So last night, I went to go see The Boondock Saints II and this three minute advert started playing for the National Guard.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfPj00pTNY&feature=related[/media]
What the fuck is this? It doesn't make me want to join the National Guard, it makes me want to go fucking kill myself knowing that our government thinks this will appeal to people.
Oh you know, some guys think those things are cool, like manly stuff and guns!
Remember, No russian.
Also looks p badass in my opinion (Aside from it being an advert for the fucking National Guard)
Pfft, it's a recruiting ad, they're full of shit by default. Lets face it, the military isn't going to get anyone to sign up if they tell people what actually happens.
"Sign up now, and after a year of getting shot at, right when you're about to go home, we extend your tour another six months! Act now and you too could wind up bleeding to death in the sand after getting your legs blown off by an IED! Like shooting Muslims to protect America's oil? Well you're in luck!"
Yeah, that's not going to inspire anybody. Might as well just run some professionally shot footage of people doing fun shit.
Reminds me of Starship Troopers.
The ad is just filled with guns that you'll never shoot, tanks you'll never drive, helicopters you'll never pilot and action filled firefights that you will never fight in.
So basically, "JOIN NATIONAL GUARD PLEASE, IT'S JUST LIKE BATTLEFIELD!"
Now only if they blasted that music as they really went into battle
"OMG GUNS,AND GIRLZ, OMGZOMGOMZZGOMZOMGMOZG, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EASY, I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY I WOUDL KILL ALL DA TARRORIST"
after bootcamp, in Bagdahd
"OMG THIS IS NOTHING LIKE CALL OF DUTY I WANT MOOMMy"
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;18367825]Now only if they blasted that music as they really went into battle[/QUOTE]
Battles need drummerboys again.
National Guard Adverts are like the G.I. Joe trailers. You wish our military could do that kinda of stuff, but they don't. :v:
The shots are also really cliche, the amount of times i've seen boats going into waves and people turning to the camera with shitty text graphics is untrue.
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It even takes the piss out of James Bond at 00:49.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS EPIC. I'M FUCKING JOINING RIGHT NOW! DUDE IT'S LIKE BF2 AND COD4 BUT IN REAL LIFE. *sarcasm*
that is only comparable to this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lTVDyg4us[/media]
Hahahaa.
How was the boondocks saints 2 bro?
If that was for some kind of movie, and didnt have the fireman holding a baby, you would love this.
Doesn't the National Guard use shit leftover from World War 1/2/Vietnam?
Do they even have tanks?
So when is this movie coming out again?
I thought the national guard weren't THAT shit? Just reserve soldiers with more basic training?
Anyway, all armies and countries try and glorify war, just some are better at it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuhEniZkrRU[/media]
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18367912]The shots are also really cliche, the amount of times i've seen boats going into waves and people turning to the camera with shitty text graphics is untrue.
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It even takes the piss out of James Bond at 00:49.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me, but a man looking down a tube/pipe does not = James Bond.
Holy shit im joining the royal marines now
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;18368226]Holy shit im joining the royal marines now[/QUOTE]
The commercial was pretty cool.
[QUOTE=tankkiller;18368164]Doesn't the National Guard use shit leftover from World War 1/2/Vietnam?
Do they even have tanks?[/QUOTE]
They have plenty of equipment, including air squadrons.
I prefer russian ads .
Looks really cool, but it wouldn't make me join the army or anything.
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[QUOTE=Uncle_Earl;18368070]that is only comparable to this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lTVDyg4us[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy hell that movie was actually made?
Action heroes.
They really make service look fun and cushy :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Ickylevel;18368531][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHmiqmfNLhE&feature=related[/media]
[editline]09:01PM[/editline]
Battle alarm !
Oh cool[/QUOTE]
That was a pretty cool video.
The UK and US vids talk about serving the nation, but that one seems more to focus on being happy in the military.
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