A short journey through some of the more embarrassing comic book adventures. Let's start with this dubious piece.
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/comic-showers.jpg[/img]
I am sure the plot here is quite innocent, but our cynical minds will take this in a certain direction no matter how hard you try to pretend it doesn't^^
Onwards to the next hilarity.
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/comic-whipped-cream.jpg[/img]
Then tell us what it taste like Superman.
You might be tempted to think the subconscious mind of the creator tries to tell him something. Closet gay much.
[img]http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/comic-boybuddies.jpg[/img]
By a customer me thinks.
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/lame_heroes/whizzer.jpg[/img]
Ah one of Marvel's earlier sins. The Whizzer
I quote Wiki on this fellow!
"The origin of this Golden Age character begins while Robert Frank is on a trip to Africa with his father, Dr. Emil Frank, where Robert is bitten by a cobra.
Dr. Frank saves Robert by a transfusion of mongoose blood, and soon discovers that he has developed super-speed."
To clarify! Blood transfusions are not a cure for cobra bites as far as modern science is concerned. Not even with mongoose blood.
Especially not with mongoose blood. This is why comic artists should be banned from entering the medical profession.
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/lame_heroes/whizzer2.jpg[/img]
He also looks like a pedophile.
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/lame_heroes/condor.jpg[/img]
Another dubious hero lost to obscurity. Meet the Black Condor. Little Richard Grey was born in Mongolia during a scientific expedition his parents were members of.
The expedition was attacked by bandits and everyone died except for baby Richard, who was later found and raised by condors.
If huge carrion eating birds don't know how to raise a baby, then who does?
Not bad for a bird that doesn't even live in Mongolia, or anywhere near Asia for that matter. This guy saw the light of day under world war II. Damn they needed heroes back then.
And to make matters even worse!
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/lame_heroes/condor5.jpg[/img]
Being raised by Condors apparently hands you the ability to give aerodynamics and gravity the finger.
[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/batcovers/det241.jpg[/img]
I think I know what this is. Batman was bitten by a radioactive fashion designer.
[img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/5/2/32952.jpg?v=1[/img]
I could not believe they actually did this.
[img]http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/6a00d8341c630a53ef01157063d6e0970b-500wi.jpg[/img]
But then I saw this and became a believer. The Punisher and Eminem in the same comic. This one was done with Eminem's full approval and cooperation.
The downside to having Eminem's approval is that you also get a shit-ton of Eminem's suggestions, which resulted in this.
[img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/3/4/32934.jpg?v=1[/img]
Now the little cunt is more bad ass than Frank Castle. Nothing is sacred any more.
If you got moronic comic attempts to share, feel free to do so.
[url=http://superdickery.com/]Superdickery[/url] is required reading for some (mostly) older examples.
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;40773266][url=http://superdickery.com/]Superdickery[/url] is required reading for some (mostly) older examples.[/QUOTE]
Yes I found a lot of those, but could not muster the will to post them.
[t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/14abe01c9c950dd210bb69064d6066ed/tumblr_mnc78pmsfP1qg226zo1_500.jpg[/t]
that is all
No amount of google made me wiser on Rowrrff.
[img]http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif[/img]
Moving on.
[QUOTE=Rastifan;40773435]No amount of google made me wiser on Rowrrff.[/QUOTE]
I actually got that image in a text from my friend in 7th grade, I tried to find it online but I couldn't, so I had to grab the old micro SD card.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40773516][img]http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif[/img]
Moving on.[/QUOTE]
Did this turn into a nefarious plot to put Cialis in the water supply
no mention of how spiderman [I]killed mary jane with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN[/I] from spiderman reign yet?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p4Lksis.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iPfXiBH.jpg[/img]
what the fuck. this entire comic, man, just... i don't know.
Where is 'Spider-Man: One More Day'?
[IMG]http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/2154_4_184.jpg[/IMG]
Try figure out the back story to this. Of all the super villains in the word, Superman wants
to kill a guy with coins in his ears.
[editline]25th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40774541]what the fuck. this entire comic, man, just... i don't know.[/QUOTE]
In deed.
[QUOTE=Rastifan;40773241]
[img]http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/5/2/32952.jpg?v=1[/img]
I could not believe they actually did this.[/QUOTE]
I own this.
[QUOTE=Rastifan;40774565][IMG]http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/2154_4_184.jpg[/IMG]
Try figure out the back story to this. Of all the super villains in the word, Superman wants
to kill a guy with coins in his ears.[/QUOTE]
During the golden and silver ages, the Prankster (dude with the pennies in his ears) was a trolling character who only existed to piss the shit out of pre-crisis Superman by utilizing loop holes in the legal system, his smarts and etc... One time the Prankster successfully copyrighted the English language just for fun. Obviously Pre-Crisis Superman has a short temper with the guy. In that story, Prankster was deliberately trying to piss off Superman by breaking some really obscure and old(I guess fictional)law in Honolulu by shoving pennies in his ears. He also goes on a 'crime wave' by breaking all sorts of really really old/stupid laws such which annoys Superman. Then bunch of other bystanders join in doing similar things which makes Superman angry and he punches a wall before calming down. It's a silly little cheap harmless Silver Age story bundled with a bunch of others. Plus, a lot of Silver Age comics had a weird cover to attract readers so this one isn't that special. Heck, one cover had Superman marrying Jimmy to a gorilla.
[IMG]http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/jo98.gif[/IMG]
So bestiality even:quagmire:
[QUOTE=Rastifan;40774817]So bestiality even:quagmire:[/QUOTE]
From the gorilla's point of view, yeah. She fell in love with Jimmy.
[IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/batcovers/det241.jpg[/IMG]
Rate me optimistic. Because I don't need it now, but I deserve it.
[QUOTE=Charybdis;40775533][IMG]http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2009/when-comics-were-innocent-1-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yea works badly that. Commanding you foe. Perhaps the villain lived in a bondage dungeon for to long.
[QUOTE=Rastifan;40775898]Yea works badly that. Commanding you foe. Perhaps the villain lived in a bondage dungeon for to long.[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=choco cookie;40775941]What?[/QUOTE]
What what? Never lived in a bondage dungeon before? Duh!
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40774541]no mention of how spiderman [I]killed mary jane with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN[/I] from spiderman reign yet?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p4Lksis.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iPfXiBH.jpg[/img]
what the fuck. this entire comic, man, just... i don't know.[/QUOTE]
Isn't this the one where he's really old and everything's fucked up and nothing makes sense
[IMG]http://static.winterdrake.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/YourVaginaIsHaunted.jpg[/IMG]
Getting the back story to this would help, or perhaps not.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40774541]no mention of how spiderman [I]killed mary jane with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN[/I] from spiderman reign yet?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p4Lksis.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iPfXiBH.jpg[/img]
what the fuck. this entire comic, man, just... i don't know.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;5EeIOeYKd-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeIOeYKd-c[/video]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40774541]no mention of how spiderman [I]killed mary jane with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN[/I] from spiderman reign yet?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p4Lksis.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iPfXiBH.jpg[/img]
what the fuck. this entire comic, man, just... i don't know.[/QUOTE]
Okay, but how does that end up turning her into a zombie?
Superior Spider-Man.
End of thread.
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;40778398]Okay, but how does that end up turning her into a zombie?[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna guess mutation. Radiation in the Marvel multiverse just seems to turn everyone into a monster instead of killing 'em
[img]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1070438/18.jpg[/img]
Look at The Torch missionary-style-ing the Thing. Look at it.
Also, can terrible, terrible artwork be included? Because I have a lot of stuff built up against Rob Liefeld.
[editline]25th May 2013[/editline]
Here's my album about Rob Liefeld's awfulness, if anyone's interested: [url]http://imgur.com/a/kF8Sf[/url]
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40779416]Here's my album about Rob Liefeld's awfulness, if anyone's interested: [url]http://imgur.com/a/kF8Sf[/url][/QUOTE]
yikes
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40779416][img]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1070438/18.jpg[/img]
Look at The Torch missionary-style-ing the Thing. Look at it.
Also, can terrible, terrible artwork be included? Because I have a lot of stuff built up against Rob Liefeld.
[editline]25th May 2013[/editline]
Here's my album about Rob Liefeld's awfulness, if anyone's interested: [url]http://imgur.com/a/kF8Sf[/url][/QUOTE]
Rob Liefeld? DIS GON B GUD
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