Hey guys
I saw this on another airsoft forum and thought I could spread the idea a little wider.
Post the funny, inspiring or downright strange things you have heard people say while airsofting.
I'll start the ball rolling with a few of my favourites.
[At the end of the initial briefing]
[QUOTE]Head marshal: "...Any questions?"
Voice in the crowd: "If we capture somebody, are we allowed to rape them?"
Head marshal: [thinks for a few seconds] "I think we'd need to amend the waiver form..."[/QUOTE][During a game. I'm dead and stranded, waiting to bleed out]
[QUOTE]Enemy walking towards me: "Congratulations! You have been selected for random homosexual touching!"[/QUOTE]last one for now:
[QUOTE]Team-mate into radio: "Reds under the bed! Repeat, reds under the bed!"[/QUOTE]You don't have to put them in quotes, but I think it makes them easier to read if there is more than one per post.
[quote]Teammate over our radio channel: Fuck, I've been walking around with the enemy team for a half an hour. What am I supposed to do[/quote]
[quote=idiot I was trying to get to play airsoft]
Dude being out is a gay way to play, you play to feel the pain, until your ammo runs out, that's why I use those metal bb's.[/quote]
*Incomming BBs, everyone takes cover*
[QUOTE]It's raining plastic![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Gimme that C-mag, I'll make it rain f&*king plastic![/QUOTE]
I wish there was a drum/box mag for the G3
Made by my friend with his crossman pulse r71 " Why are my balls falling so damn short of their."
I said this to one of my friends while we were dead:
[quote]Dude your dead rag is on backwards![/quote]
His response:
[quote]Really man? I gotta... Wait a second[/quote]
[quote]Leader: EXECUTE THE PRISONERS
Prisoners: oh god oh god RUN[/quote]
[quote]Kid 1: DUDE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE
Kid 2: He's right OVER THER--
Kid 3: I DUNNO, WHERE IS HE?
Kid 1: I DONT KNOW, I CANT FIND HIM, I DONT SEE HIM
Kid 3: GUYS HE'S RIGHT..
Kid 3 pokes out of cover and points at the cover i'm behind
DarkSamus shoots kid in knuckles
Kid 2: FUCK FUCK OW OW OUT OW OW OUT OUT
Kid 1: WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE OH GOD
etc etc[/quote]
More or less the most hilarious thing, I was the only one left on our team because my teammates decided to walk right up to the other team (composed of almost exclusively 12 year olds) and just "Airport" it. (A la, Modern Warfare 2) and of course they got out, leaving me to be the last man standing against a team of 3 pre-teens (they managed to get 3 of em out by walking and shooting) shouting wondering where the hell i am, all sitting behind the same cover.
It was hilarious when I decided to sneak up on the remaining 2 and just saftey em out, they screamed when I saftey'd em out.
[QUOTE]Silence fools! The beard has spoken
The only thing worse than hearing "Man down!" over the comms: "Cover me, I need a wank."
Me: *Pulls pin on Tornado Grenade, waits, toss*
Few Seconds.
Me: "Did it go off?"
2 more seconds
Random Opfor guys: "AH FUCK HIT! HIT!"
Buddy: "Yup"
Here's mine:
[quote]
Me: Did you see the new episode of Lost last night?!
Random Teammate: What? No. Was it good?
*Sniper shots misses my ear by an inch, we both dive behind cover*
Me: Well they're still on the damn island.
*I prime some pyro*
Me: John Locke seems like a douche.
Random Teammate: Yeah, I know what you mean.[/quote]
May not be funny, but it was random.
Especially for the fact I don't watch Lost.
Me: [Suicide bomber scream] *as i run up to someone in the dark, and press the mag release button on their gun, and take it away*
[QUOTE=Demolitions2;22055150]Me: [Suicide bomber scream] *as i run up to someone in the dark, and press the mag release button on their gun, and take it away*[/QUOTE]
What a douche.
Actually, I think that would be quite hilarious if it happened to me. I think it would be hilarious in general.
As long as it was returned to me...otherwise >:(
[QUOTE=Maximo13;22058350]What a douche.[/QUOTE]
He shouldn't have not gone out when i clearly shot him twice, and he shouldn't have spit on my gun :)
[QUOTE=Maximo13;22058350]What a douche.[/QUOTE]
Not really.
You are an asshole though for calling him a douche for doing something that really wouldn't matter if you didn't buy shitty mags or used a walmart gun.
Friend: I bet i could hide in a tree, and get a kill by dropping a handfull of bb's on someone
Me: I bet i could should you in the face right out of a tree for being an idiot
Marshall: I bet i could ban you both. :I
Marshall: Okay, so if a grenade lands 10 feet near you, you're out.
Guy: What if you hit it back with your gun like a baseball bat?
Marshall: Then it blows up where ever it lands after that, I guess
Guy: What if the thrower hits the grenade back again?
Marshall: Dude, just shut up.
marshall: alright guys its your first time here in a team so please could you say your name and two interesting facts about yourself,
Friend: My names terry, i love fishing and play hockey every saturday
Friend 2: My names Dan, i like cars and i like women
Me: My names James, and im an alcoholic
Friend: MACKERS! GET THAT GUNNER NOW!
Me: MAH BOOMSTICK GOES LIKE THIS!
and of course my personal favourite whenever i get a good kill
Me: GARDEN VARIETY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Guy: DUDE LOOK THIS IS JUST LIKE MW2!
Me: No.
Some guy: *points to my Sig* Is that.....a G36?
Better than someone looking at my CM030 and thinking it was an Uzi.
Better than that girl looking at my erection after we get shot at.
Wait....
:smug:
^ I lol'd
Okay, so the last game I went to our team had a star-texas thing going on. You call Anal Baby and friendlies respond Black Penis.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;22854362]Okay, so the last game I went to our team had a star-texas thing going on. You call Anal Baby and friendlies respond Black Penis.[/QUOTE]
aghasgh ahahah what the fuck
CHALLENGE: Megan Fox
RESPONSE: Toe thumb
Should I make a thread where we make obscene call signs and challenges? I think it would funny and dementedly creative.
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