dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28128288]dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration[/QUOTE]
wat
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28128288]dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration[/QUOTE]
This was my idea too.
How..?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28128288]dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12-KN5UijA[/media]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;28128386]wat[/QUOTE]
From an episode of Its Always Sunny if I recall correctly.
I've always wanted to write a movie about brutal zombie apocalypse, except it's told from the P.O.V. of a U.S. Marine in a squad who's orders are to go around and try to clean up as much as possible and gather resources, survivors and such.
It would be gritty and have a depressed-tone to it and there wouldn't be a whole lot of "Wooh zombie killing wooh"
But I would like to write alot of movies, but there's no point to it :saddowns:
arnold is a 60 something pimp who goes undercover to find out why they are remaking total recall and kill them then go to mars and giving people air and then reitring
It's like Citizen Kane except instead of being a newspaper tycoon, Mr. Kane is a porn star, and instead of dying as a lonely old man, he just fucks more chicks.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28128288]dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration[/QUOTE]
You post too much
An ensemble casted war film set in an urban battle during a fictional war. The plot will follow a platoon through pretty much the whole battle, but sometimes flashing back to previous battles and/or events in the war. This film will have an extremely high emphasis on random and extremely chaotic violence, to the point of interrupting key dialog and character/plot development. The colour schemes will be mostly pale, gray and rather stoic, while battle fatigues, blood, and dirt/dust will be more bright, vivid, and lively. The camerawork will alternate back and forth between steady theatrical shots, and ferentic camcorder-esque shots to co-incide with the unpredictable nature of the action sequences. Lastly, a main character will ironically get killed by the very thing he adamantly reminds other characters to avoid throughout the film, landmines.
A movie dedicated to defying as many tropes as possible.
You know you want it.
A snuff film starring furrys.
[QUOTE=Crackatowa;28151863]A snuff film starring furrys.[/QUOTE]
May i act in that movie as the guy that kills the furries?
Bear Grylls goes on vacation but thinks it is a survival scenario. Building shelter out of cocktail umbrellas and pissing in the public pool for warmth ensues.
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A movie based on this. Starring Robert Pattinson as the every vampire that dies.
[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;28152148][img_thumb]http://trollitc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/AbeLincoln.jpg[/img_thumb]
A movie based on this. Starring Robert Pattinson as the every vampire that dies.[/QUOTE]
But this is already being made.
A movie exactly like Eden Lake, except in the ending, [sp] she finds the family, kills everyone, and then when that faggot kid comes home, he sees them all and realizes that it was all his fault[/sp]
I just saw Eden lake, and I have never been so pissed of at an ending before. My blood is boiling!
First-person movie (as if it was from the actual character's eyes, not camera footage or something). Not sure how hard that would be but still.
[highlight] Axe Murderer[/highlight]
Bruce Willis is David Jonestanton, The bassist for local heavy metal band, Blisterneck, which has gained the attention of music producing mogul, Johnny 'Arizona' Arizano (Malcolm McDowell). The band signs a record deal and gets hard at work producing new songs for their debut album. As the band nears completion of the album, David learns that his wife, along with his only child, Have been brutally murdered by the vicious street gang, Dos Muertos.
The stress of not getting the recogniton he feels he deserves for his work on the album, and the death of his family become all too much to bear for David, As he slowly spirals into insanity. He goes on a murderous rampage, killing every soul he meets with his newest addition to his guitar collection. A Gene Simmons axe bass (picture below), Modified to fit his signature sound, as well as being fitted with an actual blade. After his mindless killing spree, he tracks down the leader of Dos Muertos, Juan Gonzales (Danny Trejo) and engages in a one on one battle to the death. What David doesn't know however, is that Juan is a guitarist, with a similar weapon (also Pictured below). In the end, Juan is defeated, but, in his final moments,says "it was Johnny.....Johnny killed your family."
"Why should I believe you?"
"dead men.. tell....no lies...."
then, Johnny appears. "when I killed your family, I was banking on you being there as well. Oh how satisfying their screams were. heh. Now it's your turn."
Johnny picks up Juan's guitar, swings it at David, starting their own battle.
The battle nears an end when, in a well timed attack, both sever their adversary's legs. They then lie, bleeding on the floor, when they both die.
THE END.
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[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;28142631]Lastly, a main character will ironically get killed by the very thing he adamantly reminds other characters to avoid throughout the film, landmines.[/QUOTE]
Narm Potential right there.
[url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/Narm?from=Main.Narm[/url]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;28153428]I'd love to see more movies made about making movies. Particularly real life stories like in "Ed Wood" and "American Movie". I just find them to be very interesting.[/QUOTE]
watch 8 1/2
or Living In Oblivion, or American Movie. American Movie is an actual Documentary about this guy making a movie.
Some movie starring Justin Bieber... and his character dies a slow and painful death.
Alternate History WWII, if it was all sci-fi ish and all tesla-based.
The Egyptian revolution.
An actual Slenderman movie.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28128288]dolph lundgren as a super smart, super buff crime fighting scientist who wears a mesh tank top and a lab coat so you know hes smart
but get this
what if his head was a giant nose? AND
WHAT
if he could smell crime????
and he would have a super sexy lab assistant and when he's not fighting crime they're banging
and here's the twist, and there is a twist
they show it. full penetration[/QUOTE]
DOCTOR, Dolph Lundgren
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;28169018]Never seen it, but I've heard of it.
I have Living In Oblivion, but I've never seen it.
[/QUOTE]
Watch 'em then. 8 1/2 is a bit less grounded in reality then the other movies; most of it takes place in Guido's (the director and protagonist) head. It's actually more about him not making the movie then making the movie cuz he has no idea where to go with the project. Steve Buscemi is great in Living in Oblivion.
I want a movie about some random meaningless citizen in the Star Wars universe. It would be interesting to see the smaller aspects of space operas, rather than constant 'save the galaxy' stuff.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;28174508]I want a movie about some random meaningless citizen in the Star Wars universe. It would be interesting to see the smaller aspects of space operas, rather than constant 'save the galaxy' stuff.[/QUOTE]
there is supposed to be an animated comedy series coming out about just that exactly.
[QUOTE=Pops;28177325]there is supposed to be an animated comedy series coming out about just that exactly.[/QUOTE]
Seth Green, you are my hero.
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