A sexy pink blob appears with her friend purple blob
if you had a dick it would be hard
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In that case; grow a dick
Crazily smooch the purple blob.
Or HAVE A THREESOME
Grow wings and become a red convenience store with the same face. Oh yeah and the convenient store has a penis like suggested above.
you have a penis true, but it's misshapen and eerily similar to the op's own penis. girls are scared and kisses can't ensue
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[editline]12th December 2013[/editline]
what good are wings if you can't love?
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Grow another penis and rape both those Bitches
[QUOTE=JudgeDredd;43164559]Grow another penis and rape both those Bitches[/QUOTE]
Do this!
Grow a body
Teleport To Earth
Become penisman
rape every girl
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[editline]14th December 2013[/editline]
earthlings hate you, a bad boy thug has you at gun point and demands money.
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Rape him, it's the only thing you know how to do. Now here's the plan:
He should be intimidated by the abnormal thing. Slap him in the face with your head, pin him to the ground, and use the sheer force of your penis to rip through his sweatpants(what jeans are purple?), and make his asshole the size of a dinnerplate by raping him with every penis on your body, your head being last for it'll be the most painful. Then force him to clean up by licking it all, then take the gun, and store it in your inventory... somehow
[QUOTE=LondierX;43185498]Rape him, it's the only thing you know how to do. Now here's the plan:
He should be intimidated by the abnormal thing. Slap him in the face with your head, pin him to the ground, and use the sheer force of your penis to rip through his sweatpants(what jeans are purple?), and make his asshole the size of a dinnerplate by raping him with every penis on your body, your head being last for it'll be the most painful. Then force him to clean up by licking it all, then take the gun, and store it in your inventory... somehow[/QUOTE]
Youre sick XD!
Now as for the suggestion:
Slap him with your dick
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