s/david_cameron_says_he_names_birds_after_boris/dcrdaiy/"]https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/5pi60s/david_cameron_says_he_names_birds_after_boris/dcrdaiy/[/URL] [QUOTE]"What does he call pigs before fucking them?" "Britain"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;51709986]I love Tories sometimes, they're like middle aged toddlers. The Thick of It feels more like a serious political drama when compared to actual politics now.[/QUOTE] wait, the thick of it was not a documentary?

[QUOTE=Tudd;51709964]Boris better becareful. His hair looks like a nest for a bird and Davie might accidentally shoot a few Borises there[/QUOTE] And what a [I]tragedy[/I] it would be if ol' Boris' head was mistaken for a nest of Boris and Michaels.

They sure are lucky Dick Cheney isn't his hunting partner then.