So, currently, I am out of town, visiting with my dad. My dad is a paraplegic, and I love him to death. I'm his only child, but recently, he came across a lady friend. While I'm happy for him, I have no idea what he sees in her. Picture a cross between a bus and a hippo, with a vagina.
Anyways, she has three kids, a thirteen year old boy, a seven year old boy, and a three year old girl. From what I've heard the girl is a total sweetheart, but the boys are complete brats because their mom has no control. I have even been given permission to clock the boys if they cross me.
I have one night to pull jokes, and freak out these kids. What should I do?
tldr; I'm stuck with a couple of brats, what should I do?
Tell them that santa is fake
holy shit dude brats are fucking delicious
how is eating them not the first thing you thought
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I have one night to pull jokes, and freak out these kids. What should I do?[/QUOTE]
Something tells me your no better than they are.
Lead them to conquer an empire.
i love bratz.
i get to comb their hair, and dress them, and even pretend they're my real friends!
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;24250694]holy shit dude brats are fucking delicious
how is eating them not the first thing you thought[/QUOTE]
Don't listen to this guy, right under his name it says he's a pedo
:byodood:
my collection of bratz await me
Kick in the door to your house while wielding a powered chainsaw at 3 A.M. in a mask.
[QUOTE=Mabus;24250711]Something tells me your no better than they are.[/QUOTE]There's a difference between throwing tantrums, putting two holes in walls, and breaking my grandma's lamp, and pulling a couple of harmless jokes.
put duck tape on their mouths, tie their arms and legs up, and lock them in a room
Glory hole :cop:
With the 13 year old
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;24250720]Don't listen to this guy, right under his name it says he's a pedo
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
what
brats are fucking delicious
i could eat them without putting anything on them
op, play penumbra and make them watch
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Show them gay furry porn.
Circle jerk.
Gotta start young, y'know.
lock yourself in the bathroom and don't ever come out
Blow up rubber gloves and give them Meth
leave them alone, and if they act like a dick to you, just destroy them with your fists.
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after all, you do have permission to.
Lock them all in a closet and go home.
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[QUOTE=Pyth;24251028]Lock them all in a closet and go home.[/QUOTE]
Show them your avatar.
Tell them you'll rape them if they don't be good, if they don't be good find the nearest registered sex offender, its not hard. The government makes it easy and gives you a list.
At 3: am, when the kid is asleep, open his door, put your naked ass next to his face, slap him until he rolls over, release a massive shit all over the kids face, laugh as he screams with shit all over his face, record it, post it to his facebook and show all his friends.
[sp]This isn't a good idea[/sp]
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Oh, other idea, when he's sleeping, kick open his door, and start firing off a cap gun, and watch him shit hard.
or tie them up and make them watch Dead Space and Bioshock. Scared the shit out of my brother.
You tied up your brother? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Pyth;24251105]You tied up your brother? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Meh, on occasion.
Never tied him up to watch Bioshock or Dead Space.
I did tie him up to draw a face on his stomach once though
Let Shadow rape them.
Kill them.
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No-one will know it was you
Cut the power and then start making weird noises
Give them juice mixed with a lemonade and tell them it's an alcoholic beverage.
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