• I woke up at the wrong time...
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It was the middle of the night. My dream ended, and I woke up. I was facing the wall, but I knew that my roommate was on the computer because of the light that the monitor gives off and the fact that I could hear some faint sounds coming out from his headphones. So I tossed and turned on my other side, and then I was blindsided by the sight that was ghastlier than 1000 ghouls. My roommate with his dick in his hand, and my PIZZA IN HIS OTHER HAND. :argh: The fat bastard's face was probably something like this. [IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5040/head01p.jpg[/IMG] The it had occurred to me. Those sounds coming from his headphones were from a porn movie. For a brief second, I looked at him with a mixture of disgust, shock and rage, something like this [IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3913/head1ks.jpg[/IMG] until he noticed me facing him and tried to pull up his pants. Without saying anything, I turned and faced the wall, and stayed that way for the rest of the night, asking myself "WHY COULDN'T I HAVE WOKEN UP HOUR LATER OR SOMETHING!?"
that sounds almost as bad as when I came home from school early once and walked in on my dad watching Totally Nude Aerobics and masturbating with an electric masseuse
You should have taken the pizza and slammed it onto his dick. It would have burned. :science:
Wah... Bad... bad... But when I read [Quote]his dick in his hand, and my PIZZA IN HIS OTHER HAND. The fat bastard's face was probably something like this.[/quote] I thought he was actually going to jizz on your pizza or something...
Should of joined in
[QUOTE=kayOkay;21711514]Wah... Bad... bad... But when I read I thought he was actually going to jizz on your pizza or something...[/QUOTE] I would've strapped him down and forcefed him if he did that shit. [/TOUGHGUY]
Who doesn't want jizz topping on their pizza?
Wow, your roommate is such a retard. How could he think he could hide the fact he were fapping if you saw. What a fail.
Get him back by having sex with his mum...while eating HIS pizza!
Your pictures suck.
Did he finish the job? [editline]09:35AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mind Man;21711459] My roommate with his dick in his hand, and my PIZZA IN HIS OTHER HAND. [/QUOTE] are you gonna finish that
Was it pepperoni?
[QUOTE=Furioso;21711475]that sounds almost as bad as when I came home from school early once and walked in on my dad watching Totally Nude Aerobics and masturbating with an electric masseuse[/QUOTE] um wat
I would have eaten it.
You should've told him to give you back your pizza.
You should've scared the shit out of him by suddenly grabbing his headphones or something.
Fappin while your roommate is asleep is one thing, but you just dont take another mans pizza!
I was in a sleepover and I woke up at the time when my friend was masturbating, lucky for him I didn't tell anyone.
God, masturbation has to be the most awkward thing when you have a room mate. So glad I don't have one.
What's worse than seeing your friend doing that: seeing your brother do that.
[QUOTE=daumantas100;21713457]I was in a sleepover and I woke up at the time when my friend was masturbating, lucky for him I didn't tell anyone.[/QUOTE] As if you'd masturbate at a sleepover, your friend is weird.
[QUOTE=Furioso;21711475]that sounds almost as bad as when I came home from school early once and walked in on my dad watching Totally Nude Aerobics and masturbating with an electric masseuse[/QUOTE] lol
Oh shit! You were awake? [editline]03:46PM[/editline] You can have your pizza if you still want it
Was the dream better than the experience with the roommate?
Why the fuck was he eating your pizza that shit's out of order
This thread makes me want some Pizza. But my sister ate the last [i]half[/i] of Pizza we had :argh:
You should be thankful. As far as you know, once he was done he could've carefully came in your face and then cleaned without you noticing.
:v:
[QUOTE=d3450;21712001]Was it pepperoni?[/QUOTE] Yes. [QUOTE]You should be thankful. As far as you know, once he was done he could've carefully came in your face and then cleaned without you noticing. [/QUOTE] I don't know about that. I'm a light sleeper.
Who the fuck jacks off and eats at the same time.
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